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2012-01-06 10:57:39 PM
Apparently we're playing with a +1 playclock tonight...
 
2012-01-06 10:57:54 PM

Krymson Tyde: IAmRight: Call it girly if you want, but I have a bottle of root beer schnapps and a bottle of whipped cream vodka. Hooray root beer float shots! (shoulda used vanilla vodka, but whatever).

But I can't do too many, stupid work. And I have an interview to ensure I stay employed. :/

Maybe girly, but sounds delicious.


It is, and it is.
 
2012-01-06 10:59:19 PM
But that'll have to wait until I'm done with dinner drink - Rogue's Santa's Private Reserve.
 
2012-01-06 10:59:38 PM
Dolphins want to hire a Fisher.....they are not bright mammals....
 
2012-01-06 11:00:17 PM

IAmRight: But that'll have to wait until I'm done with dinner drink - Rogue's Santa's Private Reserve.


we ran out of Samuel Smith winter ale here.
 
2012-01-06 11:00:29 PM

Krymson Tyde: pion: Krymson Tyde: I have about 1/2 gallon of vodak, but I'm not drinking it all tonight.

Probably for the best.

;-)
Want a screwdriver?


Of course.
 
2012-01-06 11:00:54 PM

expobill: Dolphins want to hire a Fisher.....they are not bright mammals....


ProFootballTalk saying he's about ready to sign with the Rams.
 
2012-01-06 11:02:29 PM
2-handed chest passing of footballs into the Dr. Pepper can?

www.fybertech.com
 
2012-01-06 11:04:20 PM

IAmRight: Facemasks like that aren't supposed to be penalties. That's why everyone got rid of the five-yard penalty. He took his hand off almost immediately.


Are you crazy? Any grab of the facemask is a penalty even if you let it go and don't use it to make the tackle. The reason why they took away the 5 yard and made them all 15 is because it was felt the refs weren't calling enough of the 15 yard variety and therefore players weren't being discouraged from grabbing the facemask. The idea is now that they are all 15 yard penalties that players would take more care not to grab the facemask.
 
2012-01-06 11:05:17 PM
he won't bragg about that miss td!
 
2012-01-06 11:06:05 PM

ongbok: Are you crazy? Any grab of the facemask is a penalty even if you let it go and don't use it to make the tackle.


Shouldn't be. He didn't twist or pull.
 
2012-01-06 11:06:27 PM

pion: Krymson Tyde: pion: Krymson Tyde: I have about 1/2 gallon of vodak, but I'm not drinking it all tonight.

Probably for the best.

;-)
Want a screwdriver?

Of course.


It's with vodak instead of vodka.
 
2012-01-06 11:06:28 PM

IAmRight: ongbok: Are you crazy? Any grab of the facemask is a penalty even if you let it go and don't use it to make the tackle.

Shouldn't be. He didn't twist or pull.


There was definitely a twist and a pull on that one.
 
2012-01-06 11:06:52 PM
Nice I just got a warning for public urination.

Assholes.
 
2012-01-06 11:06:52 PM
ouch....
 
2012-01-06 11:07:17 PM
KSU defenders are getting KO'd tonight.
 
2012-01-06 11:07:57 PM

steamingpile: Nice I just got a warning for public urination.

Assholes.


fark that, when you're a man the world is your urinal.
 
2012-01-06 11:08:34 PM
Red zone shutdown
 
2012-01-06 11:08:44 PM
did #2 just say "screw you guys, I'm going home"
 
2012-01-06 11:08:45 PM
Gotta keep those feet in bounds, dorks.
 
2012-01-06 11:09:21 PM
offsides!
 
2012-01-06 11:09:57 PM
Wow, that was a nice toss.
 
2012-01-06 11:10:18 PM

IAmRight: ongbok: Are you crazy? Any grab of the facemask is a penalty even if you let it go and don't use it to make the tackle.

Shouldn't be. He didn't twist or pull.


It doesn't matter. Any grab of the facemask is illegal because it is potentially dangerous because the players hand could get caught and he can inadvertently yank the runners head. Also just grabbing the facemask causes the runner to slowdown instinctively and to take action to keep their head from being jerked.
 
2012-01-06 11:10:54 PM
ah a little breathing room
 
2012-01-06 11:13:57 PM
i don't trust any foundation that needs $10.00
 
2012-01-06 11:14:13 PM
If Arkansas can get a stop, it's over
 
2012-01-06 11:14:57 PM

expobill: Lt. Cheese Weasel: It's not the Cotton Bowl unless it's played in the Cotton Bowl.

/dallas native.

i thought Jesse jackson removed that bowl name years ago.


yea, and John Wiley Price removed black holes from proper scientific description as well. Stupid black people.
 
2012-01-06 11:15:01 PM

expobill: i don't trust any foundation that needs $10.00


What about one that needs $3.50?
 
2012-01-06 11:15:44 PM

pion: expobill: i don't trust any foundation that needs $10.00

What about one that needs $3.50?


treefidy?
 
2012-01-06 11:16:33 PM

Krymson Tyde: steamingpile: Nice I just got a warning for public urination.

Assholes.

fark that, when you're a man the world is your urinal.


That's what I said, I was pissing by the dumpster and said sewage begats sewage so what's the problem.... the GF had to drag me away.
 
2012-01-06 11:18:01 PM

expobill: pion: expobill: i don't trust any foundation that needs $10.00

What about one that needs $3.50?

treefidy?


I regularly donate to the Loch Ness Prehistoric Creature Foundation.
 
2012-01-06 11:19:25 PM

steamingpile: Krymson Tyde: steamingpile: Nice I just got a warning for public urination.

Assholes.

fark that, when you're a man the world is your urinal.

That's what I said, I was pissing by the dumpster and said sewage begats sewage so what's the problem.... the GF had to drag me away.


You need to urinate on something that belongs to the warner in order to save your honor.
 
2012-01-06 11:20:02 PM

Krymson Tyde: expobill: pion: expobill: i don't trust any foundation that needs $10.00

What about one that needs $3.50?

treefidy?

I regularly donate to the Loch Ness Prehistoric Creature Foundation.


and those who contribute treeshudredfidy gets a complimentary pot roast.
 
2012-01-06 11:20:14 PM
Bad snap, too long of a punt.

IAmRight was right....heh.
 
2012-01-06 11:21:27 PM

ongbok: It doesn't matter. Any grab of the facemask is illegal because it is potentially dangerous because the players hand could get caught and he can inadvertently yank the runners head. Also just grabbing the facemask causes the runner to slowdown instinctively and to take action to keep their head from being jerked.


Source on the 5-yarder? Because everything I'm finding agrees with me that the 5-yarder was eliminated because it didn't merit being called, not that it was supposed to be lumped in with the 15-yarders.

I know a lot of you just get off on disagreeing with me. It'd be nice if occasionally you'd have something to support your claims.
 
2012-01-06 11:22:10 PM

expobill: Krymson Tyde: expobill: pion: expobill: i don't trust any foundation that needs $10.00

What about one that needs $3.50?

treefidy?

I regularly donate to the Loch Ness Prehistoric Creature Foundation.

and those who contribute treeshudredfidy gets a complimentary pot roast.


Is that pot roast from a cow or a plant?
 
2012-01-06 11:22:18 PM
God dammit bill snyder why can't you beat this prick?
 
2012-01-06 11:24:45 PM
Ok while baking cookies, is drunk protocol one big cookie or break them up?

Maybe the chick can do this if she wasn't in a stupor as well.
 
2012-01-06 11:25:04 PM

steamingpile: God dammit bill snyder why can't you beat this prick?


I'm not sure why they're so fascinated with passing the ball, they've been doing pretty well on the ground.
 
2012-01-06 11:25:15 PM
FOURTH QUARTER!
 
2012-01-06 11:25:44 PM

IAmRight: ongbok: It doesn't matter. Any grab of the facemask is illegal because it is potentially dangerous because the players hand could get caught and he can inadvertently yank the runners head. Also just grabbing the facemask causes the runner to slowdown instinctively and to take action to keep their head from being jerked.

Source on the 5-yarder? Because everything I'm finding agrees with me that the 5-yarder was eliminated because it didn't merit being called, not that it was supposed to be lumped in with the 15-yarders.

I know a lot of you just get off on disagreeing with me. It'd be nice if occasionally you'd have something to support your claims.


I was a high school official at the time and they told us it was because there was a dramatic drop in the 15 yard variety. It sounded stupid to me, but we were told we weren't calling too many 5 yarders and nit enough 15 yarders.
 
2012-01-06 11:25:57 PM
Boooooooo ATT customer service sucks!!!!
 
2012-01-06 11:26:08 PM

IAmRight: ongbok: It doesn't matter. Any grab of the facemask is illegal because it is potentially dangerous because the players hand could get caught and he can inadvertently yank the runners head. Also just grabbing the facemask causes the runner to slowdown instinctively and to take action to keep their head from being jerked.

Source on the 5-yarder? Because everything I'm finding agrees with me that the 5-yarder was eliminated because it didn't merit being called, not that it was supposed to be lumped in with the 15-yarders.

I know a lot of you just get off on disagreeing with me. It'd be nice if occasionally you'd have something to support your claims.


Yeah, he's just wrong on this one. They eliminated the 5-yarder because it wasn't clear. It was supposed to be called any time a defender gripped the facemask during a tackle. No "grab and twist" was necessary, just a grab. However, it's hard to tell when those occur and clearly isn't an issue if the helmet isn't twisted. Now, only the 15 yard for a "grab and twist" is on the books.

However, on that tackle there was a clear grab and twist, so the penalty was called correctly.
 
2012-01-06 11:26:08 PM

steamingpile: Ok while baking cookies, is drunk protocol one big cookie or break them up?

Maybe the chick can do this if she wasn't in a stupor as well.


One big, definitely. Also don't forget to burn the shiat out of it.
 
2012-01-06 11:26:56 PM
GUS!
 
2012-01-06 11:27:16 PM

steamingpile: Ok while baking cookies, is drunk protocol one big cookie or break them up?

Maybe the chick can do this if she wasn't in a stupor as well.


I'd go with smaller cookies. More surface area = less cooking time.
 
2012-01-06 11:27:22 PM
Oh that's a back-breaker.
 
2012-01-06 11:28:29 PM
Hell yeah grounding, you ain't in the NFL yet.
 
2012-01-06 11:28:39 PM

jayhawk88: Oh that's a back-breaker.


Not when the QB goes full Romo two plays later.
 
2012-01-06 11:28:39 PM
Boom goes the dynamite
 
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