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2012-01-06 03:37:00 PM
Subbys mom hasn't been here before
 
2012-01-06 03:38:37 PM
I ain't going to lie, I like nachos too.
 
2012-01-06 03:39:21 PM
not bad for not reading the mainpage all week.
 
2012-01-06 03:43:33 PM
As always, thanks to darkhorse23 and CaptainWes for the help. Most of this week's quiz is thanks to Miss Darkhorse.

Last week's winners:

jrholikesmath 1012
BogglePlayingChicken 1000
thygeson 999
wxboy 991
Johnstarr 987
TriKaya 985
BWH 985
scrumpox 984
Oliver Twisted 983
TripSixes 982

Well done, and good luck this week, all.
 
2012-01-06 03:45:07 PM
I can't believe I scored as well as I did.
 
2012-01-06 03:49:23 PM
What in the hell is this shiat?
 
2012-01-06 03:49:24 PM
I can't find the link for the easy version (if it exists). Usually it's at the bottom of the hard quiz results, but all I see there is a link to the same one.

I NEED THE EASY ONE.
 
2012-01-06 03:51:19 PM
Top 10 scores for this quiz:
justadadX3 886
Sarah Saturn 777
Spiffmonious 639
Glenford 637
Goimir 633
Pontius Pilates Class 630
leehouse 571
g0ats3x 571
swaniefrmreddeer 488
Ponzholio 443

THIS has never happened before - and prolly won't again.
 
2012-01-06 03:54:18 PM

Tziva: I can't find the link for the easy version (if it exists). Usually it's at the bottom of the hard quiz results, but all I see there is a link to the same one.

I NEED THE EASY ONE.


No easy one this week, too busy with other stuff. There are only two quiz writers, and one was out completely and I was too busy to pitch in.

Anybody that wants to write a question or two, email me. We need more people to keep this going.
 
2012-01-06 03:56:20 PM
Wooo Im #1 for a whole minute probably. Lemme bask in this for a min. Suck it losers. Ok back to being a loser
 
2012-01-06 03:56:57 PM
Which seat can I take?
 
2012-01-06 03:57:47 PM
Final Score:
10 out of 11 correct, total points = 887
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (129 seconds)
 
2012-01-06 04:00:28 PM
My coworkers are being mean to me since they got real sucky scores, damn now I dropped to 4th
 
2012-01-06 04:00:43 PM
Top 10 scores for this quiz:

dagdog 1000
1981.911.sc 914
RocketRod 900
SpinStopper 887
groppet 887
justadadX3 886
ftballplaya101 843
Sarah Saturn 777
ClownCarVag 711
daywin 709


If I didn't hit it as early as I did I'd never'd made the top 10. So... now I just wait until I get bumped down by 8 or so alts, huh?
 
2012-01-06 04:00:48 PM
10/11

didn't know the one about Afghanistan
 
2012-01-06 04:01:37 PM
Final Score:
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 712
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (125 seconds)
 
2012-01-06 04:01:52 PM
RocketRod: now I just wait until I get bumped down by 8 or so alts

I know people here seldom have anything better to do but that's just sad
 
2012-01-06 04:02:46 PM
I would have done better but I couldn't stop thinking about nachos.

/mmmmmm nachos. melty.... mmmmm
 
2012-01-06 04:06:30 PM

ultraholland: 10/11

didn't know the one about Afghanistan


That's the one I missed, too ;)
 
2012-01-06 04:15:08 PM
I clearly don't read fast enough for these quizzes. Back to remedial skool for I.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 04:15:49 PM
Number 6 was a trick question.
 
2012-01-06 04:17:26 PM
You've never seen so many farkers scoring at once

Rule 34.
 
2012-01-06 04:23:34 PM
Dammit. I couldn't remember which housing thing happened in which state. Stupid Oregon.
 
2012-01-06 04:27:50 PM

YoungLochinvar: Dammit. I couldn't remember which housing thing happened in which state. Stupid Oregon.


I missed that one too damnit!
 
2012-01-06 04:29:53 PM
WOO! Made it in the top 10 for the second week! Not so luck this week. That one about the Oregon homeowner was tough.
 
2012-01-06 04:30:57 PM
I like nachos too
 
2012-01-06 04:35:54 PM
Wow, I got an 873. Usually I score in the 300's & 400's. I only missed one when I went with the giant stone vagina.
 
2012-01-06 04:50:47 PM
dagdog 1000
Ivo Shandor 985
buck1138 952
Fusionex 940
Pinner 918
1981.911.sc 914
YoungLochinvar 912
VIDEOWALLART 901
RocketRod 900
calbert 894

Thought it was a vag. Who doesn't go for vag?
 
2012-01-06 04:53:20 PM

varmitydog: Wow, I got an 873. Usually I score in the 300's & 400's. I only missed one when I went with the giant stone vagina.


if you have other options available its probably always a 'miss' when you go with the giant stone vagina...
 
2012-01-06 04:57:15 PM
Wow, in the 700s, that's the best I've done on these!
 
2012-01-06 04:57:42 PM
I can't find the link for the one about Romney beating Obama based on beer statistics. Can someone please provide it?
 
2012-01-06 05:01:07 PM

I Mash Grains: I can't find the link for the one about Romney beating Obama based on beer statistics. Can someone please provide it?


Reading comprehension, how does it work?

/go drink another quart of homebrew
 
2012-01-06 05:01:53 PM
Top 10 scores for this quiz:
dagdog 1000
Ivo Shandor 985
buck1138 952
Fusionex 940
Pinner 918
1981.911.sc 914
YoungLochinvar 912
VIDEOWALLART 901
RocketRod 900
calbert 894

Sadly my 321 didn't make the cut.
 
2012-01-06 05:19:47 PM
Looks like I need to make it harder.
 
2012-01-06 05:20:43 PM

darkhorse23: Looks like I need to make it harder.


that's what she said.
 
2012-01-06 05:36:45 PM
are these quizez getting harder lately? i never used to get any wrong, now i hardly ever make the top five. wtf man.
 
2012-01-06 05:41:39 PM

Sofa King Smart: that's what she said.


you're so fa king smart.
 
2012-01-06 05:42:47 PM

Goimir: I Mash Grains: I can't find the link for the one about Romney beating Obama based on beer statistics. Can someone please provide it?

Reading comprehension, how does it work?

/go drink another quart of homebrew


Well, smart guy - when you get it right it doesn't give you the link.
And I am drinking one now, tyvm.
 
2012-01-06 05:44:02 PM

Goimir: I Mash Grains: I can't find the link for the one about Romney beating Obama based on beer statistics. Can someone please provide it?

Reading comprehension, how does it work?

/go drink another quart of homebrew


OK, OK. I see now LOL. I deserved it.
 
2012-01-06 05:52:31 PM
I spend WAY too much time looking at this site and still suck at these.

Some of you must be scouring every headline in every tab every day to be getting those high scores.

It kind of makes me feel like less of a loser.
 
2012-01-06 06:02:24 PM

I Mash Grains: Goimir: I Mash Grains: I can't find the link for the one about Romney beating Obama based on beer statistics. Can someone please provide it?

Reading comprehension, how does it work?

/go drink another quart of homebrew

OK, OK. I see now LOL. I deserved it.


This is why you're a liter and I'm a TFer.

/that and $5/mo
 
2012-01-06 06:50:17 PM
BogglePlayingChicken 1010
dagdog 1000
RaceDTruck 998
hubcity 991
Ivo Shandor 985
buck1138 952
Fusionex 940
baronvonflapjack 924
Blackstone 920
Pinner 918

Booya!

/lurker
 
2012-01-06 07:17:14 PM
That's the best that I've ever done. (currently #2).

Today has been pretty much #2 - I've had a cold so bad, that when I try to talk, I randomly sound like Ivan Drago or Mr. Haney from Green Acres.
 
2012-01-06 07:43:51 PM
10 out of 11 correct, total points = 881

Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (132 seconds)

Good enough. I only missed the marine biologist one. I coulda sworn I read something about hybrids sharks recently.
 
2012-01-06 08:02:14 PM

darkhorse23: Looks like I need to make it harder.


no you don't. :P

8/11, 734
 
2012-01-06 08:36:16 PM
Better preserve this before I get pushed off the list....

Top 10 scores for this quiz:

BogglePlayingChicken 1010
kokomo61 1007
dagdog 1000
1000Airplanes 999
RaceDTruck 998
hubcity 991
Ivo Shandor 985
buck1138 952
Fusionex 940
baronvonflapjack 924
 
2012-01-06 08:37:27 PM

RaceDTruck: Booya!


Sorry, I'm even more a lurker. This must have been easy this week or must have spent the entire week on Fark (fyi it's the latter). What's the shortcut for a screen grab?
 
2012-01-06 08:43:56 PM
the drug dogs lost their minds when he deplaned in sydney

/glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that
 
2012-01-06 09:26:22 PM
What day?
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2012-01-07 01:05:47 PM
891! Personal best!
 
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