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(USA Today)   Southern rednecks rejoice as new law allows them to skin and eat roadkill. Wait... the law is from Illinois? Whoops, sorry about the stereotyping there, Jethro   (usatoday.com) divider line 7
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2012-01-08 12:13:44 PM  
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Zeno-25: Don't worry subby, once you get south of I-74 in Illinois it might as well be Kentucky or Missouri, so you're not too off-base.


North of that is nothing but dicks.
2012-01-08 11:56:38 PM  
1 votes:

Molavian: It depends on what part of the state you're in and if you have your dick-shaking permit paid for and on you.


Those permits don't have reciprocity in New York, and even New York State dick-shaking permits aren't honored in New York City.

/ Found out the hard way.
2012-01-08 12:45:14 PM  
1 votes:

Mad Scientist: Anything in Illinois south of Joliet is redneck city.


Aside from a few college town pretty much this.

CheapEngineer: It amuses me when people who live in Chicago think their city is frickin' Paris.


Paris is a downgrade
2012-01-08 12:30:52 PM  
1 votes:

kwame: moothemagiccow: Rednecks are everywhere... it's only assholes on fark who think they're mostly located in texas

Fark is a place for people who need to make stupidly judgmental statements so they can feel better about their own pitiful lives.

Lando Lincoln: go farking live in the deep south. That's where ignorant hicks belong.

See?


I don't make stupidly judgmental statements to feel better about my life. I make them because it's fun and I'm waiting for football to come on.
2012-01-08 12:12:17 PM  
1 votes:

He_Hate_Me: Downstate Illinois is pretty much the south, and would be if the locals had their way.

Just don't touch their beloved white squirrels (new window), that's grounds for a hangin'!


INB4CHICAGOBASTARDSP*SSONDOWNSTATERS

Ah, too late.

\fark the entire lot of you bastages
\\cut off the corner and call it ChicagoStan
\\\if you don't want to live in the Midwest, don't live in the farkin Midwest
2012-01-08 12:00:06 PM  
1 votes:

Tiberius Gracchus: david_gaithersburg: Good lord, what is with the states run by progressives. I bet they even have laws governing how you can hold your dick while you're peeing.

2 shakes only. Anything more is playing with yourself and good for a public indecency charge.


Lone Stranger: david_gaithersburg: Good lord, what is with the states run by progressives. I bet they even have laws governing how you can hold your dick while you're peeing.

If you shake it more than 3 times then you are playing with it.


It depends on what part of the state you're in and if you have your dick-shaking permit paid for and on you.
2012-01-08 11:59:16 AM  
1 votes:

david_gaithersburg: Good lord, what is with the states run by progressives. I bet they even have laws governing how you can hold your dick while you're peeing.


They'd prefer it if you just sit down, thank you very much.
 
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