WTF is with this headline tweakmitter?

/no, I don't

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3. 3 times in the headline, subby thinks that 'alledges' is a word.


/derp

Out yourself, subby.

/admitting you have a problem is the first step
//alledgedly

Tag is for alledged headline

Has C. Feldman really been far even as alledged to use even go want to do look more like?

/How is heddline formed? How subby get greenlite?

styckx: Worst headline of the year candidate.

Worst headline of the year candidate, alledgedly

YOU: molestation may have for me, BUT I : HABE TELL-ALL FOR YOU HA

Corey Feldman is alledged? DON'T DO IT COREY

When he did interviews during the Micheal Jackson trial, he came across as jealous. He defended MJ by basically saying he wasn't molested by him so that boy wasn't either, but I got the vibe that he would have enjoyed that type of attention.

Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"

1) Mambodogfacebananapatchheadline.

2) So now, 26 years after the fact is the time to reveal the identity of a couple of pedos in a tell-all book? After he has been silent and let these guys diddle the kiddies all these years? Dubious.

3) "The Canadian actor is aware of the danger he is putting himself and his family in by naming those who molested him but after losing his good friend Haim he wants to protect his own son." This makes about as much sense as the headline.

Pic alledged unrealizedated.

1-year bannination for subby.

This headline gave me a seizuefdgggggggggggfffffsyp78pva

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simplicimus: Well, I for one, am shocked that there exist a show called "Dancing on Ice". Sounds Canadian to me. As far as the rest, a casting couch is what it is.

I for one, that there exist?

Um, oui former Prime Minister Jean Chretien. Dat dere Englais is hart eh.

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Houston. Home of the second largest French speaking society in America apparently.

bgddy24601: Video of subby at work moments before submitting headline.
/he's a maitre d'

Video of subby at home moments before submitting headline: Link (new window)

Shostie: Is this one of those wrestling threads?


It couldn't be. This is actually the correct tab for wrestling threads.

He's not Canadian. That's the other Corey.

GibbyTheMole: This makes about as much sense as the headline.

Read it again, and I wish Mr. Feldman luck in his pursuit of justice.

Say it ain't true.....

He corey'd him right up the feldman.

AbbeySomeone: WTF is with this headline tweakmitter?

done in one.

Whatever. I believe him. When you've got the Roman Polanskis and Victor Salvas of the world being protected by Hollywood's elite in spite of their predatory assaults and manipulations on pre-teen girls (Roman) and pre-teen boys (Salva)... yeah, I believe him.

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Whatever. I believe him. When you've got the Roman Polanskis and Victor Salvas of the world being protected by Hollywood's elite in spite of their predatory assaults and manipulations on pre-teen girls (Roman) and pre-teen boys (Salva)... yeah, I believe him.

This.

GibbyTheMole: 1) Mambodogfacebananapatchheadline.

2) So now, 26 years after the fact is the time to reveal the identity of a couple of pedos in a tell-all book? After he has been silent and let these guys diddle the kiddies all these years? Dubious.

3) "The Canadian actor is aware of the danger he is putting himself and his family in by naming those who molested him but after losing his good friend Haim he wants to protect his own son." This makes about as much sense as the headline.

I don't know.

How long did it take the Sandusky victims to come out?

The Roman Catholic priest victims to come out?

Was it here on Fark where someone said one of the biggest reasons victims don't come out is not only because how other men will look at them, but because of how the victims are afraid *women* will look at them? And that women don't help because many women can't deal with a man who has been sexually assaulted, he's 'lesser' in their eyes, and if the sexual assault was by another man women feel compelled to leave because they can't get over the feeling that maybe their men are homosexual in some way for it to have happened?

Corey's selling a book, same as MacKenzie Phillip. But the stories about some bad sexual assault shiat happening to both Coreys in the 80s have been around for a long, long time. Surprise! It wasn't all about Michael Jackson, either.

/putting my money on the Schumacher rumors
//i'll eat my hat if Corey actually truly names names in his book

Isn't he inevitably going to name Richard Donner?

I say Feldman being diddled is a small price for Donner's 80s genius.

The typos are due to the swype keyboard, the mistakes made with which follow you around with the tenacity of a grade school permanent record. The abbreviations are due to a 250 character limit. The original headline referenced a lifetime of personal and professional failures while pointing out that if it weren't for said pedos(ephebos, at this age, amirite), he would have been kicked off the c-list immediately after Fox And The Hound. And of course, lets not forget, that if it happened during Lost Boys it means that he wasn't being molested at all, rather probably thought he was gay and was begging for it.

An alternative title would have been "Delusional Hasbeen Successfully Trolls Daily Mail Using "Something With The Stars" And A Hotbutton Issue In Pathetic Bid To Grab 5 More Seconds Of Fame(not a repeat, we swear this time)

Which is more of a trope than a headline and doesn't make fun of his manhood or career.

ExperianScaresCthulhu: I don't know.

How long did it take the Sandusky victims to come out?

The Roman Catholic priest victims to come out?

I hope all the victims come out, then maybe some the old cliches won't be as hard to hide behind.
At least we'll see who the real abusers are, no matter who they are aligned with.

shower_in_my_socks: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Whatever. I believe him.


I do, too. But I'd have a bit more respect for the situation if he wasn't using the whole thing to sell a book. He's ripping the Hollywood system while doing exactly what the system would do -- cash in on farking everything.

That's not exactly fair. He's been saying for years that he was molested. If he has a story to tell that people want to hear, he has the same right as anyone to earn a living from it.

I don't have anything funny to add about sexual abuse against Corey Feldman, so I'm just gonna biatch about Daily Mail trying to sift through US trash stories yet again.