If this guy was Jewish it would be

Souris tsoris.

If it was a Jewish Holocaust Survivor and capitalist that broke the bank of England it would be....

Soros' Souris tsoris..

If it was a Jewish Holocaust Survivor and capitalist that broke the bank of England and he didn't die but just sprained his butt, it would be

Soros' tsoris, Souris sore ass.

If it was a Jewish Holocaust Survivor and capitalist that broke the bank of England and he didn't die but just sprained his butt and this happened near a culvert, it would be

Soros' sore ass tsoris, Souris sewers .

Anyway, RIP Mr. Spectra driver.

Headline kicks ass for hilarity, brevity, and proper use of tag.

/Outstanding

Spmalrebma?

NobleHam: Spmalrebma?

Some people like to meet their challenges head on.

Souris.

What an odd place name.

It's a shame because suddely everything was coming his way.

This entire thread is going to Hell, myself included.

Capital headline, old chap.

I'm sorry, but I just think it's funny if your the ambulance responding to the scene, and you can help but thinking "Looks like another ambulance beat us here"

Angry Kid Ambulance (new window) NSFW writing

Mother, Juggs, and DEATH!

CSB time.

I found a hat in the restaurant that I work in that only had "ecnalubma.com" on it. It wasn't until I saw this headline that I realized it was ambulance backwards.

/preD

I laughed like a sociopath while reading this story because partway through the Fark headline suddenly made sense to me.

Kia Oragami

(good name for pr0n, actually)

I like it because it is both Canadian and ironic. Oh, and that it didn't rain that dayyyyyyyyyyeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

.taht ekil drawkcab nettirw s'ti nehw daer ot drah ssa eht ni niap a yllaer si ffuts taht ,wonk uoY

'niyas tsuJ

Amber Lamps. (new window)

Bela_Bar-talk: CSB time.

I found a hat in the restaurant that I work in that only had "ecnalubma.com" on it. It wasn't until I saw this headline that I realized it was ambulance backwards.

/preD

Sooo.... never seen an ambulance before?

Ecnalubma,

I feed it to my dog.

Stupid ambulance with your letters all on backwards!

Are the irony police off duty today? It's not ironic when a vehicle that's often purposely driven on the wrong side of the road collides head-on with another vehicle.

Dinner: Are the irony police off duty today? It's not ironic when a vehicle that's often purposely driven on the wrong side of the road collides head-on with another vehicle.

I believe the KIa crossed the centerline.

pete1729: Dinner: Are the irony police off duty today? It's not ironic when a vehicle that's often purposely driven on the wrong side of the road collides head-on with another vehicle.

I believe the KIa crossed the centerline.

Then a head-on collision between a vehicle that crossed the center line and one that is often driven faster than other traffic. Still not ironic.

It's the same as having a heart attack in a hospital. Except having the heart attack destroys the hospital.

Damn you, Fartbma.

This is not good for Encalubma

Mr. Potatoass: Headline kicks ass for hilarity, brevity, and proper use of [CINORI] tag.

/Outstanding

TFQ

Dinner: Are the irony police off duty today? It's not ironic when a vehicle that's often purposely driven on the wrong side of the road collides head-on with another vehicle.

The irony is that the guy got killed by a vehicle used to save lives, dumbass....

My first thought at reading the headline, "Who the hell names their kid Ecnalubma?" Now feel stupid.

Mr. Potatoass: Headline kicks ass for hilarity, brevity, and proper use of [img1.fark.net image 54x11] tag.

/Outstanding

One time, in flight school, I was laconic.

Prank Call of Cthulhu: My first thought at reading the headline, "Who the hell names their kid Ecnalubma?" Now feel stupid.

Whar is birth certificate? WHAR??

CygnusDarius: Seiboob?

Sure!

Seiboob

Seiboob

Shal-lala-lalala lalala-lalala

Boob!

Wah-wah Wah-wah

_{Life could be a dream.}

Ambulances don't kill people, bad drivers kill people

/not ironic

^{/there. happy now?}

Dinner: Are the irony police off duty today? It's not ironic when a vehicle that's often purposely driven on the wrong side of the road collides head-on with another vehicle.

Everything has a cause, but some things are still ironic. Ambulances are supposed to come and clean up the mess, not be the mess. It doesn't have to be ironic on every conceivable level.

iron de havilland: Bela_Bar-talk: CSB time.

I found a hat in the restaurant that I work in that only had "ecnalubma.com" on it. It wasn't until I saw this headline that I realized it was ambulance backwards.

/preD

Sooo.... never seen an ambulance before?

[www.transportcafe.co.uk image 640x480]

A plaid ambulance! I love it!

The use of ECNALUBMA in the popular media dates back to the opening sequence of the movie Night Nurse, in 1931.

/interestingly enough, had you seen the AMBULANCE in your rearview mirror, it would once again have appeared to be an ECNALUBMA
//how about that shiat