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davidphogan
2012-01-07 03:10:29 AM
LaLions is fun to say.
 
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
2012-01-07 10:01:55 AM
LAJaguars? LAVikings?
 
Grote-Man [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 10:11:42 AM
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: LAJaguars? LAVikings?

More likely LAChargers or LARams
 
Outlaw2097
2012-01-07 10:12:52 AM
it was good while it LaAsted
 
Soon Right Away
2012-01-07 10:16:13 AM
Anyone else read the headline in the voice of Ace Ventura?

/lahoo zahur
 
wombatsrus
2012-01-07 10:24:56 AM
greenandgrain.com

Ready to sue all of y'all for trademark infringement.
 
skrame
2012-01-07 11:39:31 AM
It's lafunny because he's lablack!
 
myinternetname
2012-01-07 12:02:00 PM
skrame: It's lafunny because he's lablack!

+1 would read again
 
oldsbone [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 12:15:52 PM
As an Oregon fan, I'm sad to see him go. However, the way the NFL is going, QB's, lock-down corners, pass rushers, and blind-side tackles are the premium positions. Running backs are becoming interchangeable cogs (unless you're Maurice Jones-Drew, Marshawn Lynch, or Adrian Peterson). 3rd round is probably as high as anyone not named Trent Richardson is going to go. He might as well leave now, he's not going to improve his stock.

/Kenjon Barner is staying, right?
 
bukketmaster
2012-01-07 12:45:23 PM
He's a hell of a player but these hybrid names are still stupid.

"Hey honey, if our kid's a boy, let's name it Michael"
"Michael's boring"
"What about LaMichael?"
"Ooh, that sounds French, and all classy and s**t. Like those buffets with them skrimps."
"Word."

/ok, that was a little racist
 
rocky_howard
2012-01-07 01:09:14 PM
Why do black people use these bogus names? LaMarcus, LaMichael, JaMarcus, LeBron... WTF is wrong with them people?
 
foo monkey
2012-01-07 01:31:13 PM
rocky_howard: Why do black people use these bogus names? LaMarcus, LaMichael, JaMarcus, LeBron... WTF is wrong with them people?

You've la'answered your own question.
 
Cosmoboy
2012-01-07 01:33:31 PM
oldsbone: As an Oregon fan, I'm sad to see him go. However, the way the NFL is going, QB's, lock-down corners, pass rushers, and blind-side tackles are the premium positions. Running backs are becoming interchangeable cogs (unless you're Maurice Jones-Drew, Marshawn Lynch, or Adrian Peterson). 3rd round is probably as high as anyone not named Trent Richardson is going to go. He might as well leave now, he's not going to improve his stock.

/Kenjon Barner is staying, right?

Yes, and it will be a couple years before we lose De Anthony Thomas.

/looking forward to the DeAnthony Deenters the DeDraft headline.
 
IlGreven
2012-01-07 01:54:42 PM
Grote-Man: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: LAJaguars? LAVikings?

More likely LAChargers or LARams

It might make LaBrowns' first pick pretty interesting...unless they decide to go for RGIII which would be LaGrievous mistake on the part of LaHolmgren...

/And not in LaStar Wars Droid General way, either...
 
FrancoFile
2012-01-07 02:47:01 PM
rocky_howard: Why do black people use these bogus names? LaMarcus, LaMichael, JaMarcus, LeBron... WTF is wrong with them people?

Brytynny, Braydyn, and Jaydyn nod in approval.
 
The Smails Kid
2012-01-07 02:57:59 PM
THE DASH DON'T BE SILENT!
 
yookaloco [TotalFark]
2012-01-07 03:12:56 PM
We should have a contest, make up our own back African American hybrid names, and the worst gets all the Funny buttons.

I'll start (and likely be the only one)

JerShawn CarPablo.
 
Droog8912
2012-01-07 03:16:33 PM
rocky_howard: Why do black people use these bogus names? LaMarcus, LaMichael, JaMarcus, LeBron... WTF is wrong with them people?

Because they don't want to be white and would rather saddle their child with a name detrimental to their future employment opportunities.
 
Komplex
2012-01-07 03:51:58 PM
Droog8912: rocky_howard: Why do black people use these bogus names? LaMarcus, LaMichael, JaMarcus, LeBron... WTF is wrong with them people?

Because they don't want to be white and would rather saddle their child with a name detrimental to their future employment opportunities.

You mean like Barack?
 
RenownedCurator
2012-01-07 03:53:48 PM
Utah has a lot of weird La-hybrids as well, more on older people though. I can't understand the mentality that thinks these are attractive names -- though in this case it's mostly "Isn't La feminine? At least name the kid LeMichael if you have to tart it up."
 
bukketmaster
2012-01-07 04:41:49 PM
Komplex: Droog8912: rocky_howard: Why do black people use these bogus names? LaMarcus, LaMichael, JaMarcus, LeBron... WTF is wrong with them people?

Because they don't want to be white and would rather saddle their child with a name detrimental to their future employment opportunities.

You mean like Barack?

No, more like LeBarack or Barackshwan
 
Pratty
2012-01-07 05:21:56 PM
It'd be cool if the Bengals got him.
 
pjlawrence81
2012-01-07 05:28:00 PM
See what you started, subby? You proud of yourself? LaFark you.
 
srhp29
2012-01-07 08:44:55 PM
LaMichael had a great career. Had he come back, he almost definitely sets the all time NCAA rushing mark, but he should go get paid. The Ducks will be fine, Kenjon is probably as good and the best offensively player on the team is still there, DeAnthony Thomas.
 
mahoot
2012-01-07 08:58:12 PM
chickenpotpiess.com
 
OutsiderJ
2012-01-07 09:06:43 PM
Why do blacks have to put "LA" or "JA" before normal (usually) names.

How long until there's a "LaTodd" or "JaFrank"
 
Devo
2012-01-07 09:55:44 PM
No worse than naming your kid Blain or Ashton.
 
pjlawrence81
2012-01-07 11:31:20 PM
OutsiderJ: Why do blacks have to put "LA" or "JA" before normal (usually) names.

How long until there's a "LaTodd" or "JaFrank"

U sound mad, bro. What did blacks do to you?
 
Pratty
2012-01-08 12:13:11 AM
I don't get all the hate for the naming?
 
The Ghost of Tom Ace
2012-01-08 12:34:52 AM
Challenge: Come up with the whitest names you can think of, and add 'La' in front of them.

/LaTrevor
///LaBradley
////LaPreston

etc.
 
bingethinker [TotalFark]
2012-01-08 12:37:04 AM
LaMichael? I think I know his sister, Sudafed.
 
Pratty
2012-01-08 01:10:17 AM
The Ghost of Tom Ace: Challenge: Come up with the whitest names you can think of, and add 'La' in front of them.

/LaTrevor
///LaBradley
////LaPreston

etc.

LaBob?
 
The Gentleman Caller
2012-01-08 01:27:00 AM
Goddamn there's some LAmorons in this thread who just don't get that the world ain't about them.

/Lafark off
//Lafarkin white people
 
TomD9938
2012-01-08 01:29:28 AM
The Ghost of Tom Ace: Challenge: Come up with the whitest names you can think of, and add 'La' in front of them.

LaChayim

/sort of "off-white"...
 
expobill
2012-01-08 10:31:10 AM
LaAmes
 
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