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According to the president of the American Family Association, HIV does not cause AIDS. Nope, it's caused by too much gay sex
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iStig
2012-01-06 03:54:22 PM
So moderate amounts of gay sex will keep it as HIV? Good to know. Thanks AFA.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-06 03:56:27 PM
Willful ignorance should be fatal
AirForceVet
2012-01-06 03:58:51 PM
I really feel much anger with the AFA. I know it's not Christian. But even Jesus was challenged with the money changers and merchants at the Temple.
FlashHarry
2012-01-06 04:01:04 PM
what is this, 1983?
Chariset
2012-01-06 04:01:38 PM
They're doing Moral Outrage Mad Libs again.
"[terrible thing] is actually caused by [thing we don't like]."
So AIDS is actually caused by gay sex. Global warming is actually caused by single people having casual hookups. Hurricanes are actually caused by women who aren't dressed proper.
Somacandra
2012-01-06 04:04:27 PM
Bryan Fischer is a hate artist and an evil human being. However, he is "
Director of Issues Analysis
" at the AFA. He is
not
the President. Tim Wildmon is the President and has been since 2010--when he took over from Rev. Don Wildmon.
/gets their e-newsletter
//gotta keep up with the assholes too.
James!
2012-01-06 04:04:38 PM
Are you calling a distressingly large number of Africans homos?
dahmers love zombie
2012-01-06 04:06:51 PM
James!
:
Are you calling a distressingly large number of Africans homos?
Of course not. They're black. AIDS is caused by being black, too. If they'd just stop, they wouldn't get AIDS.
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2012-01-06 04:09:23 PM
And ice cream trucks cause summer
whither_apophis
2012-01-06 04:10:54 PM
Nice of him to volunteer for the control group in vaccine trials
dletter
2012-01-06 04:12:43 PM
What I don't get is why they need to make the distinction.
I mean, nobody is saying any kind of sex (straight, gay, or otherwise) can't lead HIV and then AIDS. So, what advantage is it of them to skip over the HIV positive part and just say "Gay sex=AIDS, but, not HIV."
I mean, I get that they hate gays, so, saying they primarily cause AIDS gives them a boner... I just don't get the logic they want to use.
/sorry about trying to say they would have logic
JerseyTim
2012-01-06 04:15:00 PM
Remember this the next time you eat Chick-fil-a.
Somacandra
2012-01-06 04:15:56 PM
dletter
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What I don't get is why they need to make the distinction.
You're talking
about an organization that has a history of promoting outright anti-Semitism and accusing Jews of deliberately trying to undermine American Christianity
(new window) by taking over mass media. They make whatever distinctions they feel like making.
gilgigamesh
2012-01-06 04:20:41 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus
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And ice cream trucks cause summer
You joke, but I always see ice cream trucks, and then *BAM* summertime.
You can't explain that.
slayer199
2012-01-06 04:25:38 PM
I think someone is jealous...namely the president of the AFA.. I envy how often gay men get laid.. They get laid far more often than us straight guys. They don't even have to work at it. No dinner, no roses, no cuddle time after. Just drop trou and have at it.
dallylamma
2012-01-06 04:29:57 PM
No this is a guy who I can wish AIDS upon.
And I'm not talking Namby-Pamby-Treatable-With-Drugs-Magic-Johnson-is-Going-to-Live-Foreve r North American AIDS.
I'm talking Heart-of-Darkness-Fark-A-Toddler-Hire-A-Witch-Doctor-to-Kill-You-an-Al bino-Scary-as-fark African AIDS.
DjangoStonereaver
2012-01-06 04:30:02 PM
There was a time when some scientists thought AIDS wasn't caused by HIV, but
their opinions evolved based on new evidence.
No wonder this moron still thinks this is true.
vossiewulf
2012-01-06 04:39:07 PM
I'm sure he wouldn't mind then if we injected him with live HIV.
FlashHarry
2012-01-06 04:39:36 PM
wasn't he the guy who complained that a recent medal of honor winner didn't kill enough towel heads to earn his honor?
CrispFlows
2012-01-06 04:40:11 PM
There is nary a single day where I'm not disappointed by the amounts of ignorance that exists at large.
Once that day comes, I'll be paranoid that I've gone stupid; I would think it would be more likely that I have become too stupid to recognize ignorance.
Salem Witch
2012-01-06 04:40:39 PM
Doucheberg -
And so are 100 million Americans that been HIV-positive in '85 - and even now in 2012, it's still 1 million HIV-positive Americans. On average, they have the same life expectancy as the rest, else otherwise they would have disappeared by now.
So in 85 there were 100 million HIV positive that now is 1 million? And he's saying that they aren't disappearing?
Does anyone have a tissue? My brain is crying.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-06 04:42:25 PM
Somacandra
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dletter: What I don't get is why they need to make the distinction.
You're talking about an organization that has a history of promoting outright anti-Semitism and accusing Jews of deliberately trying to undermine American Christianity (new window) by taking over mass media. They make whatever distinctions they feel like making.
I wonder how they feel about endorsing presidential candidates that pledge unquestioning allegiance to Israel?
Rev.K
2012-01-06 04:46:54 PM
Awesome!
I'm going to go bang heroin addicts until my dick turns blue, because hey, if it's hetero, I ain't getting AIDS.
/see ya, suckers!
walkerhound
2012-01-06 05:02:16 PM
/oblig
Shostie
2012-01-06 05:02:49 PM
dahmers love zombie
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James!: Are you calling a distressingly large number of Africans homos?
Of course not. They're black. AIDS is caused by being black, too. If they'd just stop, they wouldn't get AIDS.
God forbid you're a gay black man. That's, like, Super AIDS.
CrispFlows
2012-01-06 05:07:36 PM
walkerhound
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/oblig
You know what's farking disturbing about it? He got a medal for it.
Diogenes
2012-01-06 05:16:35 PM
It's certainly not the only, nor most important reason, but this is why I don't go looking for scientific insight from the AFA.
I_Am_Weasel
2012-01-06 05:30:34 PM
Hold it.
The population in 1985 was 237 million, 100 million of which had HIV.
42% of the population was HIV positive?
I'm not sure I believe that.
vernonFL
2012-01-06 05:32:28 PM
AIDS is obviously caused by quilting sewing and knitting.
walkerhound
2012-01-06 05:38:34 PM
Think
she
deserved two?
CrispFlows
2012-01-06 05:41:28 PM
I_Am_Weasel
:
Hold it.
The population in 1985 was 237 million, 100 million of which had HIV.
42% of the population was HIV positive?
I'm not sure I believe that.
Is the 1985 HIV positive figure derived from the World population or US population?
shroom
2012-01-06 05:43:57 PM
CrispFlows
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I_Am_Weasel: Hold it.
The population in 1985 was 237 million, 100 million of which had HIV.
42% of the population was HIV positive?
I'm not sure I believe that.
Is the 1985 HIV positive figure derived from the World population or US population?
I'm pretty sure it's not derived from anything other than the crap he pulled out of his ass.
coco ebert
2012-01-06 05:44:09 PM
vernonFL
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[urbannyc.files.wordpress.com image 500x388]
[theseattlelesbian.squarespace.com image 337x450]
AIDS is obviously caused by quilting sewing and knitting.
Awww. I went to the last showing of that on the Mall. Good though sad memories of that. *sniffs*
Mugato
2012-01-06 05:46:03 PM
AIDS is caused by having the HIV virus and not having enough money for the cure. The HIV virus isn't necessarily caused by receiving a load of infected semen up the ass but receiving a load of infected semen up the ass is commonly a contributing factor.
GWLush
2012-01-06 05:49:28 PM
shroom
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CrispFlows: I_Am_Weasel: Hold it.
The population in 1985 was 237 million, 100 million of which had HIV.
42% of the population was HIV positive?
I'm not sure I believe that.
Is the 1985 HIV positive figure derived from the World population or US population?
I'm pretty sure it's not derived from anything other than the crap he pulled out of his ass.
Or put in it.
GAT_00
2012-01-06 06:10:43 PM
Usually this kind of stupidity is from fundamentalist Islamic regimes, or backward African cultures.
Nope, this time it's the Republican Party. Which I suppose proves that there really isn't any difference is people who want a fundamentalist regime, whether it be Christian or Islamic.
Three Crooked Squirrels
2012-01-06 06:33:11 PM
Can I just point out that the douchebag PhD was from UC Berkeley? WTF?
thomps
2012-01-06 06:37:54 PM
GAT_00
:
Usually this kind of stupidity is from fundamentalist Islamic regimes, or backward African cultures.
Nope, this time it's the Republican Party. Which I suppose proves that there really isn't any difference is people who want a fundamentalist regime, whether it be Christian or Islamic.
come on man, this is in no way the republican party line, neither in practice nor in theory.
ultraholland
2012-01-06 06:38:17 PM
vernonFL:
AIDS is obviously caused by quilting sewing and knitting.
Knitter, please.
All_Farked_Up
2012-01-06 06:45:35 PM
If you're the pitcher and always the pitcher your chances of contracting HIV is much less.
BradleyUffner
2012-01-06 06:46:07 PM
The apparent cause, according to Fischer and Duesberg - who authored the AIDS denialist manifesto "Inventing the AIDS Virus" - is too much homosexual sex and recreational drug use.
So how much is too much?
bravian
2012-01-06 06:48:22 PM
iStig
:
So moderate amounts of gay sex will keep it as HIV? Good to know. Thanks AFA.
Wheew! That was a close call!
Indubitably
2012-01-06 06:48:36 PM
GOP is doomed.
Remember my Retardumblican?
Returned en masse.
Big sigh.
Tillmaster
2012-01-06 06:48:39 PM
AIDS is caused by Regietheater.
tonguedepressor
2012-01-06 06:49:33 PM
Hmmm...how much is too much?
meat0918
2012-01-06 06:51:12 PM
Are we going to reinforce all the old Republican stereotypes this election year?
They should start calling themselves the Grand Old Bigots.
rhondajeremy
2012-01-06 06:51:13 PM
I'm pretty sure that the stats show that straight people have higher rates of AIDs/HIV than gay people (that used to be the case anyways) so fark you AFA president douchebag!
//anyone who still thinks it is a "gay disease" should be tazed and often.
MoistenedBint
2012-01-06 06:51:35 PM
In flying terms we'd say he's got his head up and locked.
bravian
2012-01-06 06:51:58 PM
walkerhound
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[lh3.ggpht.com image 512x316]
/oblig
Good lord - the stupid it hurts. Out of any group - lesbians have the lowest rate of STDs (yes even after white male evangelicals). If the kid or AFA were at all serious over lowering the incident of STDs or HIV they would want to ban sex with young black men who have the highest infection rates.
/or maybe they are having too much fun having sex with young black men to want to do that.
MrSid
2012-01-06 06:53:18 PM
GAT_00
:
Usually this kind of stupidity is from fundamentalist Islamic regimes, or backward African cultures.
Nope, this time it's the Republican Party. Which I suppose proves that there really isn't any difference is people who want a fundamentalist regime, whether it be Christian or Islamic.
Don't lump me in with those farking martians!
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