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namatad
2012-01-08 02:10:37 AM
Its pension plan has a budget deficit that is officially listed as $86 billion. However, some estimates put the pension liability at $200 billion for both state and local government.
100-200 billion in underfunded pension ??
FFS
time to erase that debt and fark the people who let it happen in the first place
/yes, I know, poor retarded school teachers and trash collectors ...
/sorry farkem .... why do we continue to have pensions??? move 100% of all new employees into self-directed, independently controlled 401ks (completely out of any control of the government)
/sigh
R.A.Danny
2012-01-08 02:31:20 AM
namatad
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100-200 billion in underfunded pension ??
FFS
time to erase that debt and fark the people who let it happen in the first place
/yes, I know, poor retarded school teachers and trash collectors ...
/sorry farkem .... why do we continue to have pensions??? move 100% of all new employees into self-directed, independently controlled 401ks (completely out of any control of the government)
/sigh
The pensions were part of their compensation package, they aren't at fault for wanting what they worked for. Look at how many of our politicians are in jail and ask yourself why pensions were underfunded.
namatad
2012-01-08 02:36:33 AM
R.A.Danny
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The pensions were part of their compensation package, they aren't at fault for wanting what they worked for. Look at how many of our politicians are in jail and ask yourself why pensions were underfunded.
who is responsible for electing the crooks?
who is responsible for letting the crooks rape and pillage the pensions?
in the end, the voters are the government and those voters elected crooks who were robbing the future blind.
do I think that we should punish
those
voters by not bailing out their pensions? hell yes
R.A.Danny
2012-01-08 02:42:07 AM
namatad
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R.A.Danny: The pensions were part of their compensation package, they aren't at fault for wanting what they worked for. Look at how many of our politicians are in jail and ask yourself why pensions were underfunded.
who is responsible for electing the crooks?
who is responsible for letting the crooks rape and pillage the pensions?
in the end, the voters are the government and those voters elected crooks who were robbing the future blind.
do I think that we should punish those voters by not bailing out their pensions? hell yes
Ayn Rand died on the dole. Get over yourself.
namatad
2012-01-08 02:44:20 AM
R.A.Danny
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Ayn Rand died on the dole. Get over yourself.
really???
that is funny
her books didnt sell until after she died?
R.A.Danny
2012-01-08 02:49:40 AM
namatad
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really???
Really
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Hydra
2012-01-08 03:07:06 AM
R.A.Danny
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Ayn Rand died on the dole. Get over yourself.
Who cares? I swear, the first people to ever bring up Ayn Rand in any friggin' debate about some policy are always the damn progressives who want to broad-brush their opposition as being hyper-objectivists who sleep with Atlas Shrugged under their pillows (I've read it before and am fairly familiar with basic objectivist thought; it's an incomplete philosophy with some holes in it that I'm sure every one of her critics is familiar with, not to mention the basic literary criticisms against the book being absolutely legitimate).
The analogous charge to level at you would be that you sleep with the Communist Manifesto on your nightstand because some of your intellectual allies are self-described, outright socialists. I'm sure you could see how this gets pretty damn annoying.
R.A.Danny
2012-01-08 03:12:33 AM
Hydra
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The analogous charge to level at you would be that you sleep with the Communist Manifesto on your nightstand because some of your intellectual allies are self-described, outright socialists. I'm sure you could see how this gets pretty damn annoying.
You didn't take a gander at his profile, did you? Didn't catch the disbelief in Rand's demise either. Think before white knighting a little, will you?
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Hydra
2012-01-08 03:32:24 AM
R.A.Danny
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Hydra: The analogous charge to level at you would be that you sleep with the Communist Manifesto on your nightstand because some of your intellectual allies are self-described, outright socialists. I'm sure you could see how this gets pretty damn annoying.
You didn't take a gander at his profile, did you? Didn't catch the disbelief in Rand's demise either. Think before white knighting a little, will you?
Didn't bother, but now that you mention it, all he did was have some quotation from some guy in some thread who mentioned "an Ayn Randite strike" in passing. Big whoop.
I also checked yours out and see that you've had that account since 2002, so you would know even better than me how often Ayn Rand's zombie creeps into political threads from time to time. My point is that the first people to bring her up in any thread are nearly always the progressives who use her as a strawman and to marginalize anyone who disagrees with them in a thread.
"You're a libertarian? Oh, you MUST agree with Ayn Rand on EVERYTHING!"
No I don't, and I never even mentioned her, so stop bringing her up.
WhyteRaven74
2012-01-08 04:08:07 AM
namatad:
who is responsible for electing the crooks?
Actually part of the problem with the pension plans now is what happened a few years ago. Untold tens of billions of dollars got wiped out from pension plans of all types across the country when the financial markets went in the toilet. Also a big part of the problem is 30 years of stagnant wages. If we didn't have that, we're not having this conversation right now.
namatad
2012-01-08 04:20:52 AM
WhyteRaven74
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Untold tens of billions of dollars got wiped out from pension plans of all types across the country when the financial markets went in the toilet.
so the pension investments were in high risk stocks?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
are the remaining pension dollars still in the same high risk funds ??
lol
WhyteRaven74
2012-01-08 04:31:56 AM
namatad:
so the pension investments were in high risk stocks?
They weren't, there are laws regulating what you can invest pension funds in. Very strict laws. However when the entire financial market goes in the shiatter, it doesn't much matter how you invest the money. And 401k plans were similarly affected.
Hydra
2012-01-08 04:36:48 AM
WhyteRaven74
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Actually part of the problem with the pension plans now is what happened a few years ago. Untold tens of billions of dollars got wiped out from pension plans of all types across the country when the financial markets went in the toilet. Also a big part of the problem is 30 years of stagnant wages. If we didn't have that, we're not having this conversation right now.
You're half right; the financial crisis did wipe out a lot of paper wealth that these pension funds had in the MBSs they bought while they were fooled by the bubble into projecting more income than they were going to receive in the future and thus offering more generous benefits than they can now afford.
Now, they're being hurt because pension funds are some of the largest recipients of fixed income, and they're getting clobbered by the low interest rate policy set by the Fed. If interest rates were allowed to rise, they would become a bit more solvent since their income would increase (the Fed won't do this because all the banks they bailed out would be rendered insolvent again).
/wages have little to nothing to do with the problems facing pension funds
WhyteRaven74
2012-01-08 05:54:14 AM
Hydra:
wages have little to nothing to do with the problems facing pension funds
They have a lot to do with it, especially in the case of state and municipal employee pensions.
DrPainMD
2012-01-08 08:08:29 AM
R.A.Danny
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namatad: 100-200 billion in underfunded pension ??
FFS
time to erase that debt and fark the people who let it happen in the first place
/yes, I know, poor retarded school teachers and trash collectors ...
/sorry farkem .... why do we continue to have pensions??? move 100% of all new employees into self-directed, independently controlled 401ks (completely out of any control of the government)
/sigh
The pensions were part of their compensation package, they aren't at fault for wanting what they worked for. Look at how many of our politicians are in jail and ask yourself why pensions were underfunded.
It doesn't really matter. If the $200 billion figure is correct, it won't be paid. It can't be paid. That's over $15,000 for each person in the state. They are screwed.
Really, tho, blame the voters. Politicians keep telling us that all that spending is "investing in the future" and that it will return big payoffs down the road, or that it's STIMULUS. It's BS. We know it's BS. We know it's money flushed down the toilet. But look at what happens to any politician who runs on a "cut government spending" platform.
BigBooper
2012-01-08 08:21:02 AM
While this article doesn't go into detail, Illinois has a large structural deficit.
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And while pensions are a big part of it, medicaid, and government spending in general are still much higher than revenue. And that's after huge tax increases.
One of there problems is that after the tax increases, some businesses and rich individuals are starting to move to lower tax states. If that happens to any degree, the revenue that was forecast will not be realized, costs to the state will increase, and Illinois will go deeper in the hole.
Other states that are offering sweet heart deals and tax breaks in order to poach businesses away are not helping the matter.
ChubbyTiger
2012-01-08 09:29:51 AM
Pensions, per se, aren't the problem. The hugeness of them is the problem. Look, a federal worker might get 20-30% of their final salary as pension (yes, I'm making a bunch of assumptions). In many states, that number is 50%+. That difference is really significant in terms of budget. The private sector went on a salary binge that resulted in lower pension/retirement compensation; in the public sector, salaries have always been lower, but you get vacation and a small pension. Some states have forgotten that part and boosted salaries and pensions both. That's a recipe for disaster.
quoinguy
2012-01-08 09:36:48 AM
Is this where all the clueless FARK complainers finally realize we in Wisconsin were always looking across the state line and saw what shiat Illinois was in when we elected Walker?
All during our budget flap is wasn't hard to learn about the structural deficit to our south as a clear warning we had better get out house in order--and Walker's modest changes did.
Loud FARKERS who love bashing Walker need to take a long look at Illinois' woes and consider the fact that we were ahead of the curve compared to them, and have Walker to thank for getting our finances in line. And consider the fact that there was a net GAIN of teachers hired in this state after the budget changes.
unyon
2012-01-08 09:48:27 AM
WhyteRaven74
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namatad: so the pension investments were in high risk stocks?
They weren't, there are laws regulating what you can invest pension funds in. Very strict laws. However when the entire financial market goes in the shiatter, it doesn't much matter how you invest the money. And 401k plans were similarly affected.
Pension fund managers are restricted to investing in higher rated (ie: less risky) products. A big part of the problem with the crash in 2008 and MBS is that the cutting and tranching put an A rated whitewash on what was effectively a risky bucket o shiat. This brought a lot of institutional money into play, which further inflated the bubble.
Pension funds took a huge hit, and not just indirectly. Lots of them were directly invested. I think the fact that nobody has yet to see a single day of time behind bars for this heist speaks volumes.
DrippinBalls
2012-01-08 09:59:26 AM
Got a great idea! Tell everyone working for Illinois & all counties therein, NO PENSION FOR YOU! That should fix it.
tenpoundsofcheese
2012-01-08 11:03:05 AM
fta: although it raised state income tax rates and business tax rates last year by 67 percent and 30 percent, respectively, took no steps to correct problems with its pension plan
Once again, the "raise taxes, but don't fix the spending problem" strategy failed.
Nemo's Brother
2012-01-08 11:17:57 AM
Yay Democrats!
NetOwl
2012-01-08 11:53:47 AM
So, they need to get their budget in the black in order for Moody's to be Bullish enough toupgrade them to Hawks?
undflickertail
2012-01-08 01:33:48 PM
quoinguy
:
Is this where all the clueless FARK complainers finally realize we in Wisconsin were always looking across the state line and saw what shiat Illinois was in when we elected Walker?
All during our budget flap is wasn't hard to learn about the structural deficit to our south as a clear warning we had better get out house in order--and Walker's modest changes did.
Loud FARKERS who love bashing Walker need to take a long look at Illinois' woes and consider the fact that we were ahead of the curve compared to them, and have Walker to thank for getting our finances in line. And consider the fact that there was a net GAIN of teachers hired in this state after the budget changes.
If that is all Walker et al focused on it would be one thing. Collective bargaining removal and all their social conservative changes (including their extreme voter ID) do nothing to help the budget. Most of the teachers hired were fresh out of school being paid far less than those who retired over the WI budget nonsene.
For IL, even if the budget will continue to be a problem over the pension, I do not see any Walkeresque style tactics used in IL. It will be messy but not that messy to find a solution.
jjorsett
2012-01-08 02:39:06 PM
Moody's downgrades Illinois from Bears to Cubs
The first tax increase didn't work, so obviously they didn't increase taxes enough. Time for another, and if that doesn't work, another after that. At some point, taxes will be high enough to fix Illinois for good.
wutchamacallem
2012-01-08 02:41:04 PM
undflickertail
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It will be messy but not that messy to find a solution
Glad to hear that. I've been worried.
trotsky
2012-01-08 03:20:03 PM
namatad
:
R.A.Danny: The pensions were part of their compensation package, they aren't at fault for wanting what they worked for. Look at how many of our politicians are in jail and ask yourself why pensions were underfunded.
who is responsible for electing the crooks?
who is responsible for letting the crooks rape and pillage the pensions?
in the end, the voters are the government and those voters elected crooks who were robbing the future blind.
do I think that we should punish those voters by not bailing out their pensions? hell yes
You are the problem with America. Yes, let's punish the underpaid public employees that take your trash and clean your city. Go fark yourself, you selfish koont.
Amagi
2012-01-08 03:35:04 PM
namatad
:
WhyteRaven74: Untold tens of billions of dollars got wiped out from pension plans of all types across the country when the financial markets went in the toilet.
so the pension investments were in high risk stocks?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
are the remaining pension dollars still in the same high risk funds ??
lol
"Come on! Big Money, Big Money! No Whammy, No Whammy! Get Us Out of the Hole!"
Zeno-25
2012-01-08 04:26:30 PM
quoinguy
:
Is this where all the clueless FARK complainers finally realize we in Wisconsin were always looking across the state line and saw what shiat Illinois was in when we elected Walker?
All during our budget flap is wasn't hard to learn about the structural deficit to our south as a clear warning we had better get out house in order--and Walker's modest changes did.
Loud FARKERS who love bashing Walker need to take a long look at Illinois' woes and consider the fact that we were ahead of the curve compared to them, and have Walker to thank for getting our finances in line. And consider the fact that there was a net GAIN of teachers hired in this state after the budget changes.
Yeah, eliminating collective bargaining for tons of public sector employees was so important to fixing Wisconsin's budget woes that the Republicans in the Assembly got that done in a bill that technically
had nothing to do with state finances in order to get around the quorum requirement set by the state constitution
. So take your right wing sanctimony and cram it, your state would be a backwater if it weren't next to Illinois. I'd rather live in a state with budget problems than one that can get duped by the Kochs and the other Teabagging corporate cronies.
quoinguy
2012-01-08 05:14:26 PM
Zeno-25
:
quoinguy: Is this where all the clueless FARK complainers finally realize we in Wisconsin were always looking across the state line and saw what shiat Illinois was in when we elected Walker?
All during our budget flap is wasn't hard to learn about the structural deficit to our south as a clear warning we had better get out house in order--and Walker's modest changes did.
Loud FARKERS who love bashing Walker need to take a long look at Illinois' woes and consider the fact that we were ahead of the curve compared to them, and have Walker to thank for getting our finances in line. And consider the fact that there was a net GAIN of teachers hired in this state after the budget changes.
Yeah, eliminating collective bargaining for tons of public sector employees was so important to fixing Wisconsin's budget woes that the Republicans in the Assembly got that done in a bill that technically had nothing to do with state finances in order to get around the quorum requirement set by the state constitution. So take your right wing sanctimony and cram it, your state would be a backwater if it weren't next to Illinois. I'd rather live in a state with budget problems than one that can get duped by the Kochs and the other Teabagging corporate cronies.
Sounds like someone is a little cranky it's getting so expensive to live there...
Bennie Crabtree
2012-01-08 09:45:05 PM
namatad
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/yes, I know, poor retarded strash collectors ...
Aren't those private companies working on contract for the state or local governments?
fark contractors - they are such corrupt dickweeds, price fixing and colluding their way to public funds.
sbutler
2012-01-08 10:22:33 PM
namatad
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Its pension plan has a budget deficit that is officially listed as $86 billion. However, some estimates put the pension liability at $200 billion for both state and local government.
100-200 billion in underfunded pension ??
FFS
time to erase that debt and fark the people who let it happen in the first place
It's in the IL
constitution
that the state must pay out the pension benefits. What the didn't put in there is how the state is supposed to fund those payouts.
/good luck getting a convention to rewrite that part
DrPainMD
2012-01-08 10:47:02 PM
sbutler
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namatad: Its pension plan has a budget deficit that is officially listed as $86 billion. However, some estimates put the pension liability at $200 billion for both state and local government.
100-200 billion in underfunded pension ??
FFS
time to erase that debt and fark the people who let it happen in the first place
It's in the IL constitution that the state must pay out the pension benefits. What the didn't put in there is how the state is supposed to fund those payouts.
/good luck getting a convention to rewrite that part
When the money runs out, the pension payments will stop. There's nothing their constitution can do to change that.
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