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(Washington Post) Spiffy North Korean propaganda says that Kim Jong-Un learned to drive at age 3, could drive 75mph at age 8, and successfully defeated anorexia   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 180
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Snarfangel
2012-01-07 06:13:04 PM
He has defeated hunger in North Korea, mainly by eating other North Koreans.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 06:15:13 PM
The Ministry of Truth is going to have to work OT to come up with achievements that Grand Daddy and Daddy haven't covered already.

It will be amusing.
 
The Loaf [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 06:36:14 PM
I honestly don't doubt it. Dad was batshiat crazy and owned a country, you don't think it possible that that Kimmy 3 got a bad ass PowerWheel for his third birthday?
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 06:54:11 PM
Sure, but the real question is "does he poo, or can he hold it, like his dad?"
 
SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 07:19:16 PM
ok, I misread that as beating asthma, and I was about to ask who he thought he was, Teddy Roosevelt.
 
teto85 [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 07:33:49 PM
Well bless his heart.
 
sno man [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 09:29:21 PM
Wait 'til they get wind of the Chuck Norris meme... there's a whole new generation of 'fun facts for the mases'
 
I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 09:57:11 PM
Also, little-known fact, but at the age of 14, he achieved 10 straight 300 games at the Pyongyang bowling hall. His streak was only broken by the triple rainbow that bounced into his eyes by oddly placed mirrors. (In unrelated news, the managers of the bowling hall were unavailable for comment and have not been seen for many years.)
 
This About That [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 10:44:35 PM
Will now continue driving the entire northern half of a country into the ground.
 
DamnYankees [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 11:24:23 PM
How do they decide these things? Is it like a sitcom writers room or something?
 
sno man [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 11:27:10 PM
DamnYankees: How do they decide these things? Is it like a sitcom writers room or something?

yes but with worse coffee
 
MemeSlave
2012-01-07 11:42:39 PM
Fartbama.
 
I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 11:43:40 PM
sno man: DamnYankees: How do they decide these things? Is it like a sitcom writers room or something?

yes but with worse coffee

And Un eats all the donuts so the propaganda writer's brain food is essentially crumbs. In other news, one of the symptoms of starvation is hallucinations, so this would explain their great ability for this type of thing.
 
iron_city_ap
2012-01-07 11:45:11 PM
He is the 1st person in history to survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
 
marius2 [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 11:46:05 PM
Kim Jong Un once beat Chuck Norris in a fight with his hands behind his back.
 
Don't Troll Me Bro! [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 11:46:22 PM
So the deification is coming along nicely.
 
MemeSlave
2012-01-07 11:46:34 PM
iron_city_ap: He is the 1st person in history to survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.

The roundhouse Chuck gave to his father just hasn't caught up to him yet.
 
Mark Ratner [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 11:47:15 PM
This is not surprising...talented family they are. His dad was a great golfer. He shot like a 48 with a couple holes-in-one and a few eagles on a par 72.
 
Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo
2012-01-07 11:48:23 PM
Enough idle chatter! Where is our picture of the "I Beat Anorexia" guy?
 
Karma Curmudgeon
2012-01-07 11:51:55 PM
scrapetv.com
 
topcon
2012-01-07 11:52:00 PM
I dunno. Those don't seem too far fetched.

Why can't they come up with something cool yet ridiculous like "he can turn invisible when no one else is around?"
 
richie65
2012-01-07 11:52:09 PM
linkee no workee.(for me enywai)

Best Korea here:

Link (new window)
 
Hector Remarkable
2012-01-07 11:52:19 PM
But he sucks at golf.
 
iron_city_ap
2012-01-07 11:52:42 PM
Kim Jong-un once saw Roseanne naked....and survived
 
Tax Boy
2012-01-07 11:53:35 PM
Let me lay it on the line, Jong-Un has two on the vine. Two sets of testicles, so divine.
 
you are a puppet
2012-01-07 11:54:19 PM
Kim-Jong Un taught Obi Wan Kenobi the way of the Jedi.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 11:54:37 PM
FloydA: Sure, but the real question is "does he poo, or can he hold it, like his dad?"

That kid hasn't taken a dump in 20 years, by the look of him.
 
marius2 [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 11:54:37 PM
Kim Jong Un won the Nathan's Hotdog eating contest 9 times.
 
iron_city_ap
2012-01-07 11:56:02 PM
Kim Jong-un understands women
 
LegacyDL
2012-01-07 11:58:15 PM
Kim Jong Un dunked on the entire 1996 Utah Jazz starting lineup.
 
marius2 [TotalFark]
2012-01-08 12:00:22 AM
Kim Jong Un built the statue of liberty out of rainbows.
 
spunkymunky
2012-01-08 12:00:55 AM
marius2: Kim Jong Un won the Nathan's Hotdog eating contest 9 times.

He won the first contest so fast that the earth stood still and he went ahead and ate enough hotdogs to cover the next eight years. He didn't want that sneaky Japanese guy to know so he caused 9/11 to hide the truth obout his great mastication.
 
remus
2012-01-08 12:01:32 AM
I wonder if he is ronery yet?
 
flamingboard
2012-01-08 12:01:37 AM
Kim Jong-un turned Best Korea into Greatest Korea.
 
Chunky Pumpkinhead
2012-01-08 12:01:37 AM
withfriendship.com
 
jtown
2012-01-08 12:01:51 AM
marius2: Kim Jong Un won the Nathan's Hotdog eating contest 9 times.

In a row?
 
Whatthefark
2012-01-08 12:02:25 AM
Kim Jong-Un put the bomp in the bomp-bah-bomp-bah-bomp.
 
Allen262
2012-01-08 12:02:34 AM
Has any one updated the "North Korea is best Korea" meme pic yet?

/If not we need to make it photoshop thread for it.
 
iron_city_ap
2012-01-08 12:03:23 AM
Kim Jong-un IS the colonel's secret recipe
 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark]
2012-01-08 12:05:28 AM
Kim Jong Un is part Cherokee. Not that he has Cherokee DNA in him, it's because he once ate a whole Cherokee.
 
skinink
2012-01-08 12:05:41 AM

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. "


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Kar98
2012-01-08 12:06:23 AM
jtown: marius2: Kim Jong Un won the Nathan's Hotdog eating contest 9 times.

In a row?

No, in one day.
 
Allen262
2012-01-08 12:07:01 AM
Kim Jong-un > Tim Tebow.

/lets get that out of the away...
 
gadian [TotalFark]
2012-01-08 12:08:30 AM
Kim Jong Un can shoot lasers out of his prehensile pee-pee and that is why he has no heirs.
 
outatime
2012-01-08 12:09:40 AM
Kim Jong Un built the world's fastest car at age 7, using only a rusty Renault 5 and some discarded tuba parts.
 
Tymast
2012-01-08 12:09:53 AM
kim jong un is so revered the rest of the countries joined together and made a club named after him.
 
TomD9938
2012-01-08 12:10:33 AM
Kim Jong Un make birr into raw.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
FerroMancer
2012-01-08 12:11:02 AM
Killed him a b'ar when he was only three.
 
fregniacciaro
2012-01-08 12:11:20 AM
Kim Jong Un personally stopped The Rapture in 2011. Twice. In 2012, he will successfully stop the end of the world - all to ensure the survival of Best Korea
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-01-08 12:11:22 AM
So he's a Korean Bill Bradsky?
 
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