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(Sun Sentinel)   Greenacres woman accused of having sex with a 15-year-old, making hotscakes that are inedible   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 81
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2012-01-07 07:26:15 AM
Sounds like the place to be. Although, farm living is the life for me: land spreading out so far and wide.
 
2012-01-07 08:26:03 AM
I like how they included a blurb about a man kidnapping and assaulting a 12 year old girl; because that's the same thing as a 15 year old boy voluntarily being 'victimized' 19 times by an older woman. Fine journalism there.
 
2012-01-07 08:29:43 AM
sharetv.org
that show was incredibly sly and hip when it wanted to be.
 
2012-01-07 08:31:15 AM
img82.imageshack.us
it also predicted the modern politician.
 
2012-01-07 10:03:22 AM
www.sun-sentinel.com

Ralph?
 
2012-01-07 10:19:13 AM
"I get allergic smelling ho!"
 
2012-01-07 10:19:16 AM

FredaDeStilleto: Sounds like the place to be. Although, farm living is the life for me: land spreading out so far and wide.



Looks like the land is not the only thing spreading far and wide....
 
2012-01-07 10:20:18 AM
She's gonna have to wear one of those electronificated bracelets.
 
2012-01-07 10:21:39 AM
19 times and he's a victim? More likely his mommy found out about it and turned in the "rapist" to keep the boy home. After all, after 19 times, he may have picked up a few pointers and maybe mommy is very lonely. Any way you slice it, this is very suspicious.
 
2012-01-07 10:22:39 AM

AbbeySomeone: I like how they included a blurb about a man kidnapping and assaulting a 12 year old girl; because that's the same thing as a 15 year old boy voluntarily being 'victimized' 19 times by an older woman. Fine journalism there.



I think in the print version it included references to Darfur and the Black Death.
 
2012-01-07 10:23:00 AM
Well, greenacres is the place to b...clicks link, GAuH! why subby , why?
 
2012-01-07 10:23:25 AM
assets.nydailynews.com

19 times?

19 times.
 
2012-01-07 10:23:43 AM
Well, if Mr. Kimball wasn't available what was she supposed to do?
 
2012-01-07 10:25:21 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: She's gonna have to wear one of those electronificated bracelets.


The hard part will be climbing up that pole to call her parole officer.
 
2012-01-07 10:28:59 AM

Mr. Right: 19 times and he's a victim? More likely his mommy found out about it and turned in the "rapist" to keep the boy home. After all, after 19 times, he may have picked up a few pointers and maybe mommy is very lonely. Any way you slice it, this is very suspicious.


Mommy's pissed off at her former friend. You live in a trailer and a friend or family member pisses you off? Get the law involved, that'll learn 'em.
 
2012-01-07 10:29:57 AM
More proof that a 15 year old would stick his dick in a blender.
 
2012-01-07 10:30:21 AM
Still loved this show.
 
2012-01-07 10:31:26 AM
www.sun-sentinel.com

Fake blonde frowns on your shenanigans.
 
2012-01-07 10:33:56 AM

AbbeySomeone: I like how they included a blurb about a man kidnapping and assaulting a 12 year old girl; because that's the same thing as a 15 year old boy voluntarily being 'victimized' 19 times by an older woman. Fine journalism there.


I was going to make this comment. The article said consensual sex and the rape of a 12 yr old were similar. The only similarity is that this woman and the guy who raped the girl were on the same street.
 
2012-01-07 10:34:12 AM
A 15-year old boy will hump pretty much anything. Any by anything I mean leathery old women, Penny's catalogs, couch cushions, dirty laundry, sand castles, power tools, etc.
 
2012-01-07 10:36:52 AM
Ah-liv-ur!
 
2012-01-07 10:36:58 AM
Try to read this page on Eva Gabor's recipes without laughing.

http://www.tvacres.com/food_menus_lisa.htm (new window)

"To make toast, Lisa placed two pieces of bread in the toaster and them placed the toaster in the oven... Once, Lisa baked Oliver a cake whose contents included an earring, one of Oliver's neckties, a salt shaker, a spoon, and a thermometer."

I think I just hurt myself.
 
2012-01-07 10:39:00 AM
Excuse me, Subby, but I believe Lisa pronounced it "Hotch-cakes".

But I might be wrong.

Wrong like when a farmer takes a seed and lovingly plants it in the red loam of America. Wrong like when the rains gently bathe that seed. Wrong like when the crops burst forth in the warmth of a sun-washed Spring...
 
2012-01-07 10:40:59 AM
That biatch is 38?!?!?
 
2012-01-07 10:47:03 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: Excuse me, Subby, but I believe Lisa pronounced it "Hotch-cakes".

But I might be wrong.

Wrong like when a farmer takes a seed and lovingly plants it in the red loam of America. Wrong like when the rains gently bathe that seed. Wrong like when the crops burst forth in the warmth of a sun-washed Spring...


literally
 
2012-01-07 10:48:01 AM

Ontos: That biatch is 38?!?!?


getting allergic smelling hay can really take it out of a gal.
 
2012-01-07 10:48:13 AM
My favorite character: t0.gstatic.com

I also liked the contractor brothers.
 
2012-01-07 10:48:57 AM
I'd Pitchfork Her...

www.maggiore.net
 
2012-01-07 10:49:30 AM

Ontos: That biatch is 38?!?!?


That's a hard-living 38, right there
 
2012-01-07 10:53:15 AM
That was a very interesting article. Well, not 'very' interesting, but...

//a poor imitation of Mr. Kimball, I know
//Well, not that poor, but...
 
2012-01-07 10:54:18 AM
On second thought, how do we even know these allegations are true? Maybe the mother is pissed off at this gal and coerced the boy into making this sh*t up. I really don't believe half of these stories.
 
2012-01-07 10:57:15 AM
I was also just going to say that's a really hard 38 too.

If I were 15 though and she was reasonably nice, bought booze for me and didn't smell like an ashtray and her trailer wasn't a garbage dump, I'd have probably hit that.
 
2012-01-07 10:57:35 AM
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
Don't forget me, I begged
I remember you said,
"Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead,
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead, "
Yeah
 
2012-01-07 11:01:31 AM
Yep...

i43.photobucket.comi43.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-07 11:02:04 AM
That's a hard 38. Damn... and I just turned 39. I don't look that old, do i?
 
2012-01-07 11:08:47 AM
Want to touch the Haney!
 
2012-01-07 11:09:29 AM
She's a painter (new window).

/if this is her
 
2012-01-07 11:10:06 AM

Trance750: Ontos: That biatch is 38?!?!?

That's a hard-living 38, right there



She looks like she has quit-smoking hair. It's like dead-frizzy smoker hair but on its way back. Actually on further viewing it could even be non-smoker hair but only looks like quit-smoking hair because of her death-palor smoker face, but that might only be the no makeup and frowning mug shot face. Conclusion, I'm going to say non-smoker but that stupid frown is making her look like crap.
 
2012-01-07 11:12:12 AM

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: She's a painter (new window).

/if this is her


Ahh, the Thomas Kinkade of Palm Beach...
 
2012-01-07 11:14:03 AM

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: She's a painter (new window).

/if this is her


Then she needs to put some of that skill to work with a makeup brush!
 
2012-01-07 11:14:07 AM

Desmo: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: She's a painter (new window).

/if this is her

Ahh, the Thomas Kinkade of Palm Beach...


Who is Diane Prater? (new window)
www.creativespawn.net

/not sure
 
2012-01-07 11:16:21 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: "I get allergic smelling ho!"


"I just adore a Penthouse view..."
 
2012-01-07 11:16:53 AM
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-01-07 11:18:03 AM
Subby, there are so many directions you could have went with the headline, and you chose the best.



I'd have torn that shiat up when I was 15.
 
2012-01-07 11:21:09 AM

JoeJitsu: HotIgneous Intruder: She's gonna have to wear one of those electronificated bracelets.

The hard part will be climbing up that pole to call her parole officer.



You bastard, I almost choked on Cap N Crunch.
 
2012-01-07 11:21:21 AM
Shame on her! And not even a teacher!

/probably looks better when she's smiling
 
2012-01-07 11:26:34 AM

Desmo: Yep...

[i43.photobucket.com image 300x440][i43.photobucket.com image 300x401]


Exactly what I was thinking!
 
2012-01-07 11:27:24 AM
www.sitcomsonline.com

Two more victims have come forward claiming sexual assault by Prater.
 
2012-01-07 11:29:46 AM
This never would have happened in Petticoat Junction
 
2012-01-07 11:32:29 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: Excuse me, Subby, but I believe Lisa pronounced it "Hotch-cakes".

But I might be wrong.

Wrong like when a farmer takes a seed and lovingly plants it in the red loam of America. Wrong like when the rains gently bathe that seed. Wrong like when the crops burst forth in the warmth of a sun-washed Spring...


... does anyone else hear a fife?
 
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