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2012-01-08 12:46:49 PM
oukewldave: IBelieveYouHaveMyStapler: I like this new way of thinking that the U.S. has now. What kills more children per year guns or swimming pools? Guess what, it's swimming pools. If no knives are allowed on campus how do they have a cooking class? Shouldn't they eliminate the swim team since water is so dangerous? We must protect these children from everything!
/When I was in H.S. we had an archery team.

Don't know of any schools that do have cooking classes. Except local colleges. And it shows. Nearly everyone I know my age (30) and younger cannot cook. A friend just told me how he tried to boil spaghetti and burned the noodles...


We had a homec class and it counted for 1.25 credits so if you were playing the valedictorian game it was a good class to take. We learned sewing, cooking, laundering and home finance.
 
2012-01-08 12:47:04 PM
If you don't teach your children about the fourth and fifth amendments before they're ten years old, you are an bad incompetent parent.
 
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2012-01-08 12:52:08 PM
Lee Bruns: In 8th grade every student had to give a demonstrative speech to pass the class. 9 out of 10 of the males in class brought their shotguns to class to demonstrate how to clean a gun. This was in the early 80's. Oddly, none of us shot each other. Doesn't really seem like that long ago.

/CSb


I wanted to do that when I was in school in the 1970's and was told I it was illegal and I would be arrested and expelled if I did it. And that was in Alabama.
 
2012-01-08 12:55:56 PM
Those who can, do.
Those who can't, teach.
Those who can't teach, administrate.
 
2012-01-08 12:58:35 PM
I carried a knife to school every day for four years. Never got in trouble for it. Of course, I never made a big deal out of it and only used it during after-school activities. Hell, my coach would be pissed if I DIDN'T have it!

Forestry judging team '01-05, biatches!
 
2012-01-08 01:00:01 PM
SharkTrager: If today's teachers knew how often, in elementary school, I accidentally had my scout knife in my pocket they would shiat bricks.

I carry a switchblade with me everywhere I go. It's not that I don't feel safe, but more of a "just in case thing."

Except for the one time I forgot to take the one I had stashed in my laptop bag while I was going through airport security. I had just graduated college and had completely forgotten it was still in there (I walked home from class in the dark once a week) - thank god it was in the Eugene airport and nobody would've even blinked. I slyly took it out of my bag and threw it in the trash. It was a damn good knife, too :(
 
2012-01-08 01:00:41 PM
robodog: We had a homec class and it counted for 1.25 credits so if you were playing the valedictorian game it was a good class to take. We learned sewing, cooking, laundering and home finance.

Actually, everything except sewing should be a hard requirement for everyone to graduate.
 
2012-01-08 01:07:01 PM
slartiblartfast: Those who can, do.
Those who can't, teach.
Those who can't teach, administrate.


Hilarious, and very sadly spot-on
 
2012-01-08 01:07:35 PM
FTFA: The Gwinnett School System insists their policy on weapons in school is not zero tolerance, yet a school spokesperson said any student found to have a weapon at school will face punishment even when a student self-reports accidentally having that weapon.
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2012-01-08 01:09:02 PM
oryx: He's suspended and still has to go to school, what kind of double think is that?

When I was in HS, if you skipped a class, you would get a day of in-school suspension. Makes sense. You miss one class, so as punishment, so we're gonna make you miss a whole day. And our ISS wasn't structured. You could read, doodle, just about anything but sleep
 
2012-01-08 01:17:22 PM
When I was in school I always had my boy scout pocket knife with me. It wasn't a "thing" back then. (70's and 80's)
 
2012-01-08 01:26:10 PM
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2012-01-08 01:35:12 PM
styckx: namegoeshere: Winning: Back when I was in 6th or 7th grade I accidentally brought a lighter to school. I lived on a farm and my family would burn the flammable garbage so I probably had it in my coat from going out the night before to start the fire. I didn't report it to the teacher though. When I discovered I had it I lied and said I had to go to the bathroom, I went to the Secretary's office just down the hall from the bathroom and handed it in. My mother was a teacher at the school and I didn't have a history of being a trouble maker so I didn't get into any trouble at all, I didn't even hear anything from my mom about it. This was before Columbine too.

I don't know if I would have gotten off so easily if this happened in this day and age.

You sound young. My high school had a smoking area. Plenty of kids had lighters in their pockets. And the majority of the boys had pocket knives.

^^ This also.. My H.S. had a smoking area. It was a patch of concrete only about 30ft from the school but it wasn't their property. Teachers, Principals etc would walk by a platform of smoking underages students without a care in the world. Some would join us or bum a smoke off us. We turned out fine. We also had something called "open lunch".. We could freely leave school grounds and do whatever we wanted during lunch period as long as we made it back to class on time.


You're telling me that they're actually keeping students *in* at American institutes of secundary education ? Wow.
 
2012-01-08 01:37:23 PM
Onion belt time...

I remember when I was in high school, guys would have their rifle hanging in the gun rack of their truck in the student parking lot.
I regularly carried a small knife in my bag. It was very useful in pranks for cutting the fishing line.
Also, I once forgot to remove a 9mm from my bag one weekend (I had probably been out target shooting over the weekend). Found it on Monday. I never told anyone that it was there or took it out to "show it off". Remembered to judge the weight of my bag a little better from then on though.

But, we didn't go around trying to shoot up the school either.
 
2012-01-08 01:40:14 PM
Most of the redneck kids in my HS carried belt knives openly. Around half the pickups had gun racks, and at least half of those were filled while parked at school. We did not, in my four years there, have a stabbing or a shooting.

Kid needs to be shown the "Do Not Talk To The Police" video, and then told that "Principals" fall in that category as well.
 
2012-01-08 01:40:39 PM
school spokesperson said any student found to have a weapon at school will face punishment even when a student self-reports accidently having that weapon.
"We can't ignore the fact that there is a weapon on campus somewhere that someone can use," said system spokesperson Jore Quintana. "This is obviously to keep the safety of our students in our schools.


Not if you have the frikkin' thing LOCKED up in a drawer in the principal's office!

Geez! Great way to encourage honesty among the students. Lie and you get punished. Tell the truth and you get punished.

Common sense is vanishing from the schools at an alarming rate.

If these regulations had applied when I was in school, 80% of the male students and about 20% of the female would have been expelled because nearly everyone carried pocket knives and NOT as weapons.

Back then, if you pulled a knife on anyone in school, it was considered cowardly by the other students. It was acceptable to handle disputes with your fists, but on a one to one basis. Ganging up on a kid and beating him up was also considered cowardly. Those were the 'Kid Rules' we made and stuck to, much of it coming from the influences of our parents and the TV shows of the time.

The administration rewarded honesty, especially over mistakes. Proscribed items would be held until after school, when the student could reclaim them. Kids who hunted would now and then show up with rifles in their trucks or cars and no one got hysterical about it. The kid would more than likely be told not to do it again and warned that the guns could be stolen from their cars.

On an average day in high school, I carried in my pockets: a zippo lighter, a pouch of pipe tobacco or pack of smokes, a tobacco pipe, a folding knife, a pack of gum, a tin of aspirin, loose change and the odd assortment of stuff ranging from found nuts and bolts to the occasional marble. Smoking was not allowed on school grounds but many secretly did and the school didn't get all hysterical about it.

Usually they confiscated the cigarettes and pipe tobacco, which you did not get back.

Booze and pot were much more serious, which could get you suspended and your folks called. Cops might be called in if you had a joint, but more likely not.
 
2012-01-08 01:47:22 PM
When I was in high school in the early 80s, I shot a teacher and only got detention. Of course this was before all the whiny 'oh no another school shooting!' libtards of today. Back then teachers knew there was a line and if you crossed it you might get shot. I weep for today's educators.
 
2012-01-08 01:49:20 PM
Rik01: school spokesperson said any student found to have a weapon at school will face punishment even when a student self-reports accidently having that weapon.
"We can't ignore the fact that there is a weapon on campus somewhere that someone can use," said system spokesperson Jore Quintana. "This is obviously to keep the safety of our students in our schools.

Not if you have the frikkin' thing LOCKED up in a drawer in the principal's office!

Geez! Great way to encourage honesty among the students. Lie and you get punished. Tell the truth and you get punished.

Common sense is vanishing from the schools at an alarming rate.

If these regulations had applied when I was in school, 80% of the male students and about 20% of the female would have been expelled because nearly everyone carried pocket knives and NOT as weapons.

Back then, if you pulled a knife on anyone in school, it was considered cowardly by the other students. It was acceptable to handle disputes with your fists, but on a one to one basis. Ganging up on a kid and beating him up was also considered cowardly. Those were the 'Kid Rules' we made and stuck to, much of it coming from the influences of our parents and the TV shows of the time.

The administration rewarded honesty, especially over mistakes. Proscribed items would be held until after school, when the student could reclaim them. Kids who hunted would now and then show up with rifles in their trucks or cars and no one got hysterical about it. The kid would more than likely be told not to do it again and warned that the guns could be stolen from their cars.

On an average day in high school, I carried in my pockets: a zippo lighter, a pouch of pipe tobacco or pack of smokes, a tobacco pipe, a folding knife, a pack of gum, a tin of aspirin, loose change and the odd assortment of stuff ranging from found nuts and bolts to the occasional marble. Smoking was not allowed on school grounds but many secretly did and the school didn't get all hysterical about ...


I remember Ms Allen, my 2cd grade English Teacher would light a cigarette, in between classes at her desk, and nobody said a thing.
 
2012-01-08 01:55:32 PM
The lesson to be learned here is obvious: If you find yourself in school with a knife in your pocket that you didn't know was there... stab your teacher, along with the school principal if you can get away with it; otherwise you'll just get into trouble.
 
2012-01-08 01:55:49 PM
Trance750: slartiblartfast: Those who can, do.
Those who can't, teach.
Those who can't teach, administrate.

Hilarious, and very sadly spot-on


Sadly enough, I used to teach. Politics everywhere.
 
2012-01-08 01:57:52 PM
Really glad no one ever looked in my backpack during my freshman year...I'd been homeschooled before that and tended to carry my pocketknife with me everywhere, because otherwise I'd forget it when camping, which was when I needed it. Guess where my pocketknife went?

/Didn't quite understand that pocketknives were forbidden at school
 
2012-01-08 02:14:36 PM
I hope this kid learned a very important lesson here. The best thing for him to do upon discovery would have been to stash it in between classes, even if he is 5 minutes late to the next one. I would have stashed it in a trashcan until the end of the day. The lesson I hope he learned was that he has the right to remain silent. There is a Japanese word for being stupidly honest, but I can't recall. Being stupidly honest can lead to the state prosecutor deciding not to pursue charges against someone who commited a felony against you. It's happened to a couple I know (no, they aren't farkers; they were just farked) costing them lots of property. People will twist your words enough, son...no sense in making it worse.
 
2012-01-08 02:31:50 PM
This is exactly why my wife and I homeschool our kids. Not only are the curriculums a farking joke but so are their zero tolerance policies.
 
2012-01-08 02:45:33 PM
Weapons at school stores usually end up discussing Columbine at some point. So now I feel it's my civic duty to contribute my own CSB to the thread.

The footage taken from the cafeteria shown here

firstlightforum.files.wordpress.com

was captured on video cameras that were installed during the summer before the start of the 1998 1999 school year. The reason for the cameras in the cafeteria? Yours truly. During the 1997 school year we had a debate meeting at Columbine High School. My friend being the anti-establishment delinquent he was convinced me we needed to rob that cafeteria blind. So we went to stealing all the fruit roll ups and doritos and sun chips from the cafeteria counter and putting them in our backpacks. One year later....they have creepy footage and I have am linked to a national tragedy in the weirdest way possible.
 
2012-01-08 03:24:53 PM
FMLYHM: Weapons at school stores usually end up discussing Columbine at some point.

Zero-tolerance should start at the stores.
 
2012-01-08 03:26:29 PM
Trance750: 32oz High Life: Kids today sure are dumb.

He made a mistake, admitted to making a mistake and was punished. From now on, he'll just keep his mouth shut, for good or bad


Yep.

Great lesson to learn, eh? Be honest and stand in front of your mistakes and you'll be punished by people who don't have enough intelligence to recognize the difference between a minor mistake and malicious intent.

There are several people I know who automatically dislike those in authority until proven otherwise. Most of them came to have that point of view by multiple experiences such as what this kid did.
 
2012-01-08 03:27:59 PM
bearcats1983: Excellent policy there. It just teaches kids to keep their mouth shut if they think they'll be punished for honesty.

We could be suspended for having contraband on us at school (early 2000s). By contraband, I mean Advil. Officially, our parents had to write a note and we had to have it locked in the nurse's office. That's a lot of trouble for a headache.


Big problem? WE....the parents of these insipid little whiners created these ridiculous rules.
 
2012-01-08 03:38:16 PM
fanbladesaresharp: bearcats1983: Excellent policy there. It just teaches kids to keep their mouth shut if they think they'll be punished for honesty.

We could be suspended for having contraband on us at school (early 2000s). By contraband, I mean Advil. Officially, our parents had to write a note and we had to have it locked in the nurse's office. That's a lot of trouble for a headache.

Big problem? WE....the parents of these insipid little whiners created these ridiculous rules.


No, but you did allow it to happen on your watch.
This is a good death,,,
 
2012-01-08 03:40:21 PM
Did you ever hear of Nahtan's Knife Kit?
 
2012-01-08 03:41:24 PM
snocone: Did you ever hear of Nahtan's Knife Kit?

Baa,, Nathan's

sleep well, grasshoppers, you are flood protected
 
2012-01-08 03:44:06 PM
meathome: Trance750: 32oz High Life: Kids today sure are dumb.

He made a mistake, admitted to making a mistake and was punished. From now on, he'll just keep his mouth shut, for good or bad

Yep.

Great lesson to learn, eh? Be honest and stand in front of your mistakes and you'll be punished by people who don't have enough intelligence to recognize the difference between a minor mistake and malicious intent.

There are several people I know who automatically dislike those in authority until proven otherwise. Most of them came to have that point of view by multiple experiences such as what this kid did.


Yea, well just wait till you run a few more decades on the dial.
DO NOT GET OLD!
Stop right now.
Just walk away.
 
2012-01-08 03:48:35 PM
A couple of stories from a teacher:

I had a kid who was staring off into space and flicking his lighter out in the open. I quietly asked him to hand it over. Turns out he was on some pretty serious medicine for a back surgery and didn't even know he was doing it. A couple years later I was helping with the post-graduation party and the oil for the catering needed to be lit. I remembered I had a lighter in my class, lit the oil, and gave the lighter back to the kid who happened to be first in line for food.

A kid last year had a carabiner with a knife in it. I pulled him aside after class, told him if any other teacher caught him with it he would probably be suspended. I still have it and use it around my class before and after school when needed.

Zero tolerance policies are horrible for the students and the school. Then again, there was a student who was caught with a switchblade and a wide variety of drugs. A couple of weeks after he was expelled, he was next to me at a gas station and threatened me.
 
2012-01-08 03:50:51 PM
Also, you have to love a policy where kids can't necklaces made of larger chain because it could be used as a weapon, but baseball players are free to carry their metal bats with them in the halls.


Not that I have anything against baseball players; a large number of them use my classroom to store their equipment.
 
2012-01-08 03:58:20 PM
In HS a friend forgot to take a small knife out of his pack from paintball, accidentally brought it to school. Some biatch ratted him out and he got permanently kicked out of school. This was the same guy stabbed himself in the wrist with a screw driver changing his windshield wipers. He almost died on that one.
 
2012-01-08 04:28:53 PM
Triple Aught Design (new window)

This outfit is based in SF, 2 small stores, excellent customer service, high quality stuff. The knives they put out are usually very expensive and sell out within hours. The Dauntless Burchtree Blades Mini folding knife....do want.
 
2012-01-08 04:40:48 PM
Donde estan mis huevos: A kid last year had a carabiner with a knife in it. I pulled him aside after class, told him if any other teacher caught him with it he would probably be suspended. I still have it and use it around my class before and after school when needed.

So you didn't give it back to him at the end of the day, or at least call his parents and turn it over to them. WTF?
 
2012-01-08 04:49:02 PM
I had a big chef's knife and a bread knife in my kitchen supply box my first semester of college before I found out you weren't allowed to have any blades over 3" long in the dorms. Ended up sticking them in the lining of my suitcase so I could take them home during break without having them get found during safety inspection. So we only got a warning for having too much trash in the trashcan.
 
2012-01-08 04:54:55 PM
I remember bringing my Cub Scout knife to school (exactly like the one Abox posted) for show and tell back in third grade. The teacher had me pass it around and let kids open and close it. This was in the late 70's.

In high school, my friend brought a shotgun to shop class and asked if he could saw off the barrel. The teacher told him to make sure it was over 18" long and made him remove the trigger, which he had the kids parent pick up after school. No one freaked out, no SWAT response, no suspensions.

Of course back them we could smoke in the hall near the gym too, things were much more relaxed.

As for the knife porn pics, here's my edc:

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I carry it everyday and I work in schools.
 
2012-01-08 06:29:57 PM
Just circumcise the kid with it and send him back to class.

/He won't ever do that again.
 
2012-01-08 06:32:43 PM
John Buck 41: Donde estan mis huevos: A kid last year had a carabiner with a knife in it. I pulled him aside after class, told him if any other teacher caught him with it he would probably be suspended. I still have it and use it around my class before and after school when needed.

So you didn't give it back to him at the end of the day, or at least call his parents and turn it over to them. WTF?


I repeatedly reminded him to get it after school. He told me to keep it.
 
2012-01-08 07:41:40 PM
Donde estan mis huevos: John Buck 41: Donde estan mis huevos: A kid last year had a carabiner with a knife in it. I pulled him aside after class, told him if any other teacher caught him with it he would probably be suspended. I still have it and use it around my class before and after school when needed.

So you didn't give it back to him at the end of the day, or at least call his parents and turn it over to them. WTF?

I repeatedly reminded him to get it after school. He told me to keep it.


Well....ok, then. Sorry for the attitude.
 
2012-01-08 08:19:31 PM
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2012-01-08 08:28:06 PM
Keeping him out of class doesn't make sense.

As a school, your job is to educate the kids. Not allowing the kids to go to class means you aren't doing your job.

If you need to punish someone, do it by making them stay after class, or do extra homework, or run the damn bleachers or something. The only reason you should be keeping them out of class is if they are dangerous or disruptive to the other students.

A pocket knife with a blade less than 2" long isn't a "weapon", it's a tool. I carry one every day, I've never used it as a weapon. Saying "But it *could* be used as a weapon" is silly, considering you could take a pencil and stab someone in the eye, or you could take a chair and beat someone with it, or you could take off a sock, fill it with gravel, change, or pretty much anything small and hard and turn it into a sap. You can't keep all potential weapons out of schools.

In this case, I don't see any reason for punishment at all. And if you feel you have to punish him, taking him out of class (so that you can't do your job) is about the stupidest "punishment" that they could come up with.
 
2012-01-08 10:44:01 PM
Do the crime, do the time.

/late
 
2012-01-08 11:01:23 PM
he deserves it for being dumb enough to snitch on himself
 
2012-01-08 11:36:32 PM
karmagrl76: :)

enjoy your holiday.
 
2012-01-09 12:01:23 AM
reubendaley: Whether you agree with the policy or not, the rule is no knives and he had one.

So once a rule is in place we're never allowed to disagree with it?
 
2012-01-09 06:59:46 AM
profplump: reubendaley: Whether you agree with the policy or not, the rule is no knives and he had one.

So once a rule is in place we're never allowed to disagree with it?


To the contrary. Explicit in my comment is the concept that one may agree or disagree.

Hope that helps.
 
2012-01-09 08:05:10 AM
At least it's a 4 day suspension instead of an expulsion.

Why report yourself? I took a pocketknife to school by accident a few times and always just kept it in my pocket until the end of the day. It's not like they're doing random pat downs.
 
2012-01-09 08:45:34 AM
ZERO TOLERANCE = ZERO INTELLIGENCE

/Learn it, know it, live it.
 
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