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(Bitten and Bound) Spiffy Demi Lovato is angry with God and wants him to know it. On the bright side, things with Timbaland appear to be just fine   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 48
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2012-01-08 12:07:02 AM
That is one unfortunate young mentally unstable woman.
 
2012-01-08 12:13:49 AM
She's back on that white pony again I see.
 
2012-01-08 12:14:25 AM
What the hell happened to her face? Is that a bad photoshop? I never even read the article, because that freaked me out too much.
 
2012-01-08 12:17:04 AM
And the Spiffy tag applies because....?
 
2012-01-08 12:18:59 AM
ongbok: She's back on that white pony again I see.

Again would imply that she stopped.
 
2012-01-08 12:20:12 AM
PizzaJedi81: ongbok: She's back on that white pony again I see.

Again would imply that she stopped.


True. True.
 
2012-01-08 12:22:50 AM
Damn you God! I'm rich talented, young, and beautiful and I'm not gonna take it anymore!
 
2012-01-08 12:25:43 AM
Harry_Seldon: That is one unfortunate young mentally unstable woman.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-08 12:32:57 AM
The more mentally unstable that girl is, the harder Wilmer Valderrama's erection becomes.
 
2012-01-08 12:47:20 AM
lasercannon: The more mentally unstable that girl is, the harder Wilmer Valderrama's erection becomes.


Lindsay Lohan can attest to that.
 
2012-01-08 12:48:03 AM
Apos: lasercannon: The more mentally unstable that girl is, the harder Wilmer Valderrama's erection becomes.


Lindsay Lohan can attest to that.


Use that thing as a battering ram...
 
2012-01-08 12:51:43 AM
God doesn't like people referring to him as dude.
 
2012-01-08 01:02:39 AM
She should have prayed to Joe Pesci instead.

/Joe Pesci doesn't fark around.
 
2012-01-08 01:03:39 AM
Keyser_Soze_Death: She should have prayed to Joe Pesci instead.

/Joe Pesci doesn't fark around.


And he answers prayers at about the same 50/50 rate!
 
2012-01-08 01:11:42 AM
Shut the fark up and look pretty.
 
2012-01-08 01:29:18 AM
Shaky anecdotal evidence forces me to conclude that hotties named Demi are far more susceptible to mentally unhinged behavior.
 
2012-01-08 01:31:45 AM
R.A.Danny: Damn you God! I'm rich talented, young, and beautiful and I'm not gonna take it anymore!

She's also a Disney alumni who cracked under the weight of the shiatpile of work Disney dumped on her, in the wake of bullying both at school and on tour that was so bad that she a) pulled out of school and b) took to cutting herself, and checked herself into rehab for those things plus an eating disorder she'd picked up in the meantime due to self-image problems. I think she's earned the right to biatch a little bit.

Yes, I read up on the whole deal. It was for a blog post I made a little less than a year ago.
 
2012-01-08 01:56:11 AM
Gosling: I think she's earned the right to biatch a little bit.

I can't find a ton of sympathy when people like this (new window)are around.
 
2012-01-08 02:16:38 AM
R.A.Danny: Gosling: I think she's earned the right to biatch a little bit.

I can't find a ton of sympathy when people like this (new window)are around.


Oh yeah? Was Mr. Akot ever bullied so badly that he CUT HIMSELF?!! Did Mr. Akot ever have such a serious self image problem that he had to go into REHAB?!! See, that's the PROBLEM with the people in this country. We don't pay any attention to the lives that are being RUINED by the Disney DEATH MACHINE!!!
 
2012-01-08 02:19:08 AM
Atomic Spunk: Disney DEATH MACHINE!!!

Mouschwitz!
 
2012-01-08 02:26:08 AM
R.A.Danny: Atomic Spunk: Disney DEATH MACHINE!!!

Mouschwitz!


Okay, that was about as witty as I've seen on Fark.
 
2012-01-08 02:39:35 AM
Right on the heals of her rant about Disney's insensitivity to eating disorders... calling out a year old episode of a Disney Channel show like it was news. That little darlin' has never gotten over being the center of attention.
 
2012-01-08 03:50:00 AM
R.A.Danny: I can't find a ton of sympathy when people like this (new window)are around.

I'm not really sure why you want to make it into some sort of a competition, but I'm not going to get dragged into one. Bullying, cutting, and bulimia are all plenty serious problems in their own right, and someone who's had to deal with them doesn't need some jackass going 'Well, boo farking hoo, princess, BOOM! SUDANESE AMPUTEE! How do your petty little problems compare to THAT!' at her. Stuff like that is how she wound up in rehab in the first place.

Seriously. Things like that, things like what you just did. One of the things she got called is "Demi Drama".
 
2012-01-08 04:01:53 AM
Not where I expected her career to be at this moment, that's for sure.
 
2012-01-08 04:53:01 AM
Gosling: Yes, I read up on the whole deal. It was for a blog post I made a little less than a year ago.



Ah, the white knight who stands up for the female Chris Brown.

She's a spoiled biatch with anger issues who only went to rehab to avoid being charged with assault.only went to rehab to avoid being charged with assault (pops) (new window)

www.judiciaryreport.com

Fark Lovato. Fark her where she poops from.
 
2012-01-08 05:22:47 AM
Gosling: Stuff like that is how she wound up in rehab in the first place.

No, stuff like this is why she ended up in rehab.

www.celebrific.com

Wow, she looks bullied and upset there don't she? Makes you cry, huh?

Stop making excuses for the violent, mentally unstable attention whore.
 
2012-01-08 07:08:57 AM
peterthx: Stop making excuses for the violent, mentally unstable attention whore.

She's mentally unstable = excuse
 
2012-01-08 08:22:44 AM
it's all fun and games until she takes a Slap Chop to your ball sack.
 
2012-01-08 10:04:50 AM
peterthx:

Fark Lovato. Fark her where she poops from.


I guess if you're looking for a volunteer, I could man up and take car of that.

/I'd fark her in whatever orifice is necessary to satisfy your rage good sir/madame.
//be the weirdest 30 seconds she ever had
 
2012-01-08 10:13:27 AM
peterthx: Ah, the white knight

And I stopped reading right here. You're not even worth the effort I've already expended.
 
2012-01-08 10:15:54 AM
peterthx: Gosling: Stuff like that is how she wound up in rehab in the first place.

No, stuff like this is why she ended up in rehab.

[www.celebrific.com image 500x333]

Wow, she looks bullied and upset there don't she? Makes you cry, huh?

Stop making excuses for the violent, mentally unstable coke head attention whore.


She would probably stop being mentally unstable if she left the coke alone.
 
2012-01-08 10:56:25 AM
peterthx: Fark Lovato. Fark her where she poops from.

Sees what you did there
 
2012-01-08 11:27:23 AM
Gosling: R.A.Danny: I can't find a ton of sympathy when people like this (new window)are around.

I'm not really sure why you want to make it into some sort of a competition, but I'm not going to get dragged into one. Bullying, cutting, and bulimia are all plenty serious problems in their own right, and someone who's had to deal with them doesn't need some jackass going 'Well, boo farking hoo, princess, BOOM! SUDANESE AMPUTEE! How do your petty little problems compare to THAT!' at her. Stuff like that is how she wound up in rehab in the first place.

Seriously. Things like that, things like what you just did. One of the things she got called is "Demi Drama".


Leave Demi ALONE!!!!
 
2012-01-08 12:48:35 PM
Gosling:

Seriously. Things like that, things like what you just did. One of the things she got called is "Demi Drama".


And one thing that Drama Queens are really adept at are lying. Like making up or exaggerating stuff.
 
2012-01-08 12:49:46 PM
Oh, and translation for the tweets: She's pregnant.
 
2012-01-08 02:58:06 PM
I would allow her to rant on my twitter.
 
2012-01-08 03:01:33 PM
MattyFridays: Like making up or exaggerating stuff.

I'd exaggerate her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-01-08 04:52:41 PM
Atomic Spunk: R.A.Danny: Atomic Spunk: Disney DEATH MACHINE!!!

Mouschwitz!

Okay, that was about as witty as I've seen on Fark.


Too bad he stole it from Maus.
 
2012-01-08 04:57:04 PM
Gosling: R.A.Danny: I can't find a ton of sympathy when people like this (new window)are around.

I'm not really sure why you want to make it into some sort of a competition, but I'm not going to get dragged into one. Bullying, cutting, and bulimia are all plenty serious problems in their own right, and someone who's had to deal with them doesn't need some jackass going 'Well, boo farking hoo, princess, BOOM! SUDANESE AMPUTEE! How do your petty little problems compare to THAT!' at her. Stuff like that is how she wound up in rehab in the first place.

Seriously. Things like that, things like what you just did. One of the things she got called is "Demi Drama".


Well its obvious she can't really handle the fame and what comes with it, if it has caused her all these problems. If she really cared about getting healthy, she should probably quit and get a normal job.
 
2012-01-08 05:13:55 PM
Gosling: One of the things she got called is "Demi Drama".

Those bastards!!
 
2012-01-08 06:51:19 PM
MattyFridays: Gosling:

Seriously. Things like that, things like what you just did. One of the things she got called is "Demi Drama".

And one thing that Drama Queens are really adept at are lying. Like making up or exaggerating stuff.


And people typically don't get a reputation as a drama queen unless there's some truth to it. I don't disagree that Disney stars tend to develop problems, but that's not unique to Disney - there are many actors and musicians who have nothing to do with Disney but still develop drug and alcohol problems and eating disorders. And not all of these people assault others.
 
2012-01-08 09:54:51 PM
boochini: Atomic Spunk: R.A.Danny: Atomic Spunk: Disney DEATH MACHINE!!!

Mouschwitz!

Okay, that was about as witty as I've seen on Fark.

Too bad he stole it from Maus.


I reuse jokes all I want. I'm old
 
2012-01-08 10:19:10 PM
R.A.Danny: boochini: Atomic Spunk: R.A.Danny: Atomic Spunk: Disney DEATH MACHINE!!!

Mouschwitz!

Okay, that was about as witty as I've seen on Fark.

Too bad he stole it from Maus.

I reuse jokes all I want. I'm old


And I'm kind of a prick for calling you out on it. Hell, I would have probably made the same joke if you hadn't.

/haters gonna hate, and all that
 
2012-01-08 10:27:36 PM
boochini:
And I'm kind of a prick for calling you out on it. Hell, I would have probably made the same joke if you hadn't.

/haters gonna hate, and all that


Careful or Gosling will say you were bullying RA Danny!
 
2012-01-09 07:44:05 AM
FTA: I'm not very religious but I'm VERY spiritual

Cue Tosh.
 
2012-01-09 09:30:16 AM
Demi Lovato is angry with God and wants him to know it.

I hear God is angry with her too. Wait til He introduces her to His fist.
 
2012-01-09 08:18:00 PM
Lovato opened up about her struggles

Mac and cheese for two weeks until payday? Parents house being foreclosed on, so they move in with you? Sister has a brain tumor? Brother killed by drunk driver that got off because cops screwed up paperwork? Anal warts?

I'm sorry you're having a hard time with life. Must be reallllllll difficult to wake up and look in a mirror each morning.
 
2012-01-10 05:10:34 AM
boyvoyeur: Lovato opened up about her struggles

Mac and cheese for two weeks until payday? Parents house being foreclosed on, so they move in with you? Sister has a brain tumor? Brother killed by drunk driver that got off because cops screwed up paperwork? Anal warts?

I'm sorry you're having a hard time with life. Must be reallllllll difficult to wake up and look in a mirror each morning.


You left off the Heartbreak of Psoriasis.
 
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