Add a bit of chocolate sauce, replace the sliced bread with buns, and you have a fine Santorum Sandwich recipe there, Subby.

Shilling for a VP spot I see.

It's about time he came out.

Does this cock have any credibility? He came up with the Obamneycare attack then pussied out during the debates when he was in front of Romney.

Miracle Whip is worse than Santorum.

The guy who coined 'Obamneycare' endorses Mitt.

What a ratbarsteward fink. Anything for an office, eh, Timmy?

Britney Spear's Speculum: Shilling for a VP spot I see.


If one Mormon makes the evangelicals jittery, surely adding another will cancel that nervousness out create a black hole so massively powerful that Romney and Huntsman are sucked into an alternate dimension where they have a snowball's chance in hell of winning.

In 2008, Little Timmy was McCain's National Campaign Co-Chair and a contender for the VP slot. He got passed over when the republicans decided they needed someone with a vagina. He now has the same spot in the Romney campaign, and will undoubtedly be passed over again for someone who doesn't look like a vagina. Poor Timmy. Always the bridesmaid never the bride

Mayonnaise and white bread sandwiches. With sugar.

Ahh, memories of growing up in Bergen county NJ in the 1960's where that was considered a spicy sandwich and French's yellow mustard was the hottest thing you could find.

Bless you Saddle River deli that turned me on to Reuben sandwiches made with home pickled sauerkraut and brown spicy mustard. I never looked back.

Decades later and I can say that mayonnaise and I rarely meet. But mustard, curry, chili, garlic sauce, sha cha and a plethora of other pungent and spicy comestibles from all parts of the globe hang together with me every day.

/dnrtfa

one toe-tapping endorsement after another

Is Romney going for that coveted Banana Pudding and Nilla Wafers = A Salad, bloc?

Sometimes I like a little Miracle Whip on my sandwich...

/Liberal progressive

Britney Spear's Speculum: Shilling for a VP spot I see.

No doubt. I'm going to laugh when Romney picks someone else because Pawlenty brings nothing to the table.

gravy chugging cretin.: Poor Timmy. Always the bridesmaid never the bride

More like "always asked to kick in and help set up for the wedding but not be a bridesmaid."

strapp3r: one toe-tapping endorsement after another

Are you suggesting that Governor Pawlenty frequents the men's room at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport?

Not complete without Spam and Velveeta.

St. Peter: Not complete without Spam and Velveeta.

Hey, Velveeta is good. Spam not so much.

St. Peter: Not complete without Spam and Velveeta.

If you're having Spam you might as well add some Colgate.

I read the headline as: Who wants a Wonder Bra Miracle...

Jairzinho: I read the headline as: Who wants a Wonder Bra Miracle...
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Wonder bra... miracle whip... Excuse me, I think I need some time for, umm... personal reflection.

Let me get this straight. The integrity of a Wonder Bread/Miracle Whip/Velveeta sandwich would be compromised by adding Spam?

I bet you wouldn't even bother to cut the crust off.

Heathens.

a wee bit of Miracle Whip + tuna + wheat toast + a little lettuce and tomato... damn I'm hungry now

Can I get pasteurized process cheese food on mine and have nonfat ice milk for desert, abracadabra?

TV's Vinnie: Miracle Whip is worse than Santorum.

Baloney.

Miracle Whip+Wonder Bread sandwiches cut up into pie shapes=my favorite snack as a kid.

Now I'd never go there.