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2012-01-08 03:09:44 AM  
From TFA

the singer and her husband, rapper Jay-Z, paid over $1 million to rent out one entire floor at the hospital.

By today's inflated hospital costs, that almost seems reasonable.
 
2012-01-08 08:58:00 AM  
Woopeee another attractive and successful individual! God knows we need more of those.
 
2012-01-08 09:06:53 AM  
So, it's now an even 100 Problems for Jay-Z?
 
2012-01-08 09:10:59 AM  
Makes it sound like she named the child Saturday, which wouldn't even be the stupidist celebrity baby name we've heard this year.
 
2012-01-08 09:17:40 AM  
Ivy Blue Carter is the kids name, according to this article (new window).
 
2012-01-08 09:27:10 AM  

LadyHawke: Ivy Blue Carter is the kids name, according to this article (new window).


Nope, per People (new window) it's reversed, making it an Official Stupid Celebrity Baby NameTM.
 
2012-01-08 09:27:40 AM  

BarbadoSlim: Woopeee another attractive and successful individual! God knows we need more of those.


What the hell?
 
2012-01-08 09:45:13 AM  
Examiner link? REALLY?

/at least it's not a Wampler.
 
2012-01-08 09:49:33 AM  
Sappy? More like scaly
i116.photobucket.com

Jay Z: Confirmed Reptilian (new window)
 
2012-01-08 10:03:18 AM  
You're my girl, Blue!
 
2012-01-08 10:05:11 AM  
I for one would like to welcome our new overlord....
 
2012-01-08 10:23:42 AM  
The needed to rent out the entire floor to safely sneak in the infant that was born to the surrogate.
 
2012-01-08 10:27:54 AM  
i78.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-08 11:20:03 AM  
It's always funny to see what happens when a good looking person reproduces with a really ugly one.
 
2012-01-08 11:51:39 AM  
Watch her ditch the kid in four years to do other projects.

Finally, Beyonce churns out something that isn't overproduced crap.
 
2012-01-08 11:58:18 AM  

LewDux: Sappy? More like scaly
[i116.photobucket.com image 468x322]

Jay Z: Confirmed Reptilian (new window)


WTF is that?! Is she part Romulian or something?
 
2012-01-08 12:03:05 PM  

jackandwater: LewDux: Sappy? More like scaly
[i116.photobucket.com image 468x322]

Jay Z: Confirmed Reptilian (new window)

WTF is that?! Is she part Romulian Romulan or something?


Nah, that ain't it. (after a google image search) But it sure as heck aint human.
 
2012-01-08 12:05:13 PM  
So what's the over/under on the number of 'Illuminati/FreeMason/Satanist/Numerology' videos uploaded to Youtube 24 hours in the next because of the alleged significance of 'iVy'?
 
2012-01-08 12:12:14 PM  

jackandwater: LewDux: Sappy? More like scaly
[i116.photobucket.com image 468x322]

Jay Z: Confirmed Reptilian (new window)

WTF is that?! Is she part Romulian or something?


Bouncy wears lacefronts:

www.wigsalon.com

which is why non-stans have always rolled their eyes about her clairol commercials. Here's a day when someone did a slightly better job of covering that shiat up with makeup:

www.mhrw.com


If you can find a photo of Bouncy/Beyaki/whatever without a head full of shorn Desi, will you get a million bucks, or will the goons come after you for blowing the illusion?
 
2012-01-08 12:36:16 PM  

Principal Clarinet: From TFA

the singer and her husband, rapper Jay-Z, paid over $1 million to rent out one entire floor at the hospital.



That isn't helping her surrogate story and Bump-gate.

In two weeks she'll show up with a perfect figure
 
2012-01-08 12:45:03 PM  

Principal Clarinet: From TFA

the singer and her husband, rapper Jay-Z, paid over $1 million to rent out one entire floor at the hospital.

By today's inflated hospital costs, that almost seems reasonable.


I'd like to know what happened to anyone else that needed a room on that floor.
 
2012-01-08 01:07:39 PM  
the singer and her husband, rapper Jay-Z, paid over $1 million to rent out one entire floor at the hospital.

Why not just have the baby at home in the comfort and privacy of their mansion?
 
2012-01-08 01:18:17 PM  

geekyspice: the singer and her husband, rapper Jay-Z, paid over $1 million to rent out one entire floor at the hospital.

Why not just have the baby at home in the comfort and privacy of their mansion?


I doubt this is the case really. Hospitals like Lenox HIll have privacy floors for celebrities (and those willing to pay for the extra perks). It doesn't cost anywhere close to $1 million dollars. My guess is if they wanted complete privacy they would have had the baby somewhere else (including their home) where it would be convenient and much less expensive.
 
2012-01-08 02:05:25 PM  
Meaning what exactly,subby? A reversal of the Earth's axial rotation?
 
2012-01-08 02:29:07 PM  

Apos: Meaning what exactly,subby? A reversal of the Earth's axial rotation?


Before she hit it big as a solo artist, Beyonce was in a group called Destiny's Child. Now she's given birth to a child. Get it?
 
2012-01-08 02:31:12 PM  

Marisyana: LadyHawke: Ivy Blue Carter is the kids name, according to this article (new window).

Nope, per People (new window) it's reversed, making it an Official Stupid Celebrity Baby NameTM.


For my money, in order for it to be a full-fledged Stupid Celebrity Baby Name, you've gotta remove the kid's option to go by a less egregious middle name. "Ivy Carter" is unusual but not so unusual you'd wonder what her parents were smoking.

Hell, just "Blue Carter" makes it sound like she's got a cool nickname.
 
2012-01-08 02:37:04 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Apos: Meaning what exactly,subby? A reversal of the Earth's axial rotation?

Before she hit it big as a solo artist, Beyonce was in a group called Destiny's Child. Now she's given birth to a child. Get it?



I knew that. I simply don't see why it's such a big deal.
 
2012-01-08 02:39:38 PM  

Apos: B.L.Z. Bub: Apos: Meaning what exactly,subby? A reversal of the Earth's axial rotation?

Before she hit it big as a solo artist, Beyonce was in a group called Destiny's Child. Now she's given birth to a child. Get it?


I knew that. I simply don't see why it's such a big deal.


images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-01-08 03:48:16 PM  
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2012-01-08 09:50:02 PM  
They needed the entire floor of the hospital to contain the combined egos of Beyonce, Jay-Z and the baby. The baby is already more self-important than Jaden and Willow Smith combined.
 
2012-01-08 10:17:17 PM  
Who's the Father?
 
2012-01-08 10:32:00 PM  
pisceandreamer:
I'd like to know what happened to anyone else that needed a room on that floor.

How else are you supposed to hide the secret adoption of a child where no signs of pregnancy was seen but on one day and all the sudden a baby appears. It is clearly a plot to disguise Jay-z being either secretly gay, or shooting blanks.

Yes these rumours have to be started somewhere.

My tinfoil hat. I will adjust it.
 
2012-01-08 10:35:49 PM  

limeyfellow: pisceandreamer:
I'd like to know what happened to anyone else that needed a room on that floor.

How else are you supposed to hide the secret adoption of a child where no signs of pregnancy was seen but on one day and all the sudden a baby appears. It is clearly a plot to disguise Jay-z being either secretly gay, or shooting blanks.

Yes these rumours have to be started somewhere.

My tinfoil hat. I will adjust it.


If he were either of those things, wouldn't it have been easier to recruit a secret sperm donor?
 
2012-01-08 11:10:42 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: limeyfellow: pisceandreamer:
I'd like to know what happened to anyone else that needed a room on that floor.

How else are you supposed to hide the secret adoption of a child where no signs of pregnancy was seen but on one day and all the sudden a baby appears. It is clearly a plot to disguise Jay-z being either secretly gay, or shooting blanks.

Yes these rumours have to be started somewhere.

My tinfoil hat. I will adjust it.

If he were either of those things, wouldn't it have been easier to recruit a secret sperm donor?


Damn it, I JUST got out of hiding, too. Oh, well, back I go.
 
2012-01-09 12:34:01 AM  
I'm a little disturbed she has 1 million dollars to spend on the birth of her baby.
shiat, can she help out the State of California so we can stop the budget cuts
in our healthcare system? I hate her because I'm jealous. Stupid illuminati.
 
2012-01-09 08:58:10 AM  

flyinghouse99: The needed to rent out the entire floor to safely sneak in the infant that was born to the surrogate.


quizzicaldog.jpg

She had a definite 'baby bump' at the VMAs--unless that was just a large buffet meal.
 
2012-01-09 09:43:49 AM  
troll.me
 
2012-01-09 04:44:27 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: flyinghouse99: The needed to rent out the entire floor to safely sneak in the infant that was born to the surrogate.

quizzicaldog.jpg

She had a definite 'baby bump' at the VMAs--unless that was just a large buffet meal.


There was a picture of her in the Daily Fail with a bikini on and she was looking quite pregnant.
 
2012-01-09 07:07:44 PM  
Blue Ivy? I didn't know that Jay Z and Beyonce are fans of Old School.
 
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