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(Detroit Free Press)   Fark-ready headline: "Jogger gets run over by deer"   (freep.com) divider line 70
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FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 06:05:25 PM
...Grandma?
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 06:22:04 PM
Further proof that physical fitness can be hazardous to your health
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 07:04:22 PM
Is the jogger dead?

i105.photobucket.com
 
Indubitably
2012-01-06 08:03:02 PM
Joggered?

;)
 
Amos Quito
2012-01-06 08:03:14 PM
www.thesmokingjacket.com

Bagged their limit.
 
Indubitably
2012-01-06 08:09:27 PM
Amos Quito: [www.thesmokingjacket.com image 640x428]

Bagged their limit.

Q&D, no?

Heh.

;)=can mean lovetoo...
 
MrEricSir
2012-01-06 08:09:49 PM
Oh deer.
 
jlt
2012-01-06 08:10:35 PM
Grandpa inconsolable.
 
Serpoltas
2012-01-06 08:13:07 PM
If only he was a runner.
 
encyclopediaplushuman [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 08:13:57 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
They want your children.
 
TravisBickle62
2012-01-06 08:17:25 PM
Happened to me 3 times so far
 
mikdeetx
2012-01-06 08:17:28 PM
Told you NOT to drink the eggnog and go running Grammy.
 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 08:17:52 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

He deserved it. Making fun of their antlers like that.
 
Strongbeerrules
2012-01-06 08:19:05 PM
Looks like Rudolph was bar-hopping again. Which explains the red nose.
 
bravian
2012-01-06 08:19:15 PM
Finally deer and normal humans have realized we have a common foe.
 
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
2012-01-06 08:19:39 PM
Why you should always run with your ID.
 
Indubitably
2012-01-06 08:28:49 PM
Deer-gged.

He was deer-gged.

As in injured.
 
Sun Tzu
2012-01-06 08:31:41 PM
Dang, saw the source, and thought "Life-long Democrat Jim Robinson just got his first ever Fark-line"...

...but anything from that other blog goes insta-green.



/huff-n-puffers must pay pretty good.
 
robodog
2012-01-06 08:32:29 PM
I almost got trampled by a herd of deer when hiking in the cuyahoga valley national park. The trail came to a pedestrian bridge over a swamp and the deer were between me and the river and wanted to be in the forest, one buck jumped over my head and a doe came within about a foot of me.
 
oldebayer
2012-01-06 08:32:44 PM
Suspect looks like this:

i00.i.aliimg.com
 
Seamer
2012-01-06 08:36:38 PM
And when this happened to Sue Heck, it was nothing less than tragic...
 
medius
2012-01-06 08:39:14 PM
Joggermeister.
 
Shirley Ujest
2012-01-06 08:43:17 PM
Those deer are high hooving each other,saying things like, " Man, Norbert, you missed a good 'um"


I nearly hit a deer in my driveway nightly when I get home from work.

Stupid deer.



/MI.
 
ongbok [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 08:43:19 PM
A deer charged me when I was out jogging once. I saw him out of the corner of my eyes and thought it was a dog at first and not even thinking it was a deer because deer aren't normally in the area I was in. By time I turned my head and got ready to move out of it's way it was right on me on his hind legs with his front legs in the air. The only thing that saved me was a car was coming down the street right at that moment and spook him so he ran off. But that thing moved so damn fast, I swear it closed at least 40 to 50 feet before I could turn my head around fully.
 
Shirley Ujest
2012-01-06 08:44:12 PM
ongbok: A deer charged me when I was out jogging once. I saw him out of the corner of my eyes and thought it was a dog at first and not even thinking it was a deer because deer aren't normally in the area I was in. By time I turned my head and got ready to move out of it's way it was right on me on his hind legs with his front legs in the air. The only thing that saved me was a car was coming down the street right at that moment and spook him so he ran off. But that thing moved so damn fast, I swear it closed at least 40 to 50 feet before I could turn my head around fully.


The correct way to stop a deer from charging is to take away its credit card.

/try the veal.
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 08:45:30 PM
robodog: a doe came within about a foot of me.


Wow, you must be very good!
 
medius
2012-01-06 08:49:49 PM
medius: Joggermeister.

needs more logo:
 
Indubitably
2012-01-06 08:50:17 PM
FloydA: robodog: a doe came within about a foot of me.


Wow, you must be very good!

He lies.
 
medius
2012-01-06 08:50:52 PM
medius: medius: Joggermeister.

needs more logo:

needs different hotlink:

www.thedrinksbusiness.com
 
SumoJeb [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 08:54:09 PM
I used to have daily battles with Elk when I lived in Jasper National Park. Little bastards figured out how to stick their head in my window, open my microwave and lick out the inside. More than once I woke up with an elk's head poking through the window trying to steal my food.
 
you are a puppet
2012-01-06 08:56:36 PM
I got the moves like Jogger
 
RoyBatty [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 08:56:49 PM
 
ongbok [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 08:57:59 PM
SumoJeb: I used to have daily battles with Elk when I lived in Jasper National Park. Little bastards figured out how to stick their head in my window, open my microwave and lick out the inside. More than once I woke up with an elk's head poking through the window trying to steal my food.

See, now if I woke up to this I don't know if I would be pissed off or just amused. Probably after the first few times the amusement would wear off.

/What the hell were you cooking that was so damn tasty that they zeroed in on your microwave?
 
CJHardin
2012-01-06 09:06:10 PM
Mrs CJHardin and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.
 
skinink [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 09:06:15 PM
Don't be fooled by their reputation in movies like Bambi. If given the chance a deer would hunt down and kill you plus everyone you love.
 
Indubitably
2012-01-06 09:07:01 PM
RoyBatty: Someone submitted this video of a deer protecting her fawn and giving a severely injurious stomping to a family dog.

It's pretty intense. Well, you've been warned.

Why do you share this?

Oh.

I got it a looooooong time ago.

Thnaks, humb.

Th-naks.

;)
 
Indubitably
2012-01-06 09:08:15 PM
skinink: Don't be fooled by their reputation in movies like Bambi. If given the chance a deer would hunt down and kill you plus everyone you love.

Critters are violent.

Critters live on YOUR PLANET...

;)
 
relaxitsjustme [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 09:09:39 PM
D'OH!
 
Thisbymaster
2012-01-06 09:10:42 PM
 
dbrunker
2012-01-06 09:10:51 PM
Didn't they write a song about this?
images.wikia.com
/hot
 
Captain Steroid [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 09:12:05 PM
Oh, God, it's finally begun... the deer are launching a COUNTERATTACK! O_O
 
Hassan Ben Sobr
2012-01-06 09:15:06 PM
Deer are just dumb. Turkeys now, there's some unnerving malevolence there.
 
evilKnopp
2012-01-06 09:22:42 PM
True story time. me and my friend is riding our bikes home from a party and its dark and only moonlight to guide us. So we are talking about stuff and my friend makes this weird primal noise and disapear so i stop and turn my head and in the moonlight i see a really big moose turning his head and looking down on my friend wondering why are you assaulting my ass. TRUE STORY
 
RoyBatty [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 09:25:39 PM
ObIshotamoose: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmnLRVWgnXU (new window)
 
Indubitably
2012-01-06 09:28:30 PM
Hassan Ben Sobr: Deer are just dumb. Turkeys now, there's some unnerving malevolence there.

Pffft.

Malevolence is tyou.

;)
 
jtown
2012-01-06 09:32:46 PM
farm8.staticflickr.com
farm8.staticflickr.com
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
cyberspacedout
2012-01-06 09:32:58 PM
relaxitsjustme: D'OH!

A deer!
 
slimfast [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 09:33:05 PM
www.kazak.com
 
zulius
2012-01-06 09:40:57 PM
cyberspacedout: relaxitsjustme: D'OH!

A deer!

A female deer?
 
Amos Quito
2012-01-06 09:41:31 PM
slimfast: [www.kazak.com image 640x426]


He Harley knew what hit him.
 
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