"But now parent you are going to have to pay a couple thousand bucks."

Who proofread this?

The Attorney General's office says Disney officials told them they are not conducting auditions in Maine.

That right there deserves another Obvious tag.

It's not like Maine is a hotbed for future showbiz talent. They got the accents all wrong theah.

I've heard these types of radio ads before, they're ultra high-paced and annoying, and they repeat the 1-800- number 20 times in the ad, and that's no exaggeration.

Not only that, but I don't think that pair of sweaty panties that dude by the dumpster sold me were ever really worn by Selena Gomez. That's twenty bucks I'm never getting back...

leftymcrighty: I've heard these types of radio ads before, they're ultra high-paced and annoying, and they repeat the 1-800- number 20 times in the ad, and that's no exaggeration.

They were airing them most of December in the Canton area. I wonder though, if the AG knows and can warn that it is a scan, why don't they ever drive down there and arrest the lot of them. I know it is extra paper work, but it could be an easy one case-wise and nice little front page fodder.

McBotulism: Not only that, but I don't think that pair of sweaty panties that dude by the dumpster sold me were ever really worn by Selena Gomez. That's twenty bucks I'm never getting back...

Don't feel bad. That dude fooled us all.

Is it me or does this article have 'outsourced to India' written all over it?

McBotulism: Not only that, but I don't think that pair of sweaty panties that dude by the dumpster sold me were ever really worn by Selena Gomez. That's twenty bucks I'm never getting back...

They're real to me, dammit!

I thought everyone knew that all those Disney kids are genetically propagated in a cloning lab in South Orlando?

and all those specimens are usually propagated off of DNA strain derived from Frankie and Annette and Mickey Rooney.

They rarely ever introduce new genetic code unless the original strains start to break down as we have seen with the Lohanian and Spearsian specimens.

This is why they have sent Gomez (Specimen DS-381993-3) after Bieber. It's simply to secure fresh genetic material for the breeding and cloning program.

Man promising Disney acting jobs seen driving away from the hotel in this:

Ugh, those ads have been playing on a loop for days. If you listen closely, the advertiser never actually says that they're affiliated with Disney; it's more like "How would your child like to be on TV just like all their favorite Disney Channel stars?" and then goes on to list about a half-dozen of them. Pretty ballsy of the scammers to try that.

Also can't help but notice that it's pretty much the same voice as that ass who was flogging the "National Star Registry" scam a few years back. Are all these fake companies just one guy?