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I spies, with my beady eyes, something that won't be in the yearbook
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some.old.lady.
2012-01-07 09:16:38 AM
Jeeez, mom: pimp much?
walkerhound
2012-01-07 09:20:50 AM
LOL Facebook/HO
miss diminutive
2012-01-07 09:39:47 AM
"I wanted my daughter to cho(o)se a different photo but she is 18
and doesn't always listen
!" Miki Spies wrote on Facebook. "Some are upset (th)at the administration is strong-arming the students."
If mom always talks the way she writes then this doesn't really come as a surprise.
ZzeusS
2012-01-07 09:47:34 AM
"I wanted my daughter to ch(o)(o)se a different photo but she is 18 and doesn't always listen!" Miki Spies wrote on Facebook.
pxlboy
2012-01-07 09:48:08 AM
ZzeusS
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"I wanted my daughter to ch(o)(o)se a different photo but she is 18 and doesn't always listen!" Miki Spies wrote on Facebook.
What you did there, I saw it.
dugitman
2012-01-07 09:48:39 AM
The parents even gave her a headstart with the porn name.
henryhill
2012-01-07 09:49:37 AM
miss diminutive
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"I wanted my daughter to cho(o)se a different photo but she is 18 and doesn't always listen!" Miki Spies wrote on Facebook. "Some are upset (th)at the administration is strong-arming the students."
If mom always talks the way she writes then this doesn't really come as a surprise.
WTF are you talking about?
TheLopper
2012-01-07 09:50:36 AM
This is what happens when those tiara-wearing toddlers grow up.
DSan
2012-01-07 09:51:44 AM
You know ... I'm 25 and single ... I wonder if I look up her Facebook ...
b0rg9
2012-01-07 09:52:23 AM
dugitman
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The parents even gave her a headstart with the porn name.
Damn, beat me to it!
Cheron
2012-01-07 09:52:27 AM
This is what educators would call a teachable moment and administrators would call covering a budget short fall. let the young lady submit a dozen similar photos and feature them in the center of the year book. This would greatly increase sales covering and recent budget cuts and teach the student body about marketing.
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-07 09:52:37 AM
Ahh I see the latest line of tramp fashion is out.
Kurmudgeon
2012-01-07 09:52:47 AM
""We are an award-winning yearbook. We don't want to diminish the quality with something that can be seen as unprofessional," Brian Jaramillo is quoted as saying in the report."
So it's all about your little yearbook company and not the students. Time to find another yearbook company, I'd say.
Kibbler
2012-01-07 09:53:00 AM
I say, put it in, and then they can compare it to the mugshots or the porn promos at the ten-year reunion. It will be hysterical.
itsfullofstars
2012-01-07 09:54:40 AM
"We are an award-winning yearbook. We don't want to diminish the quality with something that can be seen as unprofessional," Brian Jaramillo is quoted as saying in the report.
You are aware that this is still a high school year book and not shakespeare right?
Psychomancer
2012-01-07 09:56:04 AM
Going to get the ACLU involved? I don't think that is going to work. It's a school publication. People are stupid. Maybe I'll sue the local paper for not putting my mug on the front page.
JeffreyScott
2012-01-07 09:56:09 AM
The picture isn't too racy. It is similar to what one might find in any fashion or women's magazine.
I hate the way the puritan segment of our society dictates how the majority must live.
/Wow, she is hot (and legal)!
Pert
2012-01-07 09:56:27 AM
b0rg9
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Damn, beat me to it!
Don't you mean beat it to her?
Chevello
2012-01-07 09:56:31 AM
henryhill
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miss diminutive: "I wanted my daughter to cho(o)se a different photo but she is 18 and doesn't always listen!" Miki Spies wrote on Facebook. "Some are upset (th)at the administration is strong-arming the students."
If mom always talks the way she writes then this doesn't really come as a surprise.
WTF are you talking about?
Don't bot(h)er, (s)he's probably n(o)t list(e)ning
Cheron
2012-01-07 09:57:20 AM
jaytkay
2012-01-07 09:57:30 AM
dugitman
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The parents even gave her a headstart with the porn name.
No surprise. Mom has a stripper name.
b0rg9
2012-01-07 09:57:58 AM
S'more pics...
Rozinante
2012-01-07 09:58:27 AM
itsfullofstars
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"We are an award-winning yearbook. We don't want to diminish the quality with something that can be seen as unprofessional," Brian Jaramillo is quoted as saying in the report.
You are aware that this is still a high school year book and not shakespeare right?
Most people lead very small lives.
natazha
2012-01-07 09:59:59 AM
People get to chose their picture for the yearbook? Ours were pure mugshot. All it was missing was the card with a number on it.
Joe Peanut
2012-01-07 10:00:39 AM
DSan
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You know ... I'm 25 and single ... I wonder if I look up her Facebook ...
You know... I'm 46 and single.... I wonder how much she charges...
Dalek Caan's doomed mistress
2012-01-07 10:02:03 AM
Kurmudgeon
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""We are an award-winning yearbook. We don't want to diminish the quality with something that can be seen as unprofessional," Brian Jaramillo is quoted as saying in the report."
So it's all about your little yearbook company and not the students. Time to find another yearbook company, I'd say.
Yearbook is put out by a group of students, usually seniors, so they get a new 'yearbook company' pretty much every year. The staff on the yearbook want awards because they look good on college applications.
dugitman
2012-01-07 10:02:12 AM
/oblig
namegoeshere
2012-01-07 10:04:33 AM
dugitman
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[thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x390]
/oblig
He will someday have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
Triskadekaphilia
2012-01-07 10:04:45 AM
"I wanted my daughter to cho(o)se a different photo but she is 18 and doesn't always listen!"
Is she living with you? Are you her mother? Then it's "under my roof, under my rules." You're not her best friend. And WTF is she doing dancing (something tells me it's not ballet or jazz) while she's still in high school?
Parenting FAIL.
miss diminutive
2012-01-07 10:04:57 AM
Chevello
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henryhill: miss diminutive: "I wanted my daughter to cho(o)se a different photo but she is 18 and doesn't always listen!" Miki Spies wrote on Facebook. "Some are upset (th)at the administration is strong-arming the students."
If mom always talks the way she writes then this doesn't really come as a surprise.
WTF are you talking about?
Don't bot(h)er, (s)he's probably n(o)t list(e)ning
Was goin(g) to s(a)y this but you be
e
(a)t me to
o
it.
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-07 10:05:25 AM
dugitman
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[thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x390]
/oblig
I think you found her soulmate.
chaddsfarkprefect
2012-01-07 10:05:36 AM
I guess they really do have awards for everything. It makes us feel good about ourselves; we've been noticed.
/moving to a cave or island
rebelpride644
2012-01-07 10:07:52 AM
Also debating friending her on FB just so I can see more pics...what is this world coming to?
/other than her picture of course
SoCalSurfer
2012-01-07 10:07:57 AM
Ugh puritans
Go be prude somewhere else
CrispFlows
2012-01-07 10:09:35 AM
Why not do two editions? 'Award' and 'Exclusive'?
hitlersbrain
2012-01-07 10:11:02 AM
Mom Miki wrote: "We'll get the ACLU involved if they censor."
I really hope the ACLU chooses their battles better than that.
Eddie Adams from Torrance
2012-01-07 10:12:25 AM
This is the compromise one that the school has suggested.
miss diminutive
2012-01-07 10:13:11 AM
hitlersbrain
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Mom Miki wrote: "We'll get the ACLU involved if they censor."
I really hope the ACLU
choses
their battles better than that.
FTFY
swahnhennessy
2012-01-07 10:16:32 AM
Well, if she wasn't in a porno before, she soon will be.
Gulper Eel
2012-01-07 10:16:57 AM
dugitman
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The parents
Mom
even gave her a headstart with the porn name.
FTFY.
Either that or the baby daddy failed at the most basic job (as per Chris Rock) of keeping his daughter off the pole.
Seriously, when your child is weeks away from being born, how do you sit there like a yutz and not say "um, how about FARK NO" when mom's sitting there rattling off names that came right off the marquee at the local strip joint?
What would be so wrong with naming the little girl Agatha? Or maybe Hortense, Edith, Alma, Agnes...
MycroftHolmes
2012-01-07 10:18:09 AM
miss diminutive
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hitlersbrain: Mom Miki wrote: "We'll get the ACLU involved if they censor."
I really hope the ACLU choses their battles better than that.
FTFY
Are you really trying to get this much mileage out of a typo on the internet? Is that what you need to enforce your superiority over other people. Wow. Ohmygod, someone misspelled a word on Facebook, they must be complete idiots!!!!! Let it go.
trekkiecougar
2012-01-07 10:24:52 AM
The term "attention whore" was created just for this young lady and her mom!
There's a time and place for everything. I have no problems with her pictures per se, but there are parameters for yearbooks, it's not that damn hard to follow them. If she wants to spread the "gloriousness" of herself she can spend her own money and publish her own yearbook dedicated to herself.
dantanner
2012-01-07 10:25:24 AM
Can they publish that she was voted "class slut"?
Outtaphase
2012-01-07 10:27:25 AM
Whatever happened to this:
It's picture day. Dress nice. Get in line. Sit your ass on that stool in front of the blue screen. Smile. *snap* One more in case you were making some doofus face, *snap*. GTFO, you'll see how it looks when they come out.
/Yells at cloud
edmo
2012-01-07 10:27:52 AM
"dressing like a pole dancer"
Remind me to skip the strip clubs next time I'm in Durango. Unless they meant coming and going to work.
BigBooper
2012-01-07 10:30:44 AM
Since she's legal, and way out of my league....
Meh.. she's ok I guess. I suppose I'd do her after a six pack or so.
/knees are very sharp
CrispFlows
2012-01-07 10:30:59 AM
/ Just to cover my base: No, it's not real.
Balchinian
2012-01-07 10:31:45 AM
As much as I think this is a big stink over a non-racy photo, I am afraid that the end result will be that the school will simply decide not to have yearbooks. Can the whole thing, avoid dealing with the bad publicity (and a potential meeting with an ACLU lawyer), avoid future problems caused by whatever precedent got set as a result of this debacle, and save a couple thousand bucks in the process. It is a win-win for the school, and once again the only people who would be out as a result are the students. And they don't count.
CrispFlows
2012-01-07 10:32:10 AM
Link Since it did not post.
(new window)
JoeJitsu
2012-01-07 10:32:35 AM
So the mom tells her to pick a better photo than the slutty one but the daughter defies her and puts it in anyway. Now the mom wants to sic the ACLU on the school for allowing the slutty picture.
High-quality parenting going on there.
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