too bad we cannot get Senator Turtle, Speaker Boner and Majority Leader Backstab Boy to really rip into each other...

Its farking sad that Romney is talking about Santorum's spending (expecially when you compare it to Romney's ) when there are a TON of stupid things Santorum has actually said/done.
Oh yea, all those bad things are why the evangelicals are voting for him, sigh.

It sounds like Romney's Super PAC is about to do the ole #6 on Ricky-poo.

Santorum wants to ban all forms of porn. What a farking loon.

Shouldn't it be "Romney Camp Squirts Santorum"?

IoSaturnalia: It sounds like Romney's Super PAC is about to do the ole #6 on Ricky-poo.

#6? I'm not familiar with that one.

'Romney Camp rips Santorum'. Sounds like a gay version of the infamous bean eating scene from Blazing Saddles

Right! The only difference between the two is twenty or so mentions of the n word. Oh wait...

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Prison rape style!

misterroboto: 'Romney Camp rips Santorum'. Sounds like a gay version of the infamous bean eating scene from Blazing Saddles

Right! The only difference between the two is twenty or so mentions of the n word. Oh wait...

No, no, he said NIGER.... NIGER. He's not interested in helping NIGERIANS.

/do your worst, wordfilter

credit to someone else (poops)

How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart?

qorkfiend: IoSaturnalia: It sounds like Romney's Super PAC is about to do the ole #6 on Ricky-poo.

#6? I'm not familiar with that one.

Well, that's when they go RIDIN' into the polling place, a WHOMPIN' and a WHUMPIN', every living voter that moves, within a inch of their life.

'Cept the women folks, of course!

I'd say you had enough beans.

MindStalker: Its farking sad that Romney is talking about Santorum's spending (expecially when you compare it to Romney's ) when there are a TON of stupid things Santorum has actually said/done.
Oh yea, all those bad things are why the evangelicals are voting for him, sigh.

I can see why Romney can't/won't go after Santorum for some of the ridiculous things he's said lately. It'd be too easy for Santorum to spin any Romney criticism of his social positions as "zomg look, the Mormon is attacking beliefs of Real Christians^TM!!!"

tnpir: qorkfiend: IoSaturnalia: It sounds like Romney's Super PAC is about to do the ole #6 on Ricky-poo.

#6? I'm not familiar with that one.

Well, that's when they go RIDIN' into the polling place, a WHOMPIN' and a WHUMPIN', every living voter that moves, within a inch of their life.

'Cept the women folks, of course!

You spare the women??

Coincidentally, Romney's entire campaign will hinge on the strategy of "heading them off at the pass".
He's gonna need a shiatload of nickles.

There's a link on RealClearPolitics that says: "Polls: Santorum Begins to Surge"

I'm afraid to click it....

Personally, I like Bob Kerrey's definition of "Santorum" better than Dan Savage's.

/look it up

qorkfiend: tnpir: qorkfiend: IoSaturnalia: It sounds like Romney's Super PAC is about to do the ole #6 on Ricky-poo.

#6? I'm not familiar with that one.

Well, that's when they go RIDIN' into the polling place, a WHOMPIN' and a WHUMPIN', every living voter that moves, within a inch of their life.

'Cept the women folks, of course!

You spare the women??

Naw, we have monogomous, marital, procreative, missionary position sex with them at the Number Six Dance later on.

RedT: qorkfiend: tnpir: qorkfiend: IoSaturnalia: It sounds like Romney's Super PAC is about to do the ole #6 on Ricky-poo.

#6? I'm not familiar with that one.

Well, that's when they go RIDIN' into the polling place, a WHOMPIN' and a WHUMPIN', every living voter that moves, within a inch of their life.

'Cept the women folks, of course!

You spare the women??

Naw, we have monogomous, marital, procreative, missionary position sex with them at the Number Six Dance later on.

Oh, RedT that's so creative, I ....



OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Why RedT! You've ... been HURT!

tnpir: RedT: qorkfiend: tnpir: qorkfiend: IoSaturnalia: It sounds like Romney's Super PAC is about to do the ole #6 on Ricky-poo.

#6? I'm not familiar with that one.

Well, that's when they go RIDIN' into the polling place, a WHOMPIN' and a WHUMPIN', every living voter that moves, within a inch of their life.

'Cept the women folks, of course!

You spare the women??

Naw, we have monogomous, marital, procreative, missionary position sex with them at the Number Six Dance later on.

Oh, RedT that's so creative, I ....

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OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Why RedT! You've ... been HURT!

Uppity president hit me on the head with a recess appointment. I'd sure appreciate it, Sir, if you could find it in your heart to hang his nominations up in the Senate until we're all dead.

After a bunch of lame Santorum headline jokes, it's nice to see such a funny one.

/+1 for Subby

Geotpf: Personally, I like Bob Kerrey's definition of "Santorum" better than Dan Savage's.

/look it up

Dan savage just made it famous. It was actually a contest of reader submissions. I really want/don't want to know what the other submissions were.

He tried to do the same thing with "saddle-backing" a couple of years ago. You know, after the church.

Means xtian teens plowing each other in the butt to oreserve their "virginity" for those too lazy to look it up.

qorkfiend: tnpir: RedT: qorkfiend: tnpir: qorkfiend: IoSaturnalia: It sounds like Romney's Super PAC is about to do the ole #6 on Ricky-poo.

#6? I'm not familiar with that one.

Well, that's when they go RIDIN' into the polling place, a WHOMPIN' and a WHUMPIN', every living voter that moves, within a inch of their life.

'Cept the women folks, of course!

You spare the women??

Naw, we have monogomous, marital, procreative, missionary position sex with them at the Number Six Dance later on.

Oh, RedT that's so creative, I ....

OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Why RedT! You've ... been HURT!

Uppity president hit me on the head with a recess appointment. I'd sure appreciate it, Sir, if you could find it in your heart to hang his nominations up in the Senate until we're all dead.

I love you guys so much. Seriously, you just made my day.

Nice, subby.

+1

Who knew that some urban-dictionary created term for a sex act would lead to an endless string of greenlits. The 4th-grade level humor is getting a bit tiring.

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Someone should just run against him by pointing out how he wants to get "Big Government" out of our lives by giving it the power to tell us how, when, and with whom we can all orgasm. The fact that a guy who wants to put the police in your bedroom is considered the "pro-family" candidate is ridiculous.

Heron: Someone should just run against him by pointing out how he wants to get "Big Government" out of our lives by giving it the power to tell us how, when, and with whom we can all orgasm. The fact that a guy who wants to put the police in your bedroom is considered the "pro-family" candidate is ridiculous.

Pro-christian-white-rich-heterosexual-family candidate.