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Study finds high-fat foods cause brain scarring -- but that's cool, zombie chicks dig brain scars
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davidphogan
2012-01-07 12:19:10 AM
Fatty foods can't be worse than crayons.
/hot like marge
Happy Hours
2012-01-07 12:40:47 AM
Well, I misread that headline
AmorousRedDragon
2012-01-07 12:52:14 AM
Remember fellas, if you wanna hook up with hot zombie tail like this, just eat plenty of fast food.
(you run slower that way)
BlippityBleep
2012-01-07 12:54:33 AM
still no studies on whether being an authoritarian douchebag is caused by or causes brain damage. It's one of the two.
elffster
2012-01-07 12:57:59 AM
I will stop shoving french fries up my nose when I damn well feel like it..
encyclopediaplushuman
2012-01-07 12:58:56 AM
High fat processed foods or just all high-fat foods...like nuts and olive oil?
Maechyll
2012-01-07 12:59:41 AM
AmorousRedDragon
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hot zombie tail
I have the weirdest boner right now...
Sabyen91
2012-01-07 01:01:29 AM
You know, I am a big proponent of science but food science is almost a joke.
/Eat eggs
//Or not, if you want to live
///Or do if you want to live
///Mmm, eggs.
MrEricSir
2012-01-07 01:06:19 AM
Except so far this could be limited to rats, and it's not entirely clear what (if anything) the "brain scarring" does.
Pretty lame "science" reporting.
ComicBookGuy
2012-01-07 01:11:23 AM
Well, that explains Tea Partiers.
Jensaarai
2012-01-07 01:13:37 AM
encyclopediaplushuman
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High fat processed foods or just all high-fat foods...like nuts and olive oil?
How dare you have a nuanced view of these things. It's FAT = BAD! month. Next month it'll be "CARBS = BAD!"
At least we haven't gone full Denmark yet.
encyclopediaplushuman
2012-01-07 01:20:52 AM
Jensaarai
:
encyclopediaplushuman: High fat processed foods or just all high-fat foods...like nuts and olive oil?
How dare you have a nuanced view of these things. It's FAT = BAD! month. Next month it'll be "CARBS = BAD!"
At least we haven't gone full Denmark yet.
And the sign says brain-scarred fatty people, need not a..pp...app...lll..y...
DrBenway
2012-01-07 01:26:33 AM
I've had it up to here with these so-called "experts" and their anti-bacon "science"!
CrispFlows
2012-01-07 01:55:33 AM
MrEricSir
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Except so far this could be limited to rats, and it's not entirely clear what (if anything) the "brain scarring" does.
Pretty lame "science" reporting.
wambu
2012-01-07 02:24:47 AM
Eating sugary and starchy food (like honey-glazed potato chips) cancels out the effect, so enjoy.
FatalDischarge
2012-01-07 02:35:59 AM
I'm glad I smoke enough weed to offset the two.
sparkeyjames
2012-01-07 03:18:50 AM
But but but Bacon? :(
gleaningtheboob
2012-01-07 03:23:21 AM
Stupid study is stupid. People these days are fat because of the sugar in our diets not the fat.
Here's
(new window) the proof.
While long, about 90 minutes, this is maybe the best lecture, and lecturer, I've ever heard. Seriously. Dr. Lustig explains this stuff really clearly. At about 45 minutes though he gets into heavy bio-chemistry. So, if you just want the gist, watch the first 45 minutes and the last 10 or 15.
gleaningtheboob
2012-01-07 03:32:39 AM
OK, reading TFA, the link
is
with high fat foods. Even so, fats aren't the present danger. Neither is cholesterol (also explained in the link above). It's all about sugar.
In a nutshell, don't drink your sugar (soda, fruit juice, etc.). Glucose (carbohydrates) is good. Fructose is bad. Only get fructose with the fiber (eating a fruit, not drinking its juice). HFCS and sugar are the same.
Werepig
2012-01-07 03:33:21 AM
ITT: a bunch of farkers who didn't read the article and/or don't want to believe that eating crap food can be bad for you
profplump
2012-01-07 03:36:42 AM
gleaningtheboob
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People these days are fat because of
the sugar in our diets not the fat.
unfettered access to high-calorie, good-tasting food. That is not the traditional state for humans and are not well-suited such environments.
I'm not saying we can't do things to change that, or that reducing sugar intake isn't one of those things, I'm just saying it's a broader problem than "food X is bad".
DrBenway
2012-01-07 03:54:55 AM
Werepig
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ITT: a bunch of farkers who didn't read the article and/or don't want to believe that eating crap food can be bad for you
That's the joke.
gleaningtheboob
2012-01-07 03:56:45 AM
profplump
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I'm not saying we can't do things to change that, or that reducing sugar intake isn't one of those things, I'm just saying it's a broader problem than "food X is bad".
It is actually that narrow. Really. The proof is
here
(new window). If you're curious, it's worth the hour and a half.
Your thinking is correct though regarding processed foods. Aside from the preservatives, sugar is also used to extend shelf life by expelling water. This is also explained in the link above.
profplump
2012-01-07 04:49:45 AM
gleaningtheboob
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It is actually that narrow. Really.
You're misunderstanding. I'm not saying you're wrong about the biochemistry, I'm just saying that "sugar is widely available" is part of a larger change in human development -- in the past that sugar wasn't so easily available, and so as animals we are poorly adapted to the current situation.
My point is just that if you solve this problem by saying "don't day sugar" you're ignoring the larger problem of "now that we can easily eat whatever we want we will make choices that poorly suit our biology".
profplump
2012-01-07 04:50:30 AM
"don't eat sugar"
I'm not sure where that "day" bit came from.
gleaningtheboob
2012-01-07 05:09:40 AM
profplump
:
"don't eat sugar"
I agree that there are larger issues. In my opinion, and in the opinion of others much more knowledgeable than myself, the most important issue is that if we really look at our basic nutritional needs and the amount of energy, land, water, etc. it takes to meet them, then we should all be vegetarians. The amount of meat and fish we eat, for numerous reasons, is ruining the world. And with the system in place, you have two classes of people: the overfed and the underfed.
That said, the immediate dangers of epidemic obesity can apparently be solved if we drastically reduce our sugar intake. Convincing people not to drink their sugar would probably be a lot easier than convincing them not to eat meat more than once a month.
profplump
2012-01-07 05:21:53 AM
gleaningtheboob
:
if we really look at our basic nutritional needs and the amount of energy, land, water, etc. it takes to meet them, then we should all be vegetarians
If we really look at our basic nutritional needs, and the resources available on this planet, we should all develop the capacity for photosynthesis. Eating plants requires dedicating huge amounts of solar energy and land to their development, not the mention the energy, material, and human costs of agriculture and the related transport of food. If we all just grew leaves and stood in the sun for a few hours a day none of that would be necessary, and no one would go hungry.
/ And if we were really eco-minded we'd just develop internal fusion and forget this whole "outside energy" idea
Nogale
2012-01-07 05:58:58 AM
These findings are interesting, but I'm concerned that they will be twisted into another excuse for why people just "can't" lose weight.
A General Disdain For All Of Humanity
2012-01-07 06:37:59 AM
Go read the book "Wheat Belly".
It's all about the wheat you shouldn't eat.
SwiftFox
2012-01-07 07:28:03 AM
A General Disdain For All Of Humanity
:
Go read the book "Wheat Belly".
It's all about the wheat you shouldn't eat.
Ban all Bread
rev. dave
2012-01-07 07:30:07 AM
gleaningtheboob
:
Stupid study is stupid. People these days are fat because of the sugar in our diets not the fat.
Here's (new window) the proof.
I came here to point out that the article mentioned high-fat diet and then mentioned obese people without any quoted link to the 2. I think this is because of the myths that have been spread about the causes of obesity.
The causes happen as much in the liver and the pancreas as in the brain. The manufactured and processed foods are confusing the hell out of the endocrine system, this is why we are fat. The solution to the obesity problem in this country will lie in reforming the FDA and unlinking it from the agriculture industry. We are fat because of government corruption. We are fat because of lobbyists convincing the stupid lawmakers to allow industry to poison our food with artificial chemicals which prevent us from feeling full and make us crave more. Everywhere the US has sent its junk food has seen a rise in obesity and diabetes.
Lord Farkwad
2012-01-07 08:19:07 AM
Not the teeth, Tammy
FuryOfFirestorm
2012-01-07 08:42:47 AM
Well, Doritos are sharp and pointy...
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-07 10:04:06 AM
What is it with all the zombies being as fast as Carl Lewis.
CrispFlows
2012-01-07 10:13:26 AM
gleaningtheboob
:
Stupid study is stupid. People these days are fat because of the sugar in our diets not the fat.
Here's (new window) the proof.
While long, about 90 minutes, this is maybe the best lecture, and lecturer, I've ever heard. Seriously. Dr. Lustig explains this stuff really clearly. At about 45 minutes though he gets into heavy bio-chemistry. So, if you just want the gist, watch the first 45 minutes and the last 10 or 15.
Gee, no surprise,
no caption
. I'd be one of the few that would watch the entire thing and I get denied access, much like a wheelchair bound person access to a building.
Did you know the most commonly non-captioned shows are usually educational ones since they can easily demonstrate 'undue burden' on the budget to caption the show, even though there are government funds for it?
Chevello
2012-01-07 10:19:34 AM
encyclopediaplushuman
:
Jensaarai: encyclopediaplushuman: High fat processed foods or just all high-fat foods...like nuts and olive oil?
How dare you have a nuanced view of these things. It's FAT = BAD! month. Next month it'll be "CARBS = BAD!"
At least we haven't gone full Denmark yet.
And the sign says brain-scarred fatty people, need not a..pp...app...lll..y...
So I tucked the fat up under my hat, and I went in to ask him why
Ithaca_StLondon
2012-01-07 01:18:44 PM
Jensaarai
:
encyclopediaplushuman:
At least we haven't gone full Denmark yet.
What is full Denmark, please?
Jon iz teh kewl
2012-01-07 03:56:50 PM
wambu
:
Eating sugary and starchy food (like honey-glazed potato chips) cancels out the effect, so enjoy.
Pizza counts too. Cause pizza cancels out all effects. Of anything.. Cause it's REAL special.
Fark Me To Tears
2012-01-07 06:21:11 PM
(* sigh*)
Well... I tend to believe we are what we eat, which is why I'm a pussy and most of you are dicks.
XD
Grotesk
2012-01-07 06:46:16 PM
Well, that explains it; I
am
a high-fat food.
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