Witch! witch! Burn him! Burn him!

Does this mean he should have been the man with the golden gun rather than Bond?

You know, I'm not sure that I can go along with the idea of your penis, your health, or even your third nipple being a possession. I think any realistic definition would have to begin by saying that "possessions" or objects external to you. Which certainly excludes health, which is actually a state of being.

Nipples and penises are a little different, obviously. They're not states of being. I mean, a penis can have multiple states, but it's still not really an external object. Well, it's external in that it hangs out from a man's body, unless he's one of those really unfortunately endowed individuals that I've, uh, read about who actually have more of an innnie than an outie, if you get my drift. But that's basically irrelevant. The point here is that a penis, whether it hangs low or high, is part of a man's body and really can't therefore be called a possession. Now, if you were to put some sort of penis gourd on over it, *that* might be different...although it's still not really the penis in this case that's the possession, it's the gourd. One might argue that the penis is an inextractable part of a penis gourd -- that if you do not put the penis in the gourd, it's only a gourd and not a penis gourd. These people have a valid point, I think, but the underlying issue remains the fact that the penis by itself is simply a part of the larger body and does take on any aspect of a "possession" until the separate gourd is added.

Pocket Ninja This all depends upon the language that you speak. Lots of languages mark for a difference between things that are inalienably possessed, like body parts, and other possessions, like hair or children or health. English just isn't very specific

Pocket Ninja: You know, I'm not sure that I can go along with the idea of your penis, your health, or even your third nipple being a possession. I think any realistic definition would have to begin by saying that "possessions" or objects external to you. Which certainly excludes health, which is actually a state of being.

Nipples and penises are a little different, obviously. They're not states of being. I mean, a penis can have multiple states, but it's still not really an external object. Well, it's external in that it hangs out from a man's body, unless he's one of those really unfortunately endowed individuals that I've, uh, read about who actually have more of an innnie than an outie, if you get my drift. But that's basically irrelevant. The point here is that a penis, whether it hangs low or high, is part of a man's body and really can't therefore be called a possession. Now, if you were to put some sort of penis gourd on over it, *that* might be different...although it's still not really the penis in this case that's the possession, it's the gourd. One might argue that the penis is an inextractable part of a penis gourd -- that if you do not put the penis in the gourd, it's only a gourd and not a penis gourd. These people have a valid point, I think, but the underlying issue remains the fact that the penis by itself is simply a part of the larger body and does take on any aspect of a "possession" until the separate gourd is added.

It's Scaramanga!

Arkanaut: Anytime you can answer a question with "my penis" with a straight face, you win at life.

Kind of an obvious answer when he gets to use it on Rachel Weisz every night, innit?

urbangirl: Just one more reason why I REALLY like this man.

Heh - yeah, other than the third nipple, the other two items are priorities I can endorse myself.

/seems like a cool dude

I have a third nipple.

/csb

I_Am_Weasel: It's Scaramanga!


ac982000: Does this mean he should have been the man with the golden gun rather than Bond Franciso ?



Let's assign superfluous papillae to the right assassin,shall we?

Scatman Crothers
He and I are brothers
He's got an x-tra nipple and I'm fascinated

That Moms Mabley
I heard she had a baby
It's got an x-tra nipple and I'm fascinated

I'm so fascinated by these special people

Frank Langella he's my kind of fella
He's got an x-tra nipple and I'm fascinated

Bo-bo-barigmy
chicks they really dig me
I've got an x-tra nipple and they're fascinated

Here's my folded finger church
and here's the steeple
I'm so fascinated by these special people (new window)

The third nipple is very fun.

dj_spanmaster: The third nipple is very fun.

Oh, but nigh impossible to pierce.

I've got 2 out of 3 of those! Yay I'm 66+% Daniel Craigish!


/Health isn't 1 of the 3

I have nothing but respect for someone who doesn't take fluff interviews seriously.
Well, respect and a little lust.

bravian: dittybopper: He was in "Cowboys and Aliens", and he was awesome in that, also.

There was nothing good about Cowboys and Aliens. Nothing.


Olivia Wilde was very good actually. But just her.