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Former speed drinking world record holder Bob Hawke demonstrates how to win friends and influence people in Australia
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Ghost Roach
2012-01-07 10:58:24 AM
So .... Finally a story to go with the video from Friday
Any excuse to celebrate our heroes, I guess
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-07 11:02:33 AM
Hawkeye did love gin.
medius
2012-01-07 11:02:35 AM
I always knew I would have been big in Australia.
strangeguitar
2012-01-07 11:03:16 AM
I don't know what his politics are, but I love him.
juddcc
2012-01-07 11:06:11 AM
Read the comments on the website...they can't stand this guy.
I thought "Aussie" was Australian for "lush".
And that's! why I was able to have great success with the aussie chicks.
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-07 11:10:05 AM
juddcc
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Read the comments on the website...they can't stand this guy.
I thought "Aussie" was Australian for "lush".
And that's! why I was able to have great success with the aussie chicks.
Thats because your willing to go down and under.
Smidge204
2012-01-07 11:18:09 AM
Zicke, zacke! Zicke, zacke! Hoi! Hoi! Hoi!
LordBollocks
2012-01-07 11:19:13 AM
strangeguitar
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I don't know what his politics are, but I love him.
He's a socialist but this makes up for it
rev. dave
2012-01-07 11:29:32 AM
The first one always goes down the fastest. Light beer is good for this.
quatchi
2012-01-07 11:33:43 AM
fta:
he downed 2 1/2 pints - equivalent to a yard of ale - from a sconce pot in eleven seconds as part of a college penalty.
Australian college sounds awesome.
/Oblig and hot like a walkabout in the outback.
UCFRoadWarrior
2012-01-07 12:10:08 PM
"In his memoirs, Mr Hawke suggested that this single feat may have contributed to his political success more than any other, by endearing him to a voting population with a strong beer culture..."
This may be our problem in America. Two top GOP candidates are either anti-everything or anti-anything
anomen
2012-01-07 12:13:03 PM
damn... his record of 2.5 pints in 11 seconds means he drank a 40 oz in 11 seconds... that's quite a bit of beer damn fast! i assume he was feeling the effects in about 10 minutes later...
medius
2012-01-07 12:23:31 PM
I bet I could have beaten that in my prime, prime minister.
snocone
2012-01-07 12:36:18 PM
A leader that inspires and leads.
What a farking concept.
snocone
2012-01-07 12:37:12 PM
Since I have rented a few beers in my day, I am getting a kick out of,,,
Old-sour-pickle-chips
2012-01-07 12:50:57 PM
He was PM when I was a kid. I love socialists.
bingethinker
2012-01-07 02:20:12 PM
anomen
damn... his record of 2.5 pints in 11 seconds means he drank a 40 oz in 11 seconds... that's quite a bit of beer damn fast! i assume he was feeling the effects in about 10 minutes later...
It was probably real pints - 20 oz. - so that makes it 50 oz. of beer in 11 seconds.
downstairs
2012-01-07 02:57:14 PM
I love Australians
/half Aussie
//professional drunk
D_S_W
2012-01-08 01:08:03 AM
Yeah, we're awesome.
Mock26
2012-01-08 03:48:36 AM
Skolling. Learned a new word today. Thank you, Australia.
nonzero
2012-01-08 04:00:11 AM
quatchi
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fta: he downed 2 1/2 pints - equivalent to a yard of ale - from a sconce pot in eleven seconds as part of a college penalty.
Australian college sounds awesome.
Actually, he was in Oxford at the time (Rhodes scholar). This bloke may well have been our last real left wing Labor PM (Keating has his moments, but the last 2 have been so centrist that I can't bring myself to accuse them of being socialist).
Here's to Hawke, he's tru blue
he's a pisspot through and through
he's a bastard, so they say
tried to go to heaven but he went the other way
Drink it
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Lobes
2012-01-08 08:28:47 AM
HaHa I was there. Was an awesome days play seeing Pup, Punter and Huss destroy the indian bowling attack was epic.
Hawkey was just the icing on the cake, I was about 20m away when it happened. Many beers were drunk that day
thelordofcheese
2012-01-08 10:11:54 AM
His academic achievements were complemented by setting a new world speed record for beer drinking: he downed 2 1/2 pints - equivalent to a yard of ale - from a sconce pot in eleven seconds as part of a college penalty.
I was put on disciplinary probation for doing things like that.
SomethingToDo
2012-01-08 05:56:13 PM
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His academic achievements were complemented by setting a new world speed record for beer drinking: he downed 2 1/2 pints - equivalent to a yard of ale - from a sconce pot in eleven seconds as part of a college penalty.
I was put on disciplinary probation for doing things like that.
At Oxford, the sconce pot _is_ a disciplinary measure.
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