krafty420: Dammit, why do all the hot ones have to be gay

Lisa Simpson: What position have you got for me?
[the kids gasps]
Lisa Simpson: That's right. A girl who wants to play football. How about that?
Ned Flanders: Well, thats super-duper, Lisa. We've already got four girls on the team.
Lisa Simpson: You do?
Ned Flanders: Uh huh. But we'd love to have you on board!
Lisa Simpson: Well... football's not really my thing. After all... what kind of civilized person would play a game with the skin of an innocent pig?
Ned Flanders: Well, actually, Lisa, these balls are synthetic!
Janey: And for every ball you buy, a dollar goes to Amnesty International!
Lisa Simpson: [crying] I've gotta go!

I don't know that I could bang her straight... But I'd sure try!

Not that has anything to do with anything but "I AM A LESBIAN. IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME TO BECOME MISS CALIFORNIA THEN YOU ARE AGAINST THE GAYS. IF YOU ARE AGAINST THE GAYS THEN YOU WILL BE PUBLICLY SLANDERED."

She's not a lesbian, she's a hot lesbian. Important distinction.

SoothinglyDeranged: I'm not sure why her sexual orientation is relevant, nor why they would know, nor why she would mention it (if that's the case).

You're new to the whole Miss America contest and the ruling (busy)body, aren't you?

I would hit that until she woke up and realized I have a penis.

Her face is kind of square.

FTA: (Thomas actually has two verses from the Beatles' song tattooed on her ribcage.)

In other words, a piece of tattooed trash. No thanks.

great_tigers: Not that has anything to do with anything but "I AM A LESBIAN. IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME TO BECOME MISS CALIFORNIA THEN YOU ARE AGAINST THE GAYS. IF YOU ARE AGAINST THE GAYS THEN YOU WILL BE PUBLICLY SLANDERED."

Hey, a similar strategy worked for Obama

great_tigers: Not that has anything to do with anything but "I AM A LESBIAN. IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME TO BECOME MISS CALIFORNIA THEN YOU ARE AGAINST THE GAYS. IF YOU ARE AGAINST THE GAYS THEN YOU WILL BE PUBLICLY SLANDERED."

Does that strategy work for beauty pageants?

So it's okay to refer to lesbians as "gay"? Sure does simplify the lexicon.

thefuzz1096: I would hit that until she woke up and realized I have a penis.

Are you Justin Bieber in real life?

Anyway I'm confused now. I always thought that if you're a lesbian it means you think you're a guy and if you're gay you think you're a girl. I was actually hoping for this lesbian lady to join the Mr. California contest.

UsikFark: Her face is kind of square.

studman69?

krafty420: Dammit, why do all the hot ones have to be gay

This makes me very angry.

I'm also not seeing any issues here.

RodneyToady: Where do you get your news? "Reuters."

Good choice.

Not as good as "everything."

hbk72777: great_tigers: Not that has anything to do with anything but "I AM A LESBIAN. IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME TO BECOME MISS CALIFORNIA THEN YOU ARE AGAINST THE GAYS. IF YOU ARE AGAINST THE GAYS THEN YOU WILL BE PUBLICLY SLANDERED."

Hey, a similar strategy worked for Obama

rjakobi: great_tigers: Not that has anything to do with anything but "I AM A LESBIAN. IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME TO BECOME MISS CALIFORNIA THEN YOU ARE AGAINST THE GAYS. IF YOU ARE AGAINST THE GAYS THEN YOU WILL BE PUBLICLY SLANDERED."

Does that strategy work for beauty pageants?

Why would she just come out and say this otherwise? Seriously, talk about an attention whore. It isn't like gays have a label on the heads that says "I am gay".

great_tigers: It isn't like gays have a label on the heads that says "I am gay".

The Republican convention isn't for months yet. Stop giving away the new policy proposals in their platform. Or at least give a spoiler alert.

Goin' to California with an aching in my heart.

If I want to watch lesbians parade around in skimpy outfits on TV I'll turn on a WNBA game.

GreenSun: thefuzz1096: I would hit that until she woke up and realized I have a penis.

Are you Justin Bieber in real life?

Anyway I'm confused now. I always thought that if you're a lesbian it means you think you're a guy and if you're gay you think you're a girl. I was actually hoping for this lesbian lady to join the Mr. California contest.

At first, I assumed subby was using the standard Fark definition of "hot".
But then I clicked the link and subby did not lie.

Meh, she's only 19. She's just in her 'experimental stage'.

So, do feminists see this story and say it sends the wrong message?

1)Lesbians can't get married (THANKS PROP H8) so she is a miss.
2)She is from and lives in California.
3)Miss California

She's hot, but certainly not hot enough to be Miss California.

I am a perfectly straight woman, and yet I believe the saying "like the fist of an angry god" would apply to her.

Oh no, the article is sure to get a lot of tongues wagging.

Guidette Frankentits: 1)Lesbians can't get married (THANKS PROP H8) so she is a miss.
2)She is from and lives in California.
3)Miss California

Thought all lesbians were "Ms.," if you call a lesbian "Miss" it will boot stomp you

ignacio: She's hot, but certainly not hot enough to be Miss California.

I'm a lesbian, and I think she's hotter than any of the typical Miss America-looking girls. Maybe she needs to be judged by a jury of her peers.

supayoda: I am a perfectly straight woman, and yet I believe the saying "like the fist of an angry god" would apply to her.

Go on....

jaylectricity: krafty420: Dammit, why do all the hot ones have to be gay

Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fark, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?

I dunno, the dyke?

Her mouth reminds me of some of those anime monsters - ear to ear.

Not that she doesn't have the hawts, though. Just that she could fit a 2lb porterhouse or an entire Chipotle burrito in there with room to spare. Hell, she'd make John Holmes look like a needledick.