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Congrats to Shane Doan for getting his first NHL hat trick. It only took 1100+ games to do, but at least he got it out of the way
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rickythepenguin
2012-01-08 02:08:55 AM
His sister in law.
4NSpy
2012-01-08 02:33:47 AM
rickythepenguin
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[farm3.static.flickr.com image 315x500]
His sister in law.
I can't tell if that suit is doing her favors or not.
/she was a beast on the ice though
//dem thighs
4NSpy
2012-01-08 02:34:54 AM
dallylamma
2012-01-08 02:58:38 AM
Nick Lidstrom took 1,442 games to get his first hatty, but of course he's a D-Man and not a RW Power Forward like Doan.
Plush_Cthulhu
2012-01-08 02:59:54 AM
He beat Mantracker, too! Nice job Doaner!!
UncleStumpy
2012-01-08 03:06:08 AM
Awesome! Couldn't happen to a classier guy.
csb time: Attended the game Teemu Selanne scored his first hatrick
FreakinB
2012-01-08 03:10:00 AM
As I said in a previous thread, I'm really happy that I chose to watch football over this Islanders game. The recent 3-game win streak gave me the slightest bit of hope but it's not going to happen this year. Doan's on my fantasy team though, so at least I benefited in some way.
Despite what I said above, John Tavares is making The Leap, to use Bill Simmons parlance. He's an absolute pleasure to watch and I'm happy/shocked that he was willing to commit 6 more years to this team.
jekostas
2012-01-08 03:11:17 AM
rickythepenguin
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[farm3.static.flickr.com image 315x500]
His sister in law.
Actually, Catriona is married to Shane Doan's cousion, not his brother.
Great part of the story, Doan scored the third goal with 0.1 seconds left on the clock.
S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.
2012-01-08 04:05:08 AM
Way to go Shane! Shocked he hadn't had one yet; he deserves a thousand.
change1211
2012-01-08 04:44:16 AM
That's great, he seems like a really nice guy and I'm glad he finally got a collection of hats.
paj
2012-01-08 05:30:48 AM
Nice hatty, buddy.
Ishkur
2012-01-08 06:10:08 AM
He was awesome in Mantracker. What a great idea for off-season training.
paj
2012-01-08 08:36:36 AM
Meanwhile in Calgary:
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers
2012-01-08 09:46:33 AM
And Danny Briere kicked a guys ass in a fight and scored a hat trick, the third goal coming with 5 seconds left in OT.
/good for Doan though. Liked him in NHL 96
Loomy
2012-01-08 10:12:50 AM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers
:
And Danny Briere kicked a guys ass in a fight and scored a hat trick, the third goal coming with 5 seconds left in OT.
/good for Doan though. Liked him in NHL 96
That was an awesome game-performance - even as a Sens fan, I can't be mad. I did laugh as his description of what led to the fight: "Well, he slashed me and then scraped my head along the ice (...)" conveniently omitting the (admittedly not all that hard) slash/spear to the penis...
/I do hope Danny wins a Cup some day
//I also hope Philly never wins another
///something's gotta give...
desertgeek
2012-01-08 12:24:37 PM
paj
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Meanwhile in Calgary:
[i.imgur.com image 569x401]
And the 1st chance they get, Iginla and Doan will be celebrating that they got those achievements on the same night. Cool for both guys.
And I've never been so hesitant to celebrate a milestone goal in all my life. I was like "hold on! did it go in on time!" I had to explain to everyone I was watching with that it's not like basketball and that it had to be in the net by the buzzer.
/Iginla and Doan were teammates in juniors
//Kamloops, I believe.
jekostas
2012-01-08 12:35:50 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers
:
And Danny Briere kicked a guys ass in a fight and scored a hat trick, the third goal coming with 5 seconds left in OT.
/good for Doan though. Liked him in NHL 96
Yeah. Briere also hooked a guy in the nuts and had his head slammed in to the ice in retaliation.
MattyFridays
2012-01-08 12:41:25 PM
Ray Whitney's conversation with the refs after the goal is hysterical. "Make sure Toronto gets it right... this may never happen again."
Nice side story about this, Doan's apparently donating all the hats to Phoenix Children's Hospital.
Guidette Frankentits
2012-01-08 01:45:55 PM
Meanwhile in San Jose
/caps haven't won at HP Pavillion (formerly San Jose Area) since 1993
jekostas
2012-01-08 01:50:08 PM
paj
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Meanwhile in Calgary:
[i.imgur.com image 569x401]
Definitely congrats to Iggy, but let's be fair - him getting 500 goals was just a matter of time. Doan getting a hattie was a bit tougher considering his offensive help in Phoenix.
fatalvenom
2012-01-08 03:08:56 PM
jekostas
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paj: Meanwhile in Calgary:
[i.imgur.com image 569x401]
Definitely congrats to Iggy, but let's be fair - him getting 500 goals was just a matter of time. Doan getting a hattie was a bit tougher considering his offensive help in Phoenix.
Where's that 10 game suspension for Lucic you kept talking about yesterday?
Oh that's right, there isn't one.
/congrats to Doaner BTW
change1211
2012-01-08 04:37:42 PM
fatalvenom
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jekostas: paj: Meanwhile in Calgary:
[i.imgur.com image 569x401]
Definitely congrats to Iggy, but let's be fair - him getting 500 goals was just a matter of time. Doan getting a hattie was a bit tougher considering his offensive help in Phoenix.
Where's that 10 game suspension for Lucic you kept talking about yesterday?
Oh that's right, there isn't one.
/congrats to Doaner BTW
See, this is you being a dick. Stop that. No one even brought anything even related to that up.
fatalvenom
2012-01-08 04:46:06 PM
change1211
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fatalvenom: jekostas: paj: Meanwhile in Calgary:
[i.imgur.com image 569x401]
Definitely congrats to Iggy, but let's be fair - him getting 500 goals was just a matter of time. Doan getting a hattie was a bit tougher considering his offensive help in Phoenix.
Where's that 10 game suspension for Lucic you kept talking about yesterday?
Oh that's right, there isn't one.
/congrats to Doaner BTW
See, this is you being a dick. Stop that. No one even brought anything even related to that up.
Yes, you are correct.
But when a certain person feels like he is Shannahan, he needs to be put in his place.
jekostas
2012-01-08 04:48:26 PM
change1211
:
See, this is you being a dick. Stop that. No one even brought anything even related to that up.
Please stop quoting him.
change1211
2012-01-08 04:50:08 PM
jekostas
:
change1211:
See, this is you being a dick. Stop that. No one even brought anything even related to that up.
Please stop quoting him.
Sorry, I forgot. I'll do my best to avoid that.
Fatal: You're full of crap. Where's keylock, he is much more pleasant to talk to.
jekostas
2012-01-08 04:50:47 PM
change1211
:
jekostas: change1211:
See, this is you being a dick. Stop that. No one even brought anything even related to that up.
Please stop quoting him.
Sorry, I forgot. I'll do my best to avoid that.
Fatal: You're full of crap. Where's keylock, he is much more pleasant to talk to.
Or SASQUATCH
fatalvenom
2012-01-08 04:52:47 PM
jekostas
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change1211: jekostas: change1211:
See, this is you being a dick. Stop that. No one even brought anything even related to that up.
Please stop quoting him.
Sorry, I forgot. I'll do my best to avoid that.
Fatal: You're full of crap. Where's keylock, he is much more pleasant to talk to.
Or SASQUATCH
You were the one all full of butthurt yesterday over something that didn't even happen.
Get over yourself.
jicon
2012-01-08 05:01:10 PM
desertgeek
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/Iginla and Doan were teammates in juniors
//Kamloops, I believe.
Exactly. Wife went to high school with them, her friend dated Doan for a while.
change1211
2012-01-08 05:04:03 PM
jekostas
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change1211: jekostas: change1211:
See, this is you being a dick. Stop that. No one even brought anything even related to that up.
Please stop quoting him.
Sorry, I forgot. I'll do my best to avoid that.
Fatal: You're full of crap. Where's keylock, he is much more pleasant to talk to.
Or SASQUATCH
Yeah, I forgot about Sasquatch, he's cool too.
Fatal: I'm pretty sure jekostas has you ignored.
jicon
:
desertgeek:
/Iginla and Doan were teammates in juniors
//Kamloops, I believe.
Exactly. Wife went to high school with them, her friend dated Doan for a while.
Huh, who knew something good could come from Kamloops.
fatalvenom
2012-01-08 05:06:17 PM
change1211
:
jekostas: change1211: jekostas: change1211:
See, this is you being a dick. Stop that. No one even brought anything even related to that up.
Please stop quoting him.
Sorry, I forgot. I'll do my best to avoid that.
Fatal: You're full of crap. Where's keylock, he is much more pleasant to talk to.
Or SASQUATCH
Yeah, I forgot about Sasquatch, he's cool too.
Fatal: I'm pretty sure jekostas has you ignored.
jicon: desertgeek:
/Iginla and Doan were teammates in juniors
//Kamloops, I believe.
Exactly. Wife went to high school with them, her friend dated Doan for a while.
Huh, who knew something good could come from Kamloops.
That's fine. He's probably not the only one. At least I'll man up and admit when I'm wrong though.
jekostas
2012-01-08 05:07:54 PM
change1211
:
Huh, who knew something good could come from Kamloops.
Let's be fair, the other guy who hit a big milestone last night (Iginla) played for the Blazers. That's kinda like being from Kamloops.
change1211
2012-01-08 05:16:08 PM
Fatal: I highly doubt that. You hear about Marchand's hearing tomorrow? Another game or two for him I guess.
change1211
2012-01-08 05:17:35 PM
jekostas
:
change1211:
Huh, who knew something good could come from Kamloops.
Let's be fair, the other guy who hit a big milestone last night (Iginla) played for the Blazers. That's kinda like being from Kamloops.
My mistake, I thought they were both from there. I don't miss a chance to make fun of Kamloops that often, I think it's less funny when you aren't around people who have spent a lot of time there.
fatalvenom
2012-01-08 06:23:40 PM
change1211
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Fatal: I highly doubt that. You hear about Marchand's hearing tomorrow? Another game or two for him I guess.
I'm talking about the BS Lucic call when 6+ Nucks were hammer-fisting Shaun Thornton, and then they threw Lucic and Horton in box for BS reasons.
Jeko said and repeated that Lucic would get 10 games.
He kept trying to hammer that point, but it was shiat.
That's where I'm at.
fatalvenom
2012-01-08 06:26:26 PM
Does Marchie deserve to be suspended....fark yeah. That was a stupid hit. Did the Nucks deserve the first PP for the BS Looch call? Fark no.
jekostas
2012-01-08 06:27:36 PM
fatalvenom
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change1211: Fatal: I highly doubt that. You hear about Marchand's hearing tomorrow? Another game or two for him I guess.
I'm talking about the BS Lucic call when 6+ Nucks were hammer-fisting Shaun Thornton, and then they threw Lucic and Horton in box for BS reasons.
Jeko said and repeated that Lucic would get 10 games.
He kept trying to hammer that point, but it was shiat.
That's where I'm at.
I was also the first person to state that it had been rescinded in the thread last night.
So... how about an apology, or you admitting that you're wrong? You know, like you said you were capable of doing and I was incapable of doing.
Mmmm.... actually, I don't care. 30 seconds off of my ignore list is more than enough.
fatalvenom
2012-01-08 06:54:52 PM
jekostas
:
fatalvenom: change1211: Fatal: I highly doubt that. You hear about Marchand's hearing tomorrow? Another game or two for him I guess.
I'm talking about the BS Lucic call when 6+ Nucks were hammer-fisting Shaun Thornton, and then they threw Lucic and Horton in box for BS reasons.
Jeko said and repeated that Lucic would get 10 games.
He kept trying to hammer that point, but it was shiat.
That's where I'm at.
I was also the first person to state that it had been rescinded in the thread last night.
So... how about an apology, or you admitting that you're wrong? You know, like you said you were capable of doing and I was incapable of doing.
Mmmm.... actually, I don't care. 30 seconds off of my ignore list is more than enough.
If you did recind......then I apologize. I don't have any angst either way.
I can admit it
change1211
2012-01-08 07:15:00 PM
Fatal: You're seeing things through your eyes, you don't know what you're talking about.
Link
(new window)
Start watching at 2:00, tell me who hits who first with their stick?
change1211
2012-01-08 07:26:55 PM
Oh, and jekostas, I wouldn't bother taking him off ignore again. You won't gain anything. I'm pretty close to doing it myself so the people who hate the Canucks can just have a big old circle jerk on their own.
jekostas
2012-01-08 07:36:47 PM
And now Julien is claiming that Sami Salo was taking a run at Brad Marchand.
Sami Salo's never been fined, much less suspended in the NHL. This will be Marchand's third incident in a season and a half.
There goes any semblance of respect I had for that organization.
fatalvenom
2012-01-08 07:44:09 PM
change1211
:
Fatal: You're seeing things through your eyes, you don't know what you're talking about.
Link (new window)
Start watching at 2:00, tell me who hits who first with their stick?
Burrows puts his blade to Thornton's throat???
Thats what I see.
Ishkur
2012-01-08 07:48:37 PM
jekostas
:
And now Julien is claiming that Sami Salo was taking a run at Brad Marchand.
There's an interesting dynamic at play here.
Yes, the Bruins are the Big Bad Bruins, and they won the Cup being the Big Bad Bruins, but I think if they continue with this behavior, they'll end up having to
fight every other team in the league
. Now, I don't doubt they are easily the meanest, the toughest, and the biggest team, but I don't think for a second that they want to fight 29 other teams night after night for the rest of the year. Nor do they have the stamina too.
Because the league, fans, and opponents are just about to the point now where they are absolutely sick of putting up with Boston's shiat.
jekostas
2012-01-08 08:02:04 PM
Ishkur
:
Because the league, fans, and opponents are just about to the point now where they are absolutely sick of putting up with Boston's shiat.
I'm sure Zac Rinaldo would like to talk to Lucic about that boarding. Ditto with anyone on the Penguins team to Marchand for the slewfoot. Or Ottawa to Adam McQuaid for the knee-on-knee hit.
Talking about making enemies on teams that skate some serious, serious thugs.
Ishkur
2012-01-08 08:08:12 PM
fatalvenom
:
Burrows puts his blade to Thornton's throat???
2:05: Burrows heading off for change, gives Paille a little "how ya doin'" tap on the front of the legs. Not a slash, just a little agitator music, what Kevin Weekes likes to call "sandpaper hockey". Psychological warfare like this happens hundreds of times a game.
2:06: Thornton comes by and returns the favor, taps Burrows on the back of the legs (should be noted that hockey players do not have padding back there, so this is seen as a small escalation in grievances).
2:07: Burrows turns and says "I felt that, you ain't so slick" and pokes Thornton in the chest, just to the bottom-right of the 'B' crest. Thornton takes exception to this and swats Burrows stick up and away, clipping himself in the face with Burrows blade.
2:08: Burrows does not retract his stick, keeping it inches from Thornton's face. Burrows:
2:09: Thornton:
2:10: Canucks
Ishkur
2012-01-08 08:13:24 PM
jekostas
:
I'm sure Zac Rinaldo would like to talk to Lucic about that boarding. Ditto with anyone on the Penguins team to Marchand for the slewfoot. Or Ottawa to Adam McQuaid for the knee-on-knee hit.
Montreal doesn't much like them either.
That is an ever-growing roster of enemies they're building.
We will know when the ball has finally dropped when every team starts to specifically call up their AHL enforcers whenever they play the Bruins.
jekostas
2012-01-08 08:20:14 PM
Ishkur
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jekostas: I'm sure Zac Rinaldo would like to talk to Lucic about that boarding. Ditto with anyone on the Penguins team to Marchand for the slewfoot. Or Ottawa to Adam McQuaid for the knee-on-knee hit.
Montreal doesn't much like them either.
That is an ever-growing roster of enemies they're building.
We will know when the ball has finally dropped when every team starts to specifically call up their AHL enforcers whenever they play the Bruins.
Well yeah, Buffalo as well but Montreal and Buffalo need to collectively find their testicles first.
change1211
2012-01-08 08:41:58 PM
Ishkur
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fatalvenom: Burrows puts his blade to Thornton's throat???
2:05: Burrows heading off for change, gives Paille a little "how ya doin'" tap on the front of the legs. Not a slash, just a little agitator music, what Kevin Weekes likes to call "sandpaper hockey". Psychological warfare like this happens hundreds of times a game.
2:06: Thornton comes by and returns the favor, taps Burrows on the back of the legs (should be noted that hockey players do not have padding back there, so this is seen as a small escalation in grievances).
2:07: Burrows turns and says "I felt that, you ain't so slick" and pokes Thornton in the chest, just to the bottom-right of the 'B' crest. Thornton takes exception to this and swats Burrows stick up and away, clipping himself in the face with Burrows blade.
2:08: Burrows does not retract his stick, keeping it inches from Thornton's face. Burrows:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x273]
2:09: Thornton:
[fail.brm.sk image 442x418]
2:10: Canucks
[s3.amazonaws.com image 490x366]
You win the thread.
fatalvenom
2012-01-08 11:10:15 PM
Ishkur
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fatalvenom: Burrows puts his blade to Thornton's throat???
2:05: Burrows heading off for change, gives Paille a little "how ya doin'" tap on the front of the legs. Not a slash, just a little agitator music, what Kevin Weekes likes to call "sandpaper hockey". Psychological warfare like this happens hundreds of times a game.
2:06: Thornton comes by and returns the favor, taps Burrows on the back of the legs (should be noted that hockey players do not have padding back there, so this is seen as a small escalation in grievances).
2:07: Burrows turns and says "I felt that, you ain't so slick" and pokes Thornton in the chest, just to the bottom-right of the 'B' crest. Thornton takes exception to this and swats Burrows stick up and away, clipping himself in the face with Burrows blade.
2:08: Burrows does not retract his stick, keeping it inches from Thornton's face. Burrows:
2:09: Thornton:
2:10: Canucks
Wow...really?
Ok....keep doing this, and this is why everything is the way it is.
Lonestar
2012-01-09 01:49:36 AM
WHARE the headline when Eller scored 4 this week? WHARE?
change1211
2012-01-09 04:50:44 AM
fatalvenom
:
Ishkur: fatalvenom: Burrows puts his blade to Thornton's throat???
2:05: Burrows heading off for change, gives Paille a little "how ya doin'" tap on the front of the legs. Not a slash, just a little agitator music, what Kevin Weekes likes to call "sandpaper hockey". Psychological warfare like this happens hundreds of times a game.
2:06: Thornton comes by and returns the favor, taps Burrows on the back of the legs (should be noted that hockey players do not have padding back there, so this is seen as a small escalation in grievances).
2:07: Burrows turns and says "I felt that, you ain't so slick" and pokes Thornton in the chest, just to the bottom-right of the 'B' crest. Thornton takes exception to this and swats Burrows stick up and away, clipping himself in the face with Burrows blade.
2:08: Burrows does not retract his stick, keeping it inches from Thornton's face. Burrows:
2:09: Thornton:
2:10: Canucks
Wow...really?
Ok....keep doing this, and this is why everything is the way it is.
Again, you can't see what actually happened because of your bias. Try reading third party sources.
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