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(Chicago Tribune) Followup Starlin Castro's attorney says the accusations his client raped anyone are "baseless." Just like a standard Cubs game   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 8
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Cagey B
2012-01-06 01:57:25 PM
Wait, I don't get this. There aren't any bases at a Cubs game? How do their opponents score all those runs then?
 
germ78 [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 02:38:09 PM
That's how bad the Cubs are. Their best player fails when he tries to score.
 
redmid17
2012-01-06 05:35:09 PM
Oh look another he said/she said rape case against an athlete. Funny how that works out.
 
GQueue
2012-01-06 06:04:12 PM
Guess he blows throw the stop sign at 3rd base off the field too then.
 
GoodHomer
2012-01-06 07:45:51 PM
Wow. I read that as "Stalin Castro" and thought, gee, what an unfortunate name.
 
SharkTrager
2012-01-06 07:51:47 PM
This headline just doesn't work.
 
paswa17
2012-01-06 08:46:13 PM
Starlin Castro's attorney says the accusations his client raped anyone are "baseless." Just like a standard Cubs game where the team finishes "scoreless."

FTFY

/Cubs fan, but it had to be fixed
 
pion
2012-01-06 09:59:56 PM
GoodHomer: Wow. I read that as "Stalin Castro" and thought, gee, what an unfortunate name.

Probably Cuban.
 
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