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Britain's. Strongest. Schoolgirl.
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AirForceVet
2012-01-06 11:17:35 PM
I was expecting to wind up on Page 3.
/Impressive.
//Most impressive.
FlashHarry
2012-01-07 12:41:07 AM
i love how you can't see the ends of the barbell. knowing it's the sun, i'm sure there are a couple of guys out of frame holding that thing up.
Errk
2012-01-07 01:46:42 AM
I guess there aren't any Samoan teenaged girls in Britain...
LoneWolf343
2012-01-07 02:03:19 AM
16, my ass. She's in her 30s, at least.
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers
2012-01-07 02:03:28 AM
Cammy?
OhioUGrad
2012-01-07 02:03:37 AM
I was expecting her to look like those female body builders you see in those competitions on ESPN...she just looks toned and flat...and doesn't have a totally manish face
Porous Horace
2012-01-07 02:05:11 AM
Excellent! They've found an actual 3rd paractical use for a woman!
Atomic Spunk
2012-01-07 02:05:29 AM
She bench pressed 110 lbs and that's a record? I don't mean to sound all ITG, but c'mon.
Obtuse_Otter
2012-01-07 02:10:45 AM
Britain's strongest woman that isn't fugly and unmarketable
aerojockey
2012-01-07 02:13:06 AM
Yes I would.
/legal age in UK
FunkOut
2012-01-07 02:13:42 AM
Her dad runs a removals firm. I love British phrase. I'm imagining they remove anything and everything.
"Wrecked car? Toxic Waste? Unwanted limb? Evil mother-in-law? Tumour? 50 dead cats? We'll remove it!"
calbert
2012-01-07 02:13:55 AM
much better link
(new window)
better article
better pics
Gwendolyn
2012-01-07 02:14:42 AM
Anyone else notice the resemblance?
NiKanA
2012-01-07 02:15:37 AM
FlashHarry
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i love how you can't see the ends of the barbell. knowing it's the sun, i'm sure there are a couple of guys out of frame holding that thing up.
It's only 35kgs (~77lbs) in that image. There's girls her age in China half her size lifting 2-3x that amount.
Dreadskull
2012-01-07 02:17:16 AM
Atomic Spunk
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She bench pressed 110 lbs and that's a record? I don't mean to sound all ITG, but c'mon.
I guess English girls are weak
Omahawg
2012-01-07 02:18:16 AM
pfft. i can lift a bottle of beer. several of them, even. one after the other.
9beers
2012-01-07 02:19:00 AM
She's legal in the majority of the USA.
just saying
dai the flu
2012-01-07 02:19:16 AM
FlashHarry
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i love how you can't see the ends of the barbell. knowing it's the sun, i'm sure there are a couple of guys out of frame holding that thing up.
It wouldn't make for a very good photo if she was red in the face with veins popping trying to lift her full potential (optimistically speaking).
/would let her hit me.
Ishidan
2012-01-07 02:20:57 AM
Atomic Spunk
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She bench pressed 110 lbs and that's a record? I don't mean to sound all ITG, but c'mon.
I thought I had dropped a digit, too, especially since her deadlift and overall numbers were much more impressive. Otherwise, yeah, I've seen teenaged girls press more than that.
/of course the ones I saw WERE Samoan
HairBolus
2012-01-07 02:21:19 AM
Insert sexual/sexist comment here.
Too bad she is white which prevents the racist comments.
fusillade762
2012-01-07 02:21:39 AM
Gwendolyn
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[widbox.com image 236x315]
Anyone else notice the resemblance?
Yes! I thought that, too. She even seems to have the slight gap in her front teeth.
wambu
2012-01-07 02:22:07 AM
She can't be but so strong - she still has visible natural boobs.
picodenico
2012-01-07 02:22:53 AM
Not bad.....
MouserMusing
2012-01-07 02:23:23 AM
aerojockey
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Yes I would.
/legal age in UK
Just don't come back to the States if you expect to walk out of the airport without handcuffs and an escort to jail.
Gordon Bennett
2012-01-07 02:23:45 AM
aerojockey
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Yes I would.
/legal age in UK
As would I, but the whole time I'd be worried she might clench up and wrench my cock off.
Gwendolyn
2012-01-07 02:24:13 AM
calbert
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much better link (new window)
better article
better pics
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x784]
ok not at all in those pictures
LoneWolf343
2012-01-07 02:24:47 AM
HairBolus
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Insert sexual/sexist comment here.
Too bad she is white which prevents the racist comments.
Cracka, please.
FunkOut
2012-01-07 02:27:59 AM
NiKanA
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FlashHarry: i love how you can't see the ends of the barbell. knowing it's the sun, i'm sure there are a couple of guys out of frame holding that thing up.
It's only 35kgs (~77lbs) in that image. There's girls her age in China half her size lifting 2-3x that amount.
Of course, the girls in China are fed a blend of steroids, nanobots, and genetically engineered tiger meat.
UsikFark
2012-01-07 02:31:25 AM
wambu
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She can't be but so strong - she still has visible natural boobs.
Those aren't boobs in the sense you speak of. I bet you could bounce a quarter off of most or all of the mass.
Fallout Boy
2012-01-07 02:33:44 AM
That's a lot of kegels.
Smackledorfer
2012-01-07 02:34:18 AM
Ishidan
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Atomic Spunk: She bench pressed 110 lbs and that's a record? I don't mean to sound all ITG, but c'mon.
I thought I had dropped a digit, too, especially since her deadlift and overall numbers were much more impressive. Otherwise, yeah, I've seen teenaged girls press more than that.
/of course the ones I saw WERE Samoan
Don't women always have a relatively weak showing on bench compared to other benchmarks though, when it comes to powerlifting stuff?
She was quite a bit taller than I expected. Usually the "little girl lifts big weight" is a short chick doing a clean and jerk.
/and yes, I would hit it.
Kant Lavar
2012-01-07 02:36:41 AM
Fett56
2012-01-07 02:45:04 AM
Atomic Spunk
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She bench pressed 110 lbs and that's a record? I don't mean to sound all ITG, but c'mon.
Really. I could bench press that much at 14, and I was weak for my age. I was a guy, but there were definitely girls at my school that could bench press that or more at 14. Big girls.
Fett56
2012-01-07 02:45:55 AM
Fett56
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Atomic Spunk: She bench pressed 110 lbs and that's a record? I don't mean to sound all ITG, but c'mon.
Really. I could bench press that much at 14, and I was weak for my age. I
was
am
a guy, but there were definitely girls at my school that could bench press that or more at 14. Big girls.
/drunk
RDixon
2012-01-07 02:52:35 AM
To the beer store.
Mush!
FunkOut
2012-01-07 02:55:22 AM
Fett56
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Fett56: Atomic Spunk: She bench pressed 110 lbs and that's a record? I don't mean to sound all ITG, but c'mon.
Really. I could bench press that much at 14, and I was weak for my age. I was am a guy, but there were definitely girls at my school that could bench press that or more at 14. Big girls.
/drunk
Too late, we now know you are no longer a man.
Marcintosh
2012-01-07 02:59:33 AM
A Scottish woman that can carry me off the field?
Really really want.
Bonus - doesn't look like Haggis - Looks rather nice actually
AND she's 18 - only gets better if she owns a liquor store.
I need to lose about 15 pounds and 30 years *sigh*
Wizard Drongo
2012-01-07 03:01:01 AM
Fett56
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Fett56: Atomic Spunk: She bench pressed 110 lbs and that's a record? I don't mean to sound all ITG, but c'mon.
Really. I could bench press that much at 14, and I was weak for my age. I was am a guy, but there were definitely girls at my school that could bench press that or more at 14. Big girls.
/drunk
dead-lifting 125Kg is pretty damned impressive for ANY 16 year-old. The fact she's also a girl (women find power-lifting a lot harder to start with, teenage girls doubly so!) and pretty to boot makes it awesome.
Good on her!
Hope she gets her dream to represent (the by-them independent) Scotland in the 2016 Olympics!
psunbird92
2012-01-07 03:03:18 AM
Do want. That is all.
dmars
2012-01-07 03:07:43 AM
Atomic Spunk
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She bench pressed 110 lbs and that's a record? I don't mean to sound all ITG, but c'mon.
I had a girl in highschool who could bench 125, and she was hot to boot. Didn't realize it was a big deal or anything, shiat, I am 135 and could bench 185 in high school, probably top out at 125 myself these days
TommyymmoT
2012-01-07 03:09:40 AM
Good, I need somebody to "spot" me when I pee.
beerbaron
2012-01-07 03:11:47 AM
Begoggle
2012-01-07 03:24:29 AM
"Pulling power ... pretty Bronwyn pulls a van"
Why do they always show these "strong person" things where a guy/girl pulls a vehicle ON WHEELS.
How is that impressive? I can put my car in neutral and push it too.
They also do things like pull locomotives.
Yes it does take a certain strength but locomotives are designed to go on rails with as little resistance as possible.
Rug Doctor
2012-01-07 03:35:05 AM
Good for her. But as previously stated: I've seen 16. And you, madam, are NO 16. Even in England.
some_beer_drinker
2012-01-07 03:42:15 AM
save the cheerleader save the world.
i would hit it.
TehBoognish
2012-01-07 03:47:18 AM
yep
dramatools
2012-01-07 03:47:37 AM
FunkOut
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Her dad runs a removals firm. I love British phrase. I'm imagining they remove anything and everything.
"Wrecked car? Toxic Waste? Unwanted limb? Evil mother-in-law? Tumour? 50 dead cats? We'll remove it!"
America and Britain are two countries separated by the same language. "Removal Company" is British for "Moving Company," for those search-impaired.
As far as her looks? She's pretty damned buff and rather nice in the girly department as well. I wouldn't want to piss her off 'cause she can probably break my jaw, though.
Keizer_Ghidorah
2012-01-07 03:52:43 AM
She must break you.
PabloHosehead
2012-01-07 03:56:14 AM
She can clean-and-jerk me any day of the week...
natmar_76
2012-01-07 03:58:00 AM
I'd Scotland the Bronwyn out of her haggis, tbqh.
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