Bring her to me, I will soothe her pain.

dammit, her mom barely even qualifies for this tab anymore

I know there are some libs in here that would fark the conservative outta her. Post pics... Now.

Which one is Bristol again?

Sex tape.

She still making $30,000 per speech?

Hate your lives, yet, Farkers?

Really no reason for this to be in Politics, is there?

emersonbiggins: She still making $30,000 per speech?

Hate your lives, yet, Farkers?

So she's made what, $15,000 so far?

Mistymtnhop: Which one is Bristol again?

I'm sure deep down whores hate their hallways too.

Is she asking for money?

Back to touring with mommy.

Fortunately for everyone, she's not remotely famous anymore. Hell, I haven't even heard a word about her dipshiat mother for at least 4 months.

Bill O'Reilly: "[Jamie Lynn Spears] was running around unsupervised" and in the next sentence gives Bristol a pass.


Now we know Bristol lied to her mom about going on the camping trip and was sloshed on wine coolers when Levi plowed her.

Sorry babe, don't aspire to fame, because your wish might come true someday.

Hollie Maea: Fortunately for everyone, she's not remotely famous anymore. Hell, I haven't even heard a word about her dipshiat mother for at least 4 months.

I have... now.

I don't blame anyone who wants to milk their 15 minutes.

I generally have some respect for those who don't but some respect from a guy on the internet doesn't pay your bills so if she wants to clog TLC with 3-hour specials I'll just have to watch something else. Or go outside.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Back to touring with mommy.

Nah. Ever since the man-jaw started showing, Sarah's career is on the way out too.

However, Bristol still has time to become Gingrich wife #4.

I don't know, maybe she is a nice girl, but she just comes across as a stuck up rich biatch coont on TV.

Fame? Yeah like Casey Anthony

Awesome! It's been awhile since I could bust out this gem...

I would put it in her pooper.

/That is all

There was a time when I felt genuinely sorry for Bristol Palin. (This was before she started appearing in publicity stuff of her own.) She seemed like an otherwise normal young woman who just wanted to live her life, but everything she did was always about her mom. And her mom seemed to make everything that Bristol wanted to do for Bristol all about Sarah. And I've felt that way about all of the Palin kids.

That feeling of genuine empathy kind of went away after she seemed to start thrusting herself more and more into the spotlight and willingly being part of the fame game. Maybe she's still being manipulated by her mom. Maybe not.

BurnShrike: Hollie Maea: Fortunately for everyone, she's not remotely famous anymore. Hell, I haven't even heard a word about her dipshiat mother for at least 4 months.

I have... now.

Yeah, sorry about that. What can you do, though.

Wow... Someone liked her enough to want to do a closure article?

I didn't like her enough to read the first one.

I thought her mom was cute for her age, but after the first news article, I could have lived without her also.

Hollie Maea: Fortunately for everyone, she's not remotely famous anymore. Hell, I haven't even heard a word about her dipshiat mother for at least 4 months.

And that's why there was a "need" to complain to the media about all the "media attention."

Her greatest fame is her behind, err, behind her.

supayoda: ...she seemed to start thrusting herself more and more... i>

Do go on...

/fap

Is she going to keep dat ass, though? Her mom's ass looks like a pizza box.

Bristol and Sarah in a three way. mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Wellon Dowd: Her greatest fame is her behind, err, behind her.

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Daayum.

Is the unlikely tag busy snorting blow off of basketball players?
A bigger AW one is unlikely to find.

So she's giving all the money she got to charity, right?

ihatedumbpeople: Wellon Dowd: Her greatest fame is her behind, err, behind her.

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Daayum.

Said it once, I'll say it again... GOD BLESS YOGA PANTS!

Girlsinyogapants.com (new window) Potentially NSFW.

If she didn't want to be famous, then why did she release that tape of her boning that black guy and letting that rapper pee on her?

Mistymtnhop: Which one is Bristol again?

She's the unmarried teenage mother of two who makes six figures lecturing us about abstinence.

I wouldn't mind parking my fishing boat in her Yakutat Bay if you know what I'm sayin.
/And I think you do.

lol haters

Jake Havechek: Bill O'Reilly: "[Jamie Lynn Spears] was running around unsupervised" and in the next sentence gives Bristol a pass.


Now we know Bristol lied to her mom about going on the camping trip and was sloshed on wine coolers when Levi plowed her.

Sorry babe, don't aspire to fame, because your wish might come true someday.

That's hawt.

Wellon Dowd: Her greatest fame is her behind, err, behind her.

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gack

Face to face with her most of you would wither like little basement dwelling flowers.

Wellon Dowd: Her greatest fame is her behind, err, behind her.

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Somebody already hit that in a trailer when she was underage... what is your point?