Don't you mean its, Paradise Lost, subby?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

ThatGuyGreg: Boooooooooooooooo

Calmamity: Boooooooooooooooooooooo

Oh what a difference 6 o's can make. The second one is much better.

In other news, a man that could have any woman decides to give it a go.

Christina Ricci is seen crouched in the corner, laughing like Renfield and rubbing her hands...drooling. Here Johnny Johnny Johnny.

What a coincidence - I have just nicknamed my penis "Trouble".

pfffft, good luck finding another girlfriend, Johnny.

What subby meant to say - there used to be trouble in Paradis. But not anymore

Booooooooooooooooooo-urns

Typical.

Never trusted the guy. Now we'll have to listen to the endless tripe about the breakup, the "we'll always be close for the kids", who he's banging next, and all of the other BS.

Just once I want a celebrity to dance like the trained monkey we're paying for and then go home quietly.

Years ago I was invited to the premiere of Donnie Brasco in Los Angeles and Depp was there....afterwards he got up and talked and then did this meet and greet with anyone who stuck around. I was there with my girl friend at the time and when we got our turn to meet him my GF says..."what is that? Something smells like dirt?" to no one specifically....but Depp immediately responds, "That's me." turns and storms out of the theater. Right as the door closes behind him, everyone turns to my girlfriend and without missing a beat says: "What a waste of patchouli." We all laughed.

Be a dad first, Johnny, then run wild.

Kurmudgeon: Be a dad first, Johnny, then run wild.

do both?
guy is rich enough to be on the other side of the world banging triplets one day, and home with his kid the next.

Perhaps there's been a stranger in Paradis?


/c'mon, let's beat this to death....Paradis by the dashboard light....

otherginger: Perhaps there's been a stranger in Paradis?


/c'mon, let's beat this to death....Paradis by the dashboard light....

Maybe she's been having visions of dead paternal relatives...ya know, a Phantom of the Paradis?

karnal: everyone turns to my girlfriend and without missing a beat says

everyone?

quizzicaldog.jpg?

Maybe she was getting fat from all the Cheeseburgers in Paradise.

Apos


halfof33: karnal: everyone turns to my girlfriend and without missing a beat says

everyone?

quizzicaldog.jpg?


EVERYONE!

Yes....Everyone! Johnson O. Everyone....a real nice guy with a slight lisp and a very pronounced limp he got from Vietnam.


/never ever question me again!

Am I the only one in the world who thought his character and acting in those pirate movies was unwatchable and dreadful? He was like Jar-Jar Binks and the petulant Annakin Skywalker added together and squared. I hated those movies entirely because of him.

canyoneer

Am I the only one in the world who thought his character and acting in those pirate movies was unwatchable and dreadful? He was like Jar-Jar Binks and the petulant Annakin Skywalker added together and squared. I hated those movies entirely because of him.


hate is such a strong word

karnal: Years ago I was invited to the premiere of Donnie Brasco in Los Angeles and Depp was there....afterwards he got up and talked and then did this meet and greet with anyone who stuck around. I was there with my girl friend at the time and when we got our turn to meet him my GF says..."what is that? Something smells like dirt?" to no one specifically....but Depp immediately responds, "That's me." turns and storms out of the theater. Right as the door closes behind him, everyone turns to my girlfriend and without missing a beat says: "What a waste of patchouli." We all laughed.

It seems smelling bad is a family affair for the Depps. (new window)

karnal: hate is such a strong word

I think it leads to suffering.

canyoneer: Am I the only one in the world who thought his character and acting in those pirate movies was unwatchable and dreadful? He was like Jar-Jar Binks and the petulant Annakin Skywalker added together and squared. I hated those movies entirely because of him.

I hated them because they were typical Disney shiat, not because of his acting.

PizzaJedi81

karnal: hate is such a strong word

I think it leads to suffering.

...and suffering leads to the dark side.

Lsherm: karnal: Years ago I was invited to the premiere of Donnie Brasco in Los Angeles and Depp was there....afterwards he got up and talked and then did this meet and greet with anyone who stuck around. I was there with my girl friend at the time and when we got our turn to meet him my GF says..."what is that? Something smells like dirt?" to no one specifically....but Depp immediately responds, "That's me." turns and storms out of the theater. Right as the door closes behind him, everyone turns to my girlfriend and without missing a beat says: "What a waste of patchouli." We all laughed.

It seems smelling bad is a family affair for the Depps. (new window)

That's probably why he moved to France. Over there, he's considered squeeky clean.

Fine ,I will do it




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hasty ambush: Fine ,I will do it

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Off to the fapatorium!

Whatever, he got to bang Sherilyn Fenn in her prime. Paradis was a downgrade IMHO.

Apos: xdedd: Whatever, he got to bang Sherilyn Fenn in her prime. Paradis was a downgrade IMHO.

I disagree. More like a lateral shift.

I've heard that's painful if you don't stretch first.

Wait, he did some movie with Angelina Jolie, right? That must be where he's heading next.

Whatever.
Johnny Depp is awesomely hot and I'd do him every which way possible and make him a sammich.

mynameisdouglas: guy is rich enough to be on the other side of the world banging triplets one day, and home with his kid the next.

That's not being a dad, that's being a jet setter. Take the kid with him if he has to, but spend time.
He can afford the extra ticket.

Kurmudgeon: He can afford the extra ticket.

Hell, he can afford a damn private jet!

Mmmmmmm. Nail polish.


/Homer-doughnut noise........

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There's a reason she has her mouth closed and is caked in make-up in those pictures...

Lsherm: karnal: Years ago I was invited to the premiere of Donnie Brasco in Los Angeles and Depp was there....afterwards he got up and talked and then did this meet and greet with anyone who stuck around. I was there with my girl friend at the time and when we got our turn to meet him my GF says..."what is that? Something smells like dirt?" to no one specifically....but Depp immediately responds, "That's me." turns and storms out of the theater. Right as the door closes behind him, everyone turns to my girlfriend and without missing a beat says: "What a waste of patchouli." We all laughed.

It seems smelling bad is a family affair for the Depps. (new window)

Dunno if I should be admitting this, but I've actually met him a couple of times in person and honestly I didn't notice anything out of the ordinary. I'd imagine this is probably just people making shiat up as usual...