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(Politico)   Herman Cain says he will torpedo someone's campaign on January 19th   (politico.com) divider line 61
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utsagrad123 [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 02:56:28 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

"Put it in me Herman"

/hot
 
Jackson Herring [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 03:20:53 PM
M. Night Shyamalan twist: Cain endorses Obama.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 03:21:32 PM
who?
 
AirForceVet [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 03:24:00 PM
I thought he already torpedoed his own campaign for US President?

Does Herman Cain have more than one tube?
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 03:25:26 PM
AirForceVet: I thought he already torpedoed his own campaign for US President?

Does Herman Cain have more than one tube?

Fore and aft
 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 03:37:57 PM
Cain said he planned to make "an unconventional endorsement," and then added, "I believe all of the remaining Republican candidates are conventional."

So he's hoping for an unconventional conventionalist?

i.imgur.com
 
AirForceVet [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 03:45:00 PM
You know, dahmers love zombie, until now, "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" never made me think of Herman Cain ... until now.
 
GoodyearPimp
2012-01-06 04:27:36 PM
Who came in 9... 9... 9th place in Iowa?
 
Headso
2012-01-06 04:29:43 PM
imagewtf.com
 
Jake Havechek
2012-01-06 04:29:57 PM
You want a job, don;t you?
 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 04:30:59 PM
AirForceVet: You know, dahmers love zombie, until now, "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" never made me think of Herman Cain ... until now.


Well, I guess any time he's planning to be on TV makes you shiver with antici...
 
RyogaM
2012-01-06 04:32:54 PM
It will be Trump or Palin. Or both.

Unconventional.
 
Phony_Soldier
2012-01-06 04:35:31 PM
Hmm... I'm guessing it's Michelle Bachmann since he seems to like torpedoing the ladies.
 
GoodyearPimp
2012-01-06 04:36:01 PM
In other news, why doesn't Cain ever just release info? Every announcement he makes is in the form "I'll tell you in a few days". Then, when no one bites, he gets angry no one is paying attention. If the do start investigating and digging up dirt on him, it's the 'liberal media' out to get him (even though he was the one waving his hands and yelling LOOK AT ME).
 
IoSaturnalia
2012-01-06 04:36:23 PM
You know, I'm really starting to miss Cain. Say what you want about 9-9-9, at least it occasionally got the Rs talking about policy instead of continuously spouting vague dogwhistles about 'taking the country back'.
 
Muta
2012-01-06 04:36:40 PM
It'll be along the lines of, "Perry used a racial slur once."
 
Jake Havechek
2012-01-06 04:37:44 PM
Guys who talk about themselves in the 3rd person are always winners.
 
GWLush
2012-01-06 04:43:26 PM
I hope he says, "Myself" and jumps back into the race. I miss that farker.
 
Johnny Savage
2012-01-06 04:44:47 PM
IoSaturnalia: You know, I'm really starting to miss Cain. Say what you want about 9-9-9, at least it occasionally got the Rs talking about policy instead of continuously spouting vague dogwhistles about 'taking the country back'.
 
pope183
2012-01-06 04:45:01 PM
McCain endorses Romney -
Bachmann bleaches hair and works for Fox -
Cheney still says Islamic nation will endorse democracy instead of their civil war over which flavor of Islam will make up their theocracy...

Cain endorses Obama...
 
video man [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 04:46:26 PM
GWLush: I hope he says, "Myself" and jumps back into the race. I miss that farker.

I do too. At least Cain was entertaining to listen to.
 
Headso
2012-01-06 04:47:09 PM
Jake Havechek: Guys who talk about themselves in the 3rd person are always winners.

approves
30.media.tumblr.com
 
spongeboob [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 04:47:24 PM
Palin, he wants to torpedo Palin.

He may also endorse her for president.
 
Corvus [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 04:48:18 PM
UPDATE: What exactly Cain is endorsing, we should note, is unclear. As our colleague and editor Edward-Isaac Dovere notes, Cain said he planned to make "an unconventional endorsement," and then added, "I believe all of the remaining Republican candidates are conventional." Cain also said he'll say whatever he's saying in his keynote address at the Southern Republican Leadership Conference.

Oh please be something crazy!! Oh please. Oh please!
 
Tomflry7
2012-01-06 04:49:16 PM
Its gotta be Newt, the horndogs will stick together.
 
Corvus [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 04:49:28 PM
You know these whole "smart" "funny" things would be a lot better if we saw the current tally next to the button.
 
Corvus [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 04:50:48 PM
Remember when Cain thought Pro-life meant that you choose not to have an abortion but think it's not the governments role to tell other people what to do.

That was a good time!
 
Car_Ramrod [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 04:50:53 PM
"Ok, candidates.... hmmmm.... We're talking about Republicans, right? Just want to make sure we're talking about the same thing before I say a name... So, I chose this candidate for the following reasons: ... Nope, that's a different one... I've got to go back and see... *sigh* I've got all this stuff twirling around in my head."
 
HairBolus
2012-01-06 04:52:12 PM
Cain has recently released a new video YouTube (new window).

Hint to Cain - just because you say "we are not stupid" doesn't make it so.
 
no talent ass clown
2012-01-06 04:52:13 PM
Please let it be Trump.
 
blahpers
2012-01-06 04:52:28 PM
dahmers love zombie: AirForceVet: You know, dahmers love zombie, until now, "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" never made me think of Herman Cain ... until now.


Well, I guess any time he's planning to be on TV makes you shiver with antici...

SAY IT!
 
error 303
2012-01-06 04:52:32 PM
Corvus: UPDATE: What exactly Cain is endorsing, we should note, is unclear. As our colleague and editor Edward-Isaac Dovere notes, Cain said he planned to make "an unconventional endorsement," and then added, "I believe all of the remaining Republican candidates are conventional." Cain also said he'll say whatever he's saying in his keynote address at the Southern Republican Leadership Conference.

Oh please be something crazy!! Oh please. Oh please!

He's going to endorse Papa John's brand new 2 large any topping pizza meal deal, all for just $14.99!
 
pope183
2012-01-06 04:52:38 PM
Hey Baby .. Ima Bout ta do somthin... unconventional yeeeahhh
www.angryblacklady.com
 
Philip Francis Queeg
2012-01-06 04:57:58 PM
Well, you know he won't be endorsing Rick "No blowjobs" Santorum.
 
Loucifer [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 04:58:26 PM
I think he's just going to endorse white chicks and meaty pizza.
 
Ed Finnerty
2012-01-06 05:08:22 PM
He's going to stare intently at the crowd as he quotes various Skyrim guards, drop his pants, and play the Hot For Teacher with only the microphone and his penis.
 
DrippinBalls
2012-01-06 05:16:10 PM
Cain's a phony and a POS. 999. Liar.

/the pizza was shiat.
 
video man [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 05:21:41 PM
Ed Finnerty: He's going to stare intently at the crowd as he quotes various Skyrim guards, drop his pants, and play the Hot For Teacher with only the microphone and his penis.

d37nnnqwv9amwr.cloudfront.net
 
HeartlineTwist
2012-01-06 05:34:42 PM
dahmers love zombie: Cain said he planned to make "an unconventional endorsement," and then added, "I believe all of the remaining Republican candidates are conventional."

So he's hoping for an unconventional conventionalist?

[i.imgur.com image 211x239]

*whisper* Unconventional CONVENTIONIST....FTFY
 
stoli n coke
2012-01-06 05:39:20 PM
He'll endorse whoever tells him where the white wimmin at.
 
Forgot_my_password_again
2012-01-06 05:56:35 PM
I never got why the endorsement of the person who couldn't win it was so important.

Its like when ESPN has the losing coach come on the let us know what the teams still in the playoff need to do to win.
 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 06:10:24 PM
blahpers: dahmers love zombie: AirForceVet: You know, dahmers love zombie, until now, "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" never made me think of Herman Cain ... until now.


Well, I guess any time he's planning to be on TV makes you shiver with antici...

SAY IT!

...pation.

HeartlineTwist: dahmers love zombie: Cain said he planned to make "an unconventional endorsement," and then added, "I believe all of the remaining Republican candidates are conventional."

So he's hoping for an unconventional conventionalist?

[i.imgur.com image 211x239]

*whisper* Unconventional CONVENTIONIST....FTFY

Oh bugger. You're right. (paints large "V" on forehead, sits in back of theater)
 
imnotadoctor
2012-01-06 06:14:05 PM
Phony_Soldier: Hmm... I'm guessing it's Michelle Bachmann since he seems to like torpedoing the ladies.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 06:35:56 PM
The GOP needs him around to counter the perception of racism in the party. Unfortunately, as a non-candidate he won't be generating nearly the lulz.
 
magores
2012-01-06 06:44:42 PM
Corvus: You know these whole "smart" "funny" things would be a lot better if we saw the current tally next to the button.

nah... that would be too much like a laugh track
 
Ed Finnerty
2012-01-06 06:57:13 PM
magores: Corvus: You know these whole "smart" "funny" things would be a lot better if we saw the current tally next to the button.

nah... that would be too much like a laugh track

*APPLAUSE*
 
The Why Not Guy
2012-01-06 07:09:12 PM
As Ann Coulter said, the Republicans have better blah people than the Democrats' blah people.
 
All Latest
2012-01-06 07:09:26 PM
Jake Havechek: Guys who talk about themselves in the 3rd person are always winners drain bramaged.
 
gobstopping
2012-01-06 08:41:12 PM
WE already saw the result of this. Cain torpedoed Romney, and all we got was a bunch of Santorum.

Fool me once. . . .
 
NachoPitt
2012-01-06 09:22:55 PM
Cain is going to endorse himself.



www.katzwinkel.com

////hot like his self endorsement
 
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