8. She was so incredibly hot, the Catholic Church burned all lifelike images of her, lest they tempt mortal men into sin, if not outright heresy.

#8 Was recently brilliantly re-imagined as the coolest female character in a video game of 2011, in the criminally under-appreciated Witcher 2.

I know she didn't look like Milla Jojjovvicch

I thought it was the history channel not the opinion channel... god i hate pawn stars.

History Channel? She was a Nazi?

Did she ever, you know, experiment with other women?

Happy Birthday, Miss of Arc.

/San Dimas High football rules!

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FloydA: Relatively Obscure: From the History Channel?

I'm guessing she was an alien, then? Or had alien assistance? Or has a buddy who's an expert in restoring France?

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*whistles, applauds*

Joan of Arc, with the lord to guide her,
She was a sister who really cooked.

And then there's ...

If you read through any of the Lives of Saints, as I did as a lass sitting in church, wishing for mass to end with commandos to bust into the place and shoot everything, you would realize that at least 90% of the Saints and Martyr's were mentally ill. This argument does not go over well with the rest of the sheep that would be called 'family'.



Joan of Arc is my Patron Saint and she hasn't done shiat for me ever except give me a nick name that use to make me cringe.

Oh, and she was illiterate, so she's got that going for her too.

First 50 things, now 7 MORE things? Dammit.

She's very popular around here, too.

/almost as popular as Drew Brees

History Channel, eh?

Does the list go something like...

10. She wasn't talking to go God... it was an alien
9. She was an alien
8. Hitler went back in time and tried to assassinate her... because he was an alien
7. She had sex with aliens
6. She gave birth to Hitler's alien babby
5. The fire they burned her in was ignited by the engines of a UFO
4. She was an ice road trucker
3. She was also a lumberjack
2. and a Samsquench
1. She was Hitlers alien babby but got stuck in a rift in time and had sex with Hitler and became her own mother and started the Mayan race with a wave of her hand which is the REAL truth about how the shroud of Turin and the Devil's Bible were created and France was actually an ocean but they had to cover up the evidence of the lost city of Atlantis which was actually a Venutian outpost so they swiped a piece of planet Niburu, waited until the magnetic poles reversed and plopped her right down when nobody was looking... also... aliens.

And I knew I wasn't going to be first making the Hitler/Aliens joke but I believe in producing high quality snark.

You can't rush my art.

Joan of Arc, proof that there is such thing as a smoking hot militant woman.

Epilepsy cannot be blame for any of her symptons. Other than seizures, epilepsy causes queasiness while watching some movies or video games. Doesn't cause crazy. It's like watching Blairwitch Project in the dark. Only hear voices when I hold little pocket device to head.

lack of warmth: Epilepsy cannot be blame for any of her symptons. Other than seizures, epilepsy causes queasiness while watching some movies or video games. Doesn't cause crazy. It's like watching Blairwitch Project in the dark. Only hear voices when I hold little pocket device to head.

So you're saying she played video games?

ronaprhys: lack of warmth: Epilepsy cannot be blame for any of her symptons. Other than seizures, epilepsy causes queasiness while watching some movies or video games. Doesn't cause crazy. It's like watching Blairwitch Project in the dark. Only hear voices when I hold little pocket device to head.

So you're saying she played video games?

She loved WoW!

DamnYankees: Isn't her being mentally ill the MOST known thing about her?

Considering my most idiot of family members have sent me e-mails praising her today I'm guessing not.

/I responded to one stating she was a whore - i've been dis invited from the spring barbeque
//best thing that has ever happened to me
///thank you Joan!

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Why are you linking a photo of Melisandre of Asshai?

11. She had a talking, magical black cat.

12. Her sorcerer brother became the youngest Master ever at eighteen.