I dunno, subby, I've always sort of wanted her...but only if I get a complimentary Valtrex prescription, too.

"Publicist, alert all the paparazzi that I'll be shopping at Rodeo Drive at approximately 2:30 in a black ensemble, large hat and wig because I want to go unnoticed."

She looks a million times better with dark hair.

PanicMan: She looks a million times better with dark hair.

While she does look better with dark hair, she's still hideous. I wouldn't touch her with your dick, let alone my own (long story, I had the chance and basically ran the hell away).

Fear_and_Loathing: I you don't want to get noticed, don't wear an arse baring skirt, designer glasses, a floppy hat, and 10 inch stilettos. Also avoid the limo.



Rodeo Drive. She blends in.

PanicMan: She looks a million times better with dark hair.

I think her natural color is brown, although not as dark as this...some women do not understand that our hair is a certain color for a reason (except for gray hair which I intend to cover up whenever that happens).

Fear_and_Loathing: Try a grungy baseball hat, an old tee shirt, some ratty jeans, old sneakers and drive a 1970's Gremlin or a Geo Metro.

Gremlin is too old now, gearheads will pay attention.
Any 10-15 year old economy car will do.
Metro was a good choice though.

If she wasn't everything I hate personified as a person I'd be all over that. Who am I kidding... It's called a hate fark.

PizzaJedi81: I dunno, subby, I've always sort of wanted her...but only if I get a complimentary Valtrex prescription, too.

I fell into this camp after seeing her in Repo: The Genetic Opera.

Who wants herpes?

Is that dork in the picture trying to show us his I.Q.?

You can't dye away the skank.

BarbadoSlim: Who wants herpes?

If I only had 42 pounds of pure, pharmaceutical grade cocaine, I'm pretty sure I could get her in the sack....

Nice legs.

She's still not THAT attractive.

Now if she would gain a solid 20lbs she may start looking attractive.

InmanRoshi: "Publicist, alert all the paparazzi that I'll be shopping at Rodeo Drive at approximately 2:30 in a black ensemble, large hat and wig because I want to go unnoticed."

Always seems to get in the news when trying to get publicity.

DrippinBalls: Afrojack? WTF?

/so she's doing dark dork now

Please address him by his honorific, DJ.

I'd hit it. She's filthy (in both good and bad ways) and pretty terrible in general, but I bet she'd be fun.

She'd look better with white streaks in her hair.

/I've got the "dye"

INeedAName: I'd hit it. She's filthy (in both good and bad ways) and pretty terrible in general, but I bet she'd be fun just lay there and talk on the phone.

ftfy

jmr61: In no way am I frightened by my desire for Ms.Hilton.

I'd eat every inch of her.

Careful, you may end up looking like this:

She looks great in that wig. Too bad about the herpes.

H. W. Plainview: If she wasn't everything I hate personified as a person I'd be all over that. Who am I kidding... It's called a hate fark.

I thought the term "hate fark" referred to two people who can't stand each other to the point of balling their brains out. Can an encounter be a hate fark if the hate is unilateral? (I'm assuming that PH is indifferent to you.)

She's #1 on my list of women I'd like to hatefark.

If she pays for my herpes meds the rest of my life I would not mind

Within a month of each other, I had two... TWO women admit to me on a popular online dating site that they had genital herpes and "am I ok with that?"

[Delete] *click*

She does look better that way.

INeedAName: I'd hit it. She's filthy (in both good and bad ways) and pretty terrible in general, but I bet she'd be fun.

You do know there is a way for you to see exactly what she's like in bed, right?

SnakeMan: OK, not to defend Paris Hilton, but for everyone making herpes references, I invite you to research the infection rates in the U.S. (new window) You may be in for a shock.

Not everyone who has it is a skank.

Holy shiat. 48% of all black women in the USA. That's... man, that's just amazing.

Macular Degenerate: Within a month of each other, I had two... TWO women admit to me on a popular online dating site that they had genital herpes and "am I ok with that?"

[Delete] *click*

pfft...that's called "breaking the ice" man. double bag it, you're good to go. ;-)

BarbadoSlim: Who wants herpes?

Yup. Pretty girl, but I'll pass.

Fear_and_Loathing: I you don't want to get noticed, don't wear an arse baring skirt, designer glasses, a floppy hat, and 10 inch stilettos. Also avoid the limo.

Try a grungy baseball hat, an old tee shirt, some ratty jeans, old sneakers and drive a 1970's Gremlin or a Geo Metro.

No, a Ford Taurus. Metros are rare enough to get you noticed. Laughed at, but noticed.

Meh, still do not want.

I think it goes a few levels above "sort of want".

The bugeye shades do a great job of hiding her lazy eye and general tard-face, which I find more unattractive than the presence of a very widespread and manageable STI.

galactus5000: PanicMan: She looks a million times better with dark hair.

While she does look better with dark hair, she's still hideous. I wouldn't touch her with your dick, let alone my own (long story, I had the chance and basically ran the hell away).

I don't know if it's bullshiat I smell, or my new hero.

SnakeMan: Not everyone who has it is a skank.

I used to work with this douche that was basically a hipster man-whore. I knew one of his old GFs and I ran into her at a bar, and she was drunk, and she told me he gave her the herp.

Then another girl from work admitted to me he also gave it to her, and I know at least two other girls that banged him that quite possibly have it now. One of them definitely not a ho.