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		♫ Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that you let us pocket your change if you're mentally handicapped.... ♪ (latimesblogs.latimes.com)		77
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phlegmmo

2012-01-07 06:41:56 PM

Luis Maximino Lucero Ballinas, 42, of Tustin worked at a Burger King at Culver Drive and Walnut Avenue in Irvine.

Not even some punk kid. Hope you enjoyed your chump change, moran.

ecmoRandomNumbers

2012-01-07 09:40:30 PM

That's just low.

RoosterCogburn

2012-01-07 10:03:47 PM

Ding Fries are Done (new window)

/oblig

planes

2012-01-07 10:04:12 PM

I'm guessing Burger King corporate is scrambling to send a nice check to more than cover the loss.

RoosterCogburn

2012-01-07 10:04:36 PM

phlegmmo: Luis Maximino Lucero Ballinas, 42, of Tustin worked at a Burger King at Culver Drive and Walnut Avenue in Irvine.

Not even some punk kid. Hope you enjoyed your chump change, moran.

Chances are, if you're still working at Burger King at 42, you've made a long line of stupid choices in life.

Teen Wolf Blitzer

2012-01-07 10:04:48 PM

Police allege that Luis Maximino Lucero Ballinas

What!? A Hispanic with no morals??? I'm shocked.

gerbilpox

2012-01-07 10:05:01 PM

Too much paranoias.

/too obscure?

Teen Wolf Blitzer

2012-01-07 10:05:45 PM

RoosterCogburn: phlegmmo: Luis Maximino Lucero Ballinas, 42, of Tustin worked at a Burger King at Culver Drive and Walnut Avenue in Irvine.

Not even some punk kid. Hope you enjoyed your chump change, moran.

Chances are, if you're still working at Burger King at 42, you've made a long line of stupid choices in life.

Or you're Mexican. Either way.

Free Radical

2012-01-07 10:10:08 PM

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Police allege that Luis Maximino Lucero Ballinas

What!? A Hispanic with no morals??? I'm shocked.

But I thought all Hispanics were Catholic?

Teen Wolf Blitzer

2012-01-07 10:11:59 PM

Free Radical: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Police allege that Luis Maximino Lucero Ballinas

What!? A Hispanic with no morals??? I'm shocked.

But I thought all Hispanics were Catholic?

They certainly share the whole "anti-birth-control" sentiment.

TJT

2012-01-07 10:13:40 PM

I will be over here with popcorn.

earthworm2.0

2012-01-07 10:14:44 PM

You get the.employees that you pay for. I caught a guy steqling at my job when i worked fast food. I told the managers, who in turn laughed at me, told me they already knew, and the GM had some sort of hard on for the guy, so the never.fired him. I quit.

iron de havilland

2012-01-07 10:15:00 PM

I hope they're not holding the pickle where no man has gone before.

/And extra LuckyCharms, please.

Lith

2012-01-07 10:16:24 PM

Moriarty he ain't

FTFA "Police then began taking their lunch at the eatery,"

publikenemy

2012-01-07 10:17:05 PM

Hey, she doesn't need the money. Poor guy can't make ends meet on that shiat salary booger king pays. Besides, he's paying taxes and part of his hard-earned cashish is going to pay for her lazy-ass anyways...I don't wanna hear about all this disabled talk. Suck it up and go bag groceries..or work the walmart door greeter thingy. That way all the retards that zombie into walmart can feel good about themselves as soon as they walk through the door

Mock26

2012-01-07 10:17:16 PM

Tie man to long, thick pole. Put hollow tube in mouth. Cover man completely in clay. Roast slowly over fire.

Call the dish Pottery Man ala Naked Prey.

Mock26

2012-01-07 10:18:27 PM

publikenemy: Hey, she doesn't need the money. Poor guy can't make ends meet on that shiat salary booger king pays. Besides, he's paying taxes and part of his hard-earned cashish is going to pay for her lazy-ass anyways...I don't wanna hear about all this disabled talk. Suck it up and go bag groceries..or work the walmart door greeter thingy. That way all the retards that zombie into walmart can feel good about themselves as soon as they walk through the door

0/10. You are trying way too hard.

anuran

2012-01-07 10:20:29 PM

Lower than hammered snake shiat

skinink

2012-01-07 10:26:26 PM

I always said if I would ever steal it's going to be big time and certainly not for pocket change. Now he won't be able to get a low level job at a place like McDonald's. Maybe McDowell's.

Lith

2012-01-07 10:33:46 PM

skinink: I always said if I would ever steal it's going to be big time and certainly not for pocket change. Now he won't be able to get a low level job at a place like McDonald's. Maybe McDowell's.

www.wayfaring.com

Making me crave a Big Mick. Where'd i leave that 2 for 1 coupon...

publikenemy

2012-01-07 10:36:12 PM

Mock26:

0/10. You are trying way too hard.

someone has to do it..waiting for Xanax to bury me into my chair causes troll-like symptoms..bad trolls at that

matterri

2012-01-07 10:41:19 PM

Mock26: publikenemy: Hey, she doesn't need the money. Poor guy can't make ends meet on that shiat salary booger king pays. Besides, he's paying taxes and part of his hard-earned cashish is going to pay for her lazy-ass anyways...I don't wanna hear about all this disabled talk. Suck it up and go bag groceries..or work the walmart door greeter thingy. That way all the retards that zombie into walmart can feel good about themselves as soon as they walk through the door

0/10. You are trying way too hard.

I agree. Way too harsh. No score.

Begoggle

2012-01-07 10:41:25 PM

He was taking money from an economy-grower and redistributing the wealth.
Sounds like a typical lib to me.

thenateman

2012-01-07 10:43:25 PM

Special Ed - Time to Make the Donuts (new window)

skinink

2012-01-07 10:49:27 PM

I guess the Lions won't be eating any Christian Saints this game.

Sentient

2012-01-07 10:50:54 PM

I was waiting outside Paco's in LA a few weeks ago, when some old lady in dirty clothes came up to me to ask if I could help her deposit her rent money in the bank across the street. She looked homeless & was acting obviously confused (it was a Sunday around 6p, bank was closed, she didn't remember which month it was). Then she whips out a wallet and casually displays maybe $1500 in 50's and 100's, still talking about how she needed help at the bank.

I figured it was either an LAPD setup, or some kind of hidden-cam reality show, executed with all the subtlety of a flaming hamster. I pointed her to a cop car parked on the next block & told her cops have keys to banks, then headed inside.

finster

2012-01-07 10:54:53 PM

Luis Maximino Lucero Ballinas?
Did she have six fingers?

que lastima

2012-01-07 10:54:57 PM

too many trolls, not enough props for the hilarious headline

/props

bring to a festering boil

2012-01-07 10:55:12 PM

Luis Maximino Lucero Ballinas

Sounds like Maximino has a minimino I.Q.

MrSid

2012-01-07 10:56:03 PM

Approves

Joe The Plumber

2012-01-07 10:58:39 PM

Stay classy, Tustin Hispanics.

ShamWowofDamocles

2012-01-07 11:01:15 PM

Ass.
Hole.

Ithaca_StLondon

2012-01-07 11:07:20 PM

8InchFloppy

2012-01-07 11:09:38 PM

Ching, Change is mine.
Ching, Change is mine.

Gyrfalcon

2012-01-07 11:14:02 PM

If you MUST steal, at least steal from people who can reasonably fight back.

Bet this guy also shortchanged blind people and took food out of kids' happy meals or whatever it is Burger King has.

jtown

2012-01-07 11:14:56 PM

earthworm2.0: You get the.employees that you pay for. I caught a guy steqling at my job when i worked fast food. I told the managers, who in turn laughed at me, told me they already knew, and the GM had some sort of hard on for the guy, so the never.fired him. I quit.

Wow. You sure taught them a lesson. ;)

mithras_angel

2012-01-07 11:15:41 PM

McPenguin Burger, extra lettuce. Special orders don't upset us!

singdizzy

2012-01-07 11:25:18 PM

I worked in a group home for disabled adults and had this one miserable twunt of a coworker. She was fired shortly after I'd started working there because she was caught stealing from the bank account (and had been at it for over a year) of a Down syndrome resident, who'd been saving for years to go to Disneyland.

video man

2012-01-07 11:26:21 PM

gerbilpox: Too much paranoias.

/too obscure?

No. I see what you did there
www.thrillermag.com

I see it.

SpinStopper

2012-01-07 11:27:09 PM

Scum.

smitty04

2012-01-07 11:27:31 PM

Ithaca_StLondon: RoosterCogburn: phlegmmo: Luis Maximino Lucero Ballinas, 42, of Tustin worked at a Burger King at Culver Drive and Walnut Avenue in Irvine.

Not even some punk kid. Hope you enjoyed your chump change, moran.

Chances are, if you're still working at Burger King at 42, you've made a long line of stupid choices in life.

But, but, but weren't the OWS etc. being ridiculed for being too good for a job flipping burgers? So flipping burgers, not ok, but it is ok, but no it...

A person starts at a burger joint and keeps on moving on to something better. I worked one summer flipping burgers, it taught me how to deal with problem customers and the importance of good education. I also learned how to make a good bowl of chili.

smitty04

2012-01-07 11:33:50 PM

Gyrfalcon: If you MUST steal, at least steal from people who can reasonably fight back.

Bet this guy also shortchanged blind people and took food out of kids' happy meals or whatever it is Burger King has.

Hit a branch bank at a Mall on a Monday, after they have open the night deposits and before the Brinks truck arrives. They will fight back.

droosan

2012-01-07 11:54:20 PM

♪ Here we come on the run
with a burger on a bun,
and a dab of coca on the side

Your taste we will tickle
with a cold dill pickle,
and all of our potatoes are french-fried-fried-fried

Our burgers can't be beat
'cause we grind our own meat
grind-grind-GRIND-grind-grind

And when you drive away,
a tip upon our tray
we hope to find-find-find-find-find
we hope to find-find-find-find-FI-I-I-IND ♫

Gyrfalcon

2012-01-07 11:57:41 PM

singdizzy: I worked in a group home for disabled adults and had this one miserable twunt of a coworker. She was fired shortly after I'd started working there because she was caught stealing from the bank account (and had been at it for over a year) of a Down syndrome resident, who'd been saving for years to go to Disneyland.

I've got a less-than-cool story like that. I don't want to give too many details because I don't know the status of the case; but suffice to say when I worked for an independent living agency, one of the people "trusted" with managing the clients' bank accounts got caught helping herself to their funds to the tune of around $50,000. It was sickening.

gadian

2012-01-08 12:05:11 AM

droosan: [yafh.com image 455x301]

♪ Here we come on the run
with a burger on a bun,
and a dab of coca on the side

Your taste we will tickle
with a cold dill pickle,
and all of our potatoes are french-fried-fried-fried

Our burgers can't be beat
'cause we grind our own meat
grind-grind-GRIND-grind-grind

And when you drive away,
a tip upon our tray
we hope to find-find-find-find-find
we hope to find-find-find-find-FI-I-I-IND ♫

You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.

andourburgerscanbebeatcausewe...grrrahshdhfdshsdfh!!!!

fat boy

2012-01-08 12:05:25 AM

Craig_Kreist

2012-01-08 12:07:58 AM

To twist the story I worked at a BK with a learning impaired kid in Chicago and the manager was shameless about getting pissed at the kid and making him punch out and sit in a booth for an hour or two and then 'letting him' punch back in. I tried to get the kid to talk to his parents about it but he never did. I was young at the time and didn't do anything (it was awhile ago). One horror story - it was a really busy BK in Chicago in the 80's and the kid worked the fries.
He dropped an industrial size spatula into one of the fry vats at the beginning of lunch rush ( I was a cashier, we were 8 deep for two hours), and didn't tell anyone til' the rush was over.
When they drained the vat and pulled out the spatula, it was the size of a popsicle stick.
Everyone got laminated fries for lunch that day.
I think if that kid wasn't so scared he would have said something sooner, but either way, the manager was a true douche

Plissken

2012-01-08 12:17:24 AM