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(LOL Fight Card) Cool Strikeforce: Rockhold vs. Jardine Middleweight Championship discussion thread. Preliminary bouts start at 8pm ET on Showtime Extreme   (sbnation.com) divider line 152
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Klippoklondike [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 04:05:08 PM
Here are my almost always wrong predictions. I don't know enough about the other three fights to even guess how they'll go.

www.tapology.com
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 04:29:53 PM
I never heard of Showtime Extreme until reading about this event. I wonder if the prelims will be online. Probably.
 
downpaymentblues
2012-01-07 04:43:51 PM
Cyborg Santos tests positive for steroids (new window)

Is anyone surprised by this?
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 04:46:04 PM
downpaymentblues: Cyborg Santos tests positive for steroids (new window)

Is anyone surprised by this?

Probably not any of us

:)
 
downpaymentblues
2012-01-07 05:11:57 PM
violentsalvation: downpaymentblues: Cyborg Santos tests positive for steroids (new window)

Is anyone surprised by this?

Probably not any of us

:)

lol. I am the biggest loser on Fark.
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 05:45:10 PM
downpaymentblues: violentsalvation: downpaymentblues: Cyborg Santos tests positive for steroids (new window)

Is anyone surprised by this?

Probably not any of us

:)

lol. I am the biggest loser on Fark.

To be fair, missing a thread on fark could be interpreted as a symptom of having a life.
 
Hoban Washburne [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 06:49:35 PM
ultimateapocalypse.com
Ronda Rousey

vs.

www.fiveknuckles.com
Meisha Tate


Battle of hot biatches that could beat the ever loving shiat out of you.

/mean that with all due respect
 
Hoban Washburne [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 06:51:39 PM
Oh, wrong card apparently. I still stand by my statement.

/shows how closely I follow Strikeforce
 
One Bad Apple
2012-01-07 07:39:01 PM
I am posting in an historic Fark thread.

IIRC there has never been a LIVE Strikeforce thread.


Big congrats to somebody and thank you Mods
 
libranoelrose [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 08:05:32 PM
Dammit. I really want to watch this, but the Saints are about to beat down the Lions...

I need an extra monitor...
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 08:11:55 PM
libranoelrose: Dammit. I really want to watch this, but the Saints are about to beat down the Lions...

I need an extra monitor...

You should be able to watch some of it, Strikeforce website sucks but I think this is just the prelims starting now.
 
libranoelrose [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 08:15:28 PM
violentsalvation: libranoelrose: Dammit. I really want to watch this, but the Saints are about to beat down the Lions...

I need an extra monitor...

You should be able to watch some of it, Strikeforce website sucks but I think this is just the prelims starting now.

This game is gonna take 3 hours. I'm gonna have to skip it and download it later. :(

Is Gchat farking with your stream?

TD Lions.
 
dr_blasto
2012-01-07 08:20:52 PM
After picking every fight incorrectly last UFC, I will refrain. Oh, maybe just one.

Rockhold will TKO Jardine in the 3rd.
 
Hoban Washburne [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 08:22:47 PM
dr_blasto: After picking every fight incorrectly last UFC

You too huh?
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 08:25:03 PM
libranoelrose: violentsalvation: libranoelrose: Dammit. I really want to watch this, but the Saints are about to beat down the Lions...

I need an extra monitor...

You should be able to watch some of it, Strikeforce website sucks but I think this is just the prelims starting now.

This game is gonna take 3 hours. I'm gonna have to skip it and download it later. :(

Is Gchat farking with your stream?

TD Lions.

The main fights start at 10pm ET to 12:30, I think, you should be able to watch some of it. Hell, by the third quarter the Lions will be up by enough that you can comfortably switch over.
 
libranoelrose [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 08:44:57 PM
violentsalvation: libranoelrose: violentsalvation: libranoelrose: Dammit. I really want to watch this, but the Saints are about to beat down the Lions...

I need an extra monitor...

You should be able to watch some of it, Strikeforce website sucks but I think this is just the prelims starting now.

This game is gonna take 3 hours. I'm gonna have to skip it and download it later. :(

Is Gchat farking with your stream?

TD Lions.

The main fights start at 10pm ET to 12:30, I think, you should be able to watch some of it. Hell, by the third quarter the Lions will be up by enough that you can comfortably switch over.

Awesome. So is your Gchat all farked up?
 
TravisBickle62
2012-01-07 08:50:19 PM
You do realize that these fights are all scripted, don't you?
 
937CptCrunch
2012-01-07 08:51:19 PM
I like the article about Jardine, after the UFC cut him, and he main carded an event that drew around 100 people.

Honestly, I've never really thought him a top tier fighter. Maybe a gatekeeper in 205, but he didn't really have elite skills standing or on the ground
 
styckx [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 08:51:56 PM
OoOoh Strikeforce thread! Nice!
 
Klippoklondike [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 08:54:21 PM
TravisBickle62: You do realize that these fights are all scripted, don't you?

0/10
 
downpaymentblues
2012-01-07 09:06:42 PM
TravisBickle62: You do realize that these fights are all scripted, don't you?

The Nevada State Athletic Commission currently lists the following as fouls:

Butting with the head
Eye gouging of any kind
Biting
Hair pulling
Fish hooking
Groin attacks of any kind
Putting a finger into any orifice or into any cut or laceration on an opponent. (see Gouging)
Small joint manipulation.
Striking to the spine or the back of the head. (see Rabbit punch)
Striking downward using the point of the elbow. (see Elbow (strike))
Throat strikes of any kind, including, without limitation, grabbing the trachea.
Clawing, pinching or twisting the flesh.
Grabbing the clavicle.
Kicking the head of a grounded opponent.
Kneeing the head of a grounded opponent.
Stomping a grounded opponent.
Kicking to the kidney with the heel.
Spiking an opponent to the canvas on his head or neck.
Throwing an opponent out of the ring or fenced area.
Holding the shorts or gloves of an opponent.
Spitting at an opponent.
Engaging in unsportsmanlike conduct that causes an injury to an opponent.
Holding the ropes or the fence.
Using abusive language in the ring or fenced area.
Attacking an opponent on or during the break.
Attacking an opponent who is under the care of the referee.
Attacking an opponent after the bell (horn) has sounded the end of a round.
Flagrantly disregarding the instructions of the referee.
Timidity, including, without limitation, avoiding contact with an opponent, intentionally or consistently dropping the mouthpiece or faking an injury.
Interference by the corner.
Throwing in the towel during competition.


Totally scripted...
 
Klippoklondike [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 09:09:50 PM
Yay, Villante got a ko in the first, so far I'm 1 for 1.
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 09:14:25 PM
Klippoklondike: Yay, Villante got a ko in the first, so far I'm 1 for 1.

Wait a minute, your tapology image in your boobs updates itself?
 
Klippoklondike [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 09:18:23 PM
violentsalvation: Klippoklondike: Yay, Villante got a ko in the first, so far I'm 1 for 1.

Wait a minute, your tapology image in your boobs updates itself?

lol, apparently. I didn't know it did that. Very cool
 
Your Average Witty Fark User
2012-01-07 09:23:47 PM
Rockhold is a cock, and Jardine has a glass jaw these days. Damnit.

/Jardine
//Please...
 
downpaymentblues
2012-01-07 09:27:30 PM
My brother flicking back and forth between Strikeforce and the football game has forced me to look online for a stream.

Football is SO boring.
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 09:30:05 PM
Klippoklondike: lol, apparently. I didn't know it did that. Very cool

That is too cool. If I remember I will make one for 142
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 09:31:33 PM
downpaymentblues: My brother flicking back and forth between Strikeforce and the football game has forced me to look online for a stream.

Football is SO boring.

Im streaming this and I have football on in the other room. I'm doing a lot of walking back and forth.
 
downpaymentblues
2012-01-07 09:34:29 PM
violentsalvation: Im streaming this and I have football on in the other room. I'm doing a lot of walking back and forth.

I'm using the firstrow stream now. Seems to be good. Am I the only one that thinks Jon Jones pre-learning MMA for this guy?
 
downpaymentblues
2012-01-07 09:37:23 PM
Um. How the heck to he win that?
 
The Lone Talbot
2012-01-07 09:38:45 PM
Strike Force?

i877.photobucket.com
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 09:42:02 PM
downpaymentblues: Am I the only one that thinks Jon Jones pre-learning MMA for this guy?

I'm not sure I understand.
 
libranoelrose [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 09:47:04 PM
violentsalvation: Klippoklondike: Yay, Villante got a ko in the first, so far I'm 1 for 1.

Wait a minute, your tapology image in your boobs updates itself?

It could be updating at the tapology website, or he could be updating the image and rehosting it.
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 09:50:38 PM
FARK YOU DREW BREES
 
libranoelrose [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 09:55:04 PM
violentsalvation: FARK YOU DREW BREES

You got money on the Lions?
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 09:58:08 PM
libranoelrose: violentsalvation: FARK YOU DREW BREES

You got money on the Lions?

No. I just want them to win.
 
eagles95
2012-01-07 10:04:07 PM
might want to remove steroid santos from opening montage
 
downpaymentblues
2012-01-07 10:04:21 PM
Well that last fight on the undercard was about the worst judged fight in a long time.
 
styckx [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 10:09:58 PM
"Free showtime preview"

*Changes channel to showtime*

*You aren't subscribed to this channel*

fark you Comcast..
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 10:09:59 PM
downpaymentblues: Well that last fight on the undercard was about the worst judged fight in a long time.

It was pretty bad.
 
Muffin'sTop
2012-01-07 10:09:59 PM
wtf is that hair
 
eagles95
2012-01-07 10:12:24 PM
styckx: "Free showtime preview"

*Changes channel to showtime*

*You aren't subscribed to this channel*

fark you Comcast..

But they are comcastic
 
Klippoklondike [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 10:13:46 PM
Yay, Mazzagatti, this'll be fun
 
eagles95
2012-01-07 10:14:26 PM
those twitter tags are pissing me off already. need a twitter block app for my tv
 
styckx [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 10:14:37 PM
Haven't watched Strikeforce in ages.. This is so amateur feeling.. How many in attendance?
 
downpaymentblues
2012-01-07 10:15:48 PM
styckx: Haven't watched Strikeforce in ages.. This is so amateur feeling.. How many in attendance?


UFC owns Strikeforce, just so you know. When they have a show in San Jose, there are 11, 000 or so in attendance.
 
styckx [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 10:17:12 PM
downpaymentblues: styckx: Haven't watched Strikeforce in ages.. This is so amateur feeling.. How many in attendance?


UFC owns Strikeforce, just so you know. When they have a show in San Jose, there are 11, 000 or so in attendance.

Yeah I know UFC owns Strikeforce but the production is annoying. It just seems like dudes with unsteady camcorders reaching over the top of the cage.. Awful camera work.
 
Klippoklondike [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 10:17:16 PM
"inline skates these days, but wow"

jeez...
 
eagles95
2012-01-07 10:19:04 PM
styckx: downpaymentblues: styckx: Haven't watched Strikeforce in ages.. This is so amateur feeling.. How many in attendance?


UFC owns Strikeforce, just so you know. When they have a show in San Jose, there are 11, 000 or so in attendance.

Yeah I know UFC owns Strikeforce but the production is annoying. It just seems like dudes with unsteady camcorders reaching over the top of the cage.. Awful camera work.

I was thinking the same.
 
One Bad Apple
2012-01-07 10:21:20 PM
TravisBickle62: You do realize that these fights are all scripted, don't you?

That is NOT how you troll an MMA thread


files.sharenator.com


Or anything about teh ghey
 
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