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In NFL news, Jeff Fisher is taking his mullet to either St. Louis or Miami, and his mullet will make its decision next week. His mullet wants more time to mullet over. Mullet. Or in French, "mullet"
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Seacop
2012-01-06 01:54:00 PM
God, please send Jeff Fisher to St Louis....
as well as an offensive line
And a secondary
And a couple of caliber receivers
and a.....
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-01-06 02:04:59 PM
Rams please. Fisher will get to work with Sam Bradford, have the 2nd pick overall this year, work for an owner who wants to spend money. Come on, Rams. Get this guy!!!
bigpeeler
2012-01-06 02:15:39 PM
I'm in St.Louis. I'm a geographical Rams fan. I predict he goes to Miami. St.Louis is a joke.
Grand_Moff_Joseph
2012-01-06 02:20:14 PM
Yeah, because the one thing STL needs to try and turn around their team is a hot-headed douche-bag coach who complains about dirty players to the competition committee while instructing his own guys to chop block the opposing quarterback.
martissimo
2012-01-06 02:29:31 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph
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Yeah, because the one thing STL needs to try and turn around their team is a hot-headed douche-bag coach who complains about dirty players to the competition committee while instructing his own guys to chop block the opposing quarterback.
At this point, I'll take him
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-01-06 02:33:19 PM
He's from USC, the douchebag factory. What else would you expect?
USC has had a shiatload of #1 overall NFL picks, championships, Heisman winners etc. In addition to producing douchebags, they produce winners.
Hire him.
Seacop
2012-01-06 03:39:50 PM
bigpeeler
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I'm in St.Louis. I'm a geographical Rams fan. I predict he goes to Miami. St.Louis is a joke.
Yeah, two superbowl appearances, including 1 win in 15 seasons. F*CK 'EM, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE FOR YOU LATELY?
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2012-01-06 04:31:40 PM
AdolfOliverPanties
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He's from USC, the douchebag factory. What else would you expect?
USC has had a shiatload of #1 overall NFL picks, championships, Heisman winners etc. In addition to producing douchebags, they produce winners.
Hire him.
While all true, the douchebags they produce are of the highest quality and not to be sniffed at, (or smoked)
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-06 04:42:23 PM
Seacop
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bigpeeler: I'm in St.Louis. I'm a geographical Rams fan. I predict he goes to Miami. St.Louis is a joke.
Yeah, two superbowl appearances, including 1 win in 15 seasons. F*CK 'EM, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE FOR YOU LATELY?
This. Give me all the 3-13 seasons you want if you just throw in ONE DAMN SUPERBOWL WIN.
/stupid 0-4 Vikes
//Stupid dennis green
///stupid gary anderson
////stupid Childress
//stupid team with 12 men on the field after a timeout
//stupid AP fumbiling
//stupid Favre
//stupid refs in OT
....
L:"KJHFEDAJKL:SDHGLJKSHDGFKL:SJHDGKLSDJGFKLSJDFKLSJDFKL:JSDKL:Fjsadkl ; gfjsakldgjklsajdgfklsajdfkljsakldfjklsajdfklasjdfkl; j
JoeCowboy
2012-01-06 04:50:16 PM
Jim from Saint Paul
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Seacop: bigpeeler: I'm in St.Louis. I'm a geographical Rams fan. I predict he goes to Miami. St.Louis is a joke.
Yeah, two superbowl appearances, including 1 win in 15 seasons. F*CK 'EM, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE FOR YOU LATELY?
This. Give me all the 3-13 seasons you want if you just throw in ONE DAMN SUPERBOWL WIN.
/stupid 0-4 Vikes
//Stupid dennis green
///stupid gary anderson
////stupid Childress
//stupid team with 12 men on the field after a timeout
//stupid AP fumbiling
//stupid Favre
//stupid refs in OT
....
L:"KJHFEDAJKL:SDHGLJKSHDGFKL:SJHDGKLSDJGFKLSJDFKLSJDFKL:JSDKL:Fjsadkl ; gfjsakldgjklsajdgfklsajdfkljsakldfjklsajdfklasjdfkl; j
*sausage finger like typing detected*
JC
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-06 04:52:49 PM
JoeCowboy
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Jim from Saint Paul: Seacop: bigpeeler: I'm in St.Louis. I'm a geographical Rams fan. I predict he goes to Miami. St.Louis is a joke.
Yeah, two superbowl appearances, including 1 win in 15 seasons. F*CK 'EM, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE FOR YOU LATELY?
This. Give me all the 3-13 seasons you want if you just throw in ONE DAMN SUPERBOWL WIN.
/stupid 0-4 Vikes
//Stupid dennis green
///stupid gary anderson
////stupid Childress
//stupid team with 12 men on the field after a timeout
//stupid AP fumbiling
//stupid Favre
//stupid refs in OT
....
L:"KJHFEDAJKL:SDHGLJKSHDGFKL:SJHDGKLSDJGFKLSJDFKLSJDFKL:JSDKL:Fjsadkl ; gfjsakldgjklsajdgfklsajdfkljsakldfjklsajdfklasjdfkl; j
*sausage finger like typing detected*
JC
LEAVE ME ALONE!
m1ke
2012-01-06 04:57:36 PM
I really wish Kubiak had been fired last year so Fisher could "come home to Houston". Kubiak has become too fond of the "David Carr: Checkdowns for Dummies" playbook. THROW THE BALL DOWN FIELD ALREADY!
/Cincinnati wins big tomorrow.
Captain Steroid
2012-01-06 05:04:41 PM
I'd think he'd go to South Beach, if the choice is either the Fish or the team that beat him in his one-and-only Super Bowl. Maybe that's just me.
whizbangthedirtfarmer
2012-01-06 05:06:15 PM
I'm not sure if I get the Jeff Fisher love. He seems like a generally good guy, but he has just above a .500 record, and only reached the Super Bowl once in 16 years with Tennessee, and made it to the playoffs an additional five times. His teams have been generally competitive, but are more likely to be underachievers...
fatalvenom
2012-01-06 05:09:18 PM
Man, I wish I was home to post some "Port Salerno mullet" pics
your average maint. man
2012-01-06 05:15:44 PM
whizbangthedirtfarmer
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I'm not sure if I get the Jeff Fisher love. He seems like a generally good guy, but he has just above a .500 record, and only reached the Super Bowl once in 16 years with Tennessee, and made it to the playoffs an additional five times. His teams have been generally competitive, but are more likely to be underachievers...
then he'll fit right in at Miami. Seriously, Miami is not that bad. Moore was much better than Henne could of ever been, just took too long for him to get use to the system they run.
your average maint. man
2012-01-06 05:23:19 PM
fatalvenom
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Man, I wish I was home to post some "Port Salerno mullet" pics
skippy, let me go outside and see if i can get you some pics.... i'm right down the street in beautiful hobe sound...
hitting the "whistle stop" hard tomorrow morning......
Seacop
2012-01-06 05:40:33 PM
GimpyNip
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Captain Steroid: I'd think he'd go to South Beach, if the choice is either the Fish or the team that beat him in his one-and-only Super Bowl. Maybe that's just me.
On NFL Network they were going on and on about how he'll select the Rams because they have Bradford and that's a huge selling point. Huh? I don't really know if I were a coach of I'd want to be forced to ride the Bradford train for another year or two. What would be somewhat of a selling point would be aspects of their D. I'd really like to know the GM's plans for the #2 pick though.
The Rams don't have a GM, they're looking for one of those too. It's likely if Fisher is brought in he'll be the one making the selection. Second, Bradford is a franchise QB, and he has ability. He's not a Tom Brady, or Aaron Rogers, but he has potential. The Rams just need a healthy, playable line.
fastfxr
2012-01-06 05:41:46 PM
Please GOD, send him to STL.
/Dolphins fan
Seacop
2012-01-06 05:47:36 PM
GimpyNip
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Seacop: GimpyNip: Captain Steroid: I'd think he'd go to South Beach, if the choice is either the Fish or the team that beat him in his one-and-only Super Bowl. Maybe that's just me.
On NFL Network they were going on and on about how he'll select the Rams because they have Bradford and that's a huge selling point. Huh? I don't really know if I were a coach of I'd want to be forced to ride the Bradford train for another year or two. What would be somewhat of a selling point would be aspects of their D. I'd really like to know the GM's plans for the #2 pick though.
The Rams don't have a GM, they're looking for one of those too. It's likely if Fisher is brought in he'll be the one making the selection. Second, Bradford is a franchise QB, and he has ability. He's not a Tom Brady, or Aaron Rogers, but he has potential. The Rams just need a healthy, playable line.
Bradford is not a franchise QB. He's not even better than Kellen Clemens.
Says the guy from Southie.
dallylamma
2012-01-06 05:57:40 PM
Ryan Smyth approves of this thread.
/Take a second to bask in its glory
HaywoodJablonski
2012-01-06 06:25:32 PM
m1ke
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I really wish Kubiak had been fired last year so Fisher could "come home to Houston". Kubiak has become too fond of the "David Carr: Checkdowns for Dummies" playbook. THROW THE BALL DOWN FIELD ALREADY!
/Cincinnati wins big tomorrow.
You're massively retarded
Seacop
2012-01-06 06:28:14 PM
GimpyNip
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Seacop: GimpyNip: Seacop: GimpyNip: Captain Steroid: I'd think he'd go to South Beach, if the choice is either the Fish or the team that beat him in his one-and-only Super Bowl. Maybe that's just me.
On NFL Network they were going on and on about how he'll select the Rams because they have Bradford and that's a huge selling point. Huh? I don't really know if I were a coach of I'd want to be forced to ride the Bradford train for another year or two. What would be somewhat of a selling point would be aspects of their D. I'd really like to know the GM's plans for the #2 pick though.
The Rams don't have a GM, they're looking for one of those too. It's likely if Fisher is brought in he'll be the one making the selection. Second, Bradford is a franchise QB, and he has ability. He's not a Tom Brady, or Aaron Rogers, but he has potential. The Rams just need a healthy, playable line.
Bradford is not a franchise QB. He's not even better than Kellen Clemens.
Says the guy from Southie.
That's an odd ad hominem attack to defend Sam Bradford...
Is there anything that I can say that will make you change your mind? No. You have your opinion on the man and I have mine, what else is there to except attack each other?
/Besides you're a Jets fan, so you wouldn't know a quality QB if he shiat in your kitchen AND you didn't know the Rams were without a GM, so your football knowledge is obviously limited.
Marine1
2012-01-06 06:41:03 PM
Miami or a team that isn't taken seriously by its town, is a Disneyland import, and plays in a carpeted warehouse with a bunch of chairs?
Hm, wonder which one...
Pratty
2012-01-06 06:45:58 PM
GimpyNip
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Seacop: GimpyNip: Captain Steroid: I'd think he'd go to South Beach, if the choice is either the Fish or the team that beat him in his one-and-only Super Bowl. Maybe that's just me.
On NFL Network they were going on and on about how he'll select the Rams because they have Bradford and that's a huge selling point. Huh? I don't really know if I were a coach of I'd want to be forced to ride the Bradford train for another year or two. What would be somewhat of a selling point would be aspects of their D. I'd really like to know the GM's plans for the #2 pick though.
The Rams don't have a GM, they're looking for one of those too. It's likely if Fisher is brought in he'll be the one making the selection. Second, Bradford is a franchise QB, and he has ability. He's not a Tom Brady, or Aaron Rogers, but he has potential. The Rams just need a healthy, playable line.
Bradford is not a franchise QB. He's not even better than Kellen Clemens.
I don't get why people think this. Because he had a bad year on a shiatty team after a pretty decent first year?
neuroflare
2012-01-06 06:58:37 PM
So I know not everyone saw it but I have a copy of the Jake awards in their original format if anyone's interested.
Bunny Deville
2012-01-06 07:03:19 PM
I'm just glad he's not coming to Jax.
I'm also frightened of whom they'll end up getting.
jake3988
2012-01-06 07:33:46 PM
Jeff Fisher made the playoffs like 3 times in 16 years, it ASTOUNDS me how he managed to keep his job all those years.
It also astounds me that so many people want him.
12349876
2012-01-06 08:00:20 PM
jake3988
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Jeff Fisher made the playoffs like 3 times in 16 years, it ASTOUNDS me how he managed to keep his job all those years.
emphasis on LIKE
The REAL STATS
6 playoff appearances in 10 years (99,00,02,03,07,08) and an 8-8 season
3 out 5 seasons at 8-8 before the playoff run, 1 out 2 years 8-8 afterwards.
Plus the SUPER BOWL appearance
Seacop
2012-01-06 08:01:06 PM
GimpyNip
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I guess I just didn't think he's first season was all that impressive and this year was even less so.
As for not knowing the Rams GM or that they didn't have one...well, I guess I should have figured as much. But, really, like you can name or know of every GM in the league?
you don't have to know names to know a team is missing one...
Bunny Deville
2012-01-06 08:03:30 PM
GimpyNip
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Bunny Deville: I'm just glad he's not coming to Jax.
I'm also frightened of whom they'll end up getting.
Please take Baby Schotty from the Jets!! Come on, you have to! Bill O'Brien bailed for Penn State.
Do not want. DO NOT WANT.
At this point, I'm not sure who I do want, but I'm damned sure who I don't want.
mjohnson71
2012-01-06 08:11:16 PM
12349876
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jake3988: Jeff Fisher made the playoffs like 3 times in 16 years, it ASTOUNDS me how he managed to keep his job all those years.
emphasis on LIKE
The REAL STATS
6 playoff appearances in 10 years (99,00,02,03,07,08) and an 8-8 season
3 out 5 seasons at 8-8 before the playoff run, 1 out 2 years 8-8 afterwards.
Plus the SUPER BOWL appearance
We're not picky here. Let me remind you about the last couple of Rams seasons I've had to watch.
2011: 2-14
2010: 7-9
2009: 1-15
2008: 2-14
2007: 3-13
steveGswine
2012-01-06 08:13:24 PM
I was amazed that some people talked about Jeff Fisher coming to Indianapolis to coach, after he and his team were utter farksticks on every trip to town during his Tennessee tenure. Sooo not going to happen.
Is there a Jeff Fisher story that doesn't involve him or one of his players behaving badly? I remember him acting like he invented the onside kick for a while, but other than that, I'm stumped.
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-01-06 08:37:54 PM
Pratty
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Bradford is not a franchise QB. He's not even better than Kellen Clemens.
I don't get why people think this. Because he had a bad year getting
his ass sacked repeatedly and struggling to play on an injured ankle while
on a shiatty team after a pretty decent first year?
FTFY
Pratty
2012-01-06 08:58:23 PM
AdolfOliverPanties
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Pratty: Bradford is not a franchise QB. He's not even better than Kellen Clemens.
I don't get why people think this. Because he had a bad year getting his ass sacked repeatedly and struggling to play on an injured ankle while on a shiatty team after a pretty decent first year?
FTFY
So true.
/36 sacks in 10 games is pain
Seacop
2012-01-06 09:07:03 PM
GimpyNip
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Seacop: GimpyNip: I guess I just didn't think he's first season was all that impressive and this year was even less so.
As for not knowing the Rams GM or that they didn't have one...well, I guess I should have figured as much. But, really, like you can name or know of every GM in the league?
you don't have to know names to know a team is missing one...
The Rams haven't been relevant since Mark Bulger got his first concussion. Aside from Steven Jackson's fantasy stats, nobody knows shiat about the Rams let alone their front office. I hate to break it to you but most people aren't tuning their HAM Radios into The talk radio stations of Misery. Also, the Bengals may only be decent a few times a decade and they don't have a GM but they've made the playoffs a few times and fleeced the Raiders in a trade. What's the Rams excuse?
Holy WTF? The rams fired their GM in the same sentence that they fired Spag. It's not about being relevant, I can agree they've sucked for the last several years. All I'm saying is know wtf you're talking about before you spout off.
/And who said anything about the Bengals?
Seacop
2012-01-06 09:09:32 PM
Pratty
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AdolfOliverPanties: Pratty: Bradford is not a franchise QB. He's not even better than Kellen Clemens.
I don't get why people think this. Because he had a bad year getting his ass sacked repeatedly and struggling to play on an injured ankle while on a shiatty team after a pretty decent first year?
FTFY
So true.
/36 sacks in 10 games is pain
Gimpy don't know didley
Pratty
2012-01-06 09:12:22 PM
Seacop
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Pratty: AdolfOliverPanties: Pratty: Bradford is not a franchise QB. He's not even better than Kellen Clemens.
I don't get why people think this. Because he had a bad year getting his ass sacked repeatedly and struggling to play on an injured ankle while on a shiatty team after a pretty decent first year?
FTFY
So true.
/36 sacks in 10 games is pain
Gimpy don't know didley
Bo knows Diddley.
Lance Russell's Nose
2012-01-06 10:36:37 PM
whizbangthedirtfarmer
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I'm not sure if I get the Jeff Fisher love. He seems like a generally good guy, but he has just above a .500 record, and only reached the Super Bowl once in 16 years with Tennessee, and made it to the playoffs an additional five times. His teams have been generally competitive, but are more likely to be underachievers...
Fisher had the good fortune to make it to the Superbowl in the team's second season in Nashville and that meant a lot. Plus, he was the only coach most of the Titans fans (meaning those who live in the team's area) had ever known. He played well with the media and always said the things that you want coaches to say, especially after a loss. His stubborn mishandling of the team's 2009 start didn't do him any favors.
He's the guy if you want mediocrity. Six winning seasons in sixteen years.
dickfreckle
2012-01-07 02:43:12 AM
whizbangthedirtfarmer
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I'm not sure if I get the Jeff Fisher love. He seems like a generally good guy, but he has just above a .500 record, and only reached the Super Bowl once in 16 years with Tennessee, and made it to the playoffs an additional five times. His teams have been generally competitive, but are more likely to be underachievers...
I've had just about enough this whole "making sense" garbage in my sports tab. I bid you good'day, sir.
/faggot
Your Zionist Leader
2012-01-07 11:13:21 AM
Lance Russell's Nose
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whizbangthedirtfarmer: I'm not sure if I get the Jeff Fisher love. He seems like a generally good guy, but he has just above a .500 record, and only reached the Super Bowl once in 16 years with Tennessee, and made it to the playoffs an additional five times. His teams have been generally competitive, but are more likely to be underachievers...
Fisher had the good fortune to make it to the Superbowl in the team's second season in Nashville and that meant a lot. Plus, he was the only coach most of the Titans fans (meaning those who live in the team's area) had ever known. He played well with the media and always said the things that you want coaches to say, especially after a loss. His stubborn mishandling of the team's 2009 start didn't do him any favors.
He's the guy if you want mediocrity. Six winning seasons in sixteen years.
While I appreciate what you're saying, mediocrity would be a marked improvement for the Rams right now. Baby steps.
IamKaiserSoze!!!
2012-01-07 12:07:39 PM
Bullet Tooth Tony: All right, Mullet?
[Mullet freezes, then swallows and turns around]
Mullet: How you doin', Tony? You all right, mate?
Bullet Tooth Tony: Ooh, nice tie.
Mullet: I heard you weren't about much these days, Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you know? Still warm, the blood that courses through my veins. Unlike yours, Mullet.
jackandwater
2012-01-07 02:38:42 PM
Not to derail here, but I don't think subby knows what a true mullet is. Jeff Fisher's hair is not even close! And Ryan Smyth just looks like he hasn't been to the barber for a long time.
How soon they forget!
jackandwater
2012-01-07 02:39:25 PM
Hey! Where did my picture go?
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