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Kristen Stewart was almost moved to an emotion by her "Breaking Dawn" wedding dress
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Keigh
2012-01-06 01:48:34 PM
FTFA:
the character of Bella and Kristen's portrayal of her
I'm glad to see that TFA distinguished between these two things, as one is pathetic and sad, and the other is immature and mopey.
/dont ask me which is which.
greenbowlpacker
2012-01-06 01:58:36 PM
BarbadoSlim
2012-01-06 01:59:44 PM
By "almost" emotion subby meant she bit her lip, like, extra hard.
BigTuna
2012-01-06 02:04:03 PM
$35k for a farking dress.
Mugato
2012-01-06 02:09:13 PM
Slaves2Darkness
2012-01-06 02:09:24 PM
BigTuna
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$35k for a farking dress.
No, $35K to bring this romantic fantasy to a crescendo. A romantic fantasy that has made hundreds of millions of dollars from emotionally stunted teen girls and unfulfilled 30+ moms. Given how much money these movies and books have made $35K to bring all those emotionally defective girls and women to a climax is well spent.
Jake Havechek
2012-01-06 02:15:02 PM
Then the 30 Days Of Night vampires show up and ravage everybody including the sparkly vampires.
gunga galunga
2012-01-06 02:15:14 PM
To be fair, I liked Kristin Stewart in Panic Room, Adventureland and The Runaways. I don't know what any actress could do to give this character any sort of depth.
89 Stick-Up Kid
2012-01-06 02:19:14 PM
greenbowlpacker
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I look like that everyday around 4:25pm.
MoronLessOff
2012-01-06 02:32:12 PM
Here she is giving a thrilling performance in Zathura.
rcantley
2012-01-06 02:34:54 PM
All the looks and charisma of a young Lisa Marie Pressley...
BarbadoSlim
2012-01-06 02:35:40 PM
MoronLessOff
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Here she is giving a thrilling performance in Zathura.
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Aaaaaaand that there's thread.
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2012-01-06 02:55:25 PM
BarbadoSlim
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Aaaaaaand that there's thread.
Good, we can move on to Ashley Greene, the only good that has come out of those accursed movies:
BarbadoSlim
2012-01-06 03:23:01 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus
:
BarbadoSlim: Aaaaaaand that there's thread.
Good, we can move on to Ashley Greene, the only good that has come out of those accursed movies:
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Second!
eddievercetti
2012-01-06 03:27:32 PM
BarbadoSlim
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The Stealth Hippopotamus: BarbadoSlim: Aaaaaaand that there's thread.
Good, we can move on to Ashley Greene, the only good that has come out of those accursed movies:
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Second!
3rded!
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-06 03:32:21 PM
eddievercetti
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BarbadoSlim: The Stealth Hippopotamus: BarbadoSlim: Aaaaaaand that there's thread.
Good, we can move on to Ashley Greene, the only good that has come out of those accursed movies:
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Second!
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3rded!
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mitchcumstein1
2012-01-06 03:37:23 PM
eddievercetti
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BarbadoSlim: The Stealth Hippopotamus: BarbadoSlim: Aaaaaaand that there's thread.
Good, we can move on to Ashley Greene, the only good that has come out of those accursed movies:
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Second!
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3rded!
Motion carried.
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-06 03:42:58 PM
mitchcumstein1
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eddievercetti: BarbadoSlim: The Stealth Hippopotamus: BarbadoSlim: Aaaaaaand that there's thread.
Good, we can move on to Ashley Greene, the only good that has come out of those accursed movies:
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Second!
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Motion carried.
Thank you good sir.
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-06 04:57:30 PM
After perusing the thread, this:
doesn't seem very important anymore.
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2012-01-06 05:08:22 PM
mitchcumstein1
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Motion carried.
I got some motion for her.
BigMevy
2012-01-06 05:15:20 PM
gunga galunga
:
To be fair, I liked Kristin Stewart in Panic Room, Adventureland and The Runaways. I don't know what any actress could do to give this character any sort of depth.
To be fair I thought she nailed it as Joan Jett in the Runaways.
MoronLessOff
2012-01-06 05:17:35 PM
BigMevy
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gunga galunga: To be fair, I liked Kristin Stewart in Panic Room, Adventureland and The Runaways. I don't know what any actress could do to give this character any sort of depth.
To be fair I thought she nailed it as Joan Jett in the Runaways.
I'm actually looking forward to this because Joan Jett is awesome.
mitchcumstein1
2012-01-06 05:22:32 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus
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mitchcumstein1: Motion carried.
I got some motion for her.
You know what I like about her, she likes to have a good time. She'll get sloppy drunk and make out with a dude in the back of a car. She's what we called "fun" in college.
Kurmudgeon
2012-01-06 10:30:10 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus
:
Good, we can move on to Ashley Greene
Good choice, I expect she's going to be Amanda Seyfried to Kristen's Lindsay Lohan.
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-06 10:34:30 PM
Kurmudgeon
:
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Good, we can move on to Ashley Greene
Good choice, I expect she's going to be Amanda Seyfried to Kristen's Lindsay Lohan.
She's going to have a steamy sex scene with Julianne Moore? SWEET!
Seth'n'Spectrum
2012-01-06 11:09:48 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus
:
Good, we can move on to Ashley Greene, the only good that has come out of those accursed movies:
What, no love for Anna Kendrick?
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-06 11:13:24 PM
Seth'n'Spectrum
:
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Good, we can move on to Ashley Greene, the only good that has come out of those accursed movies:
What, no love for Anna Kendrick?
Well...if by "love" you mean chafing of manly bits, then yes!
Apos
2012-01-06 11:15:30 PM
Seth'n'Spectrum
:
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Good, we can move on to Ashley Greene, the only good that has come out of those accursed movies:
What, no love for Anna Kendrick?
In
50/50?
Yup.
Scott Pilgrim vs The World?
Check.
Twilight
? Not so much.
Seth'n'Spectrum
2012-01-06 11:24:50 PM
Apos
:
In 50/50? Yup. Scott Pilgrim vs The World? Check. Twilight? Not so much.
Let me add
Up in the Air
to that list.
Apos
2012-01-06 11:40:02 PM
Seth'n'Spectrum
:
Apos: In 50/50? Yup. Scott Pilgrim vs The World? Check. Twilight? Not so much.
Let me add Up in the Air to that list.
Yes indeed.
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