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		Syrians aren't saying aliens have landed, but an alien has landed (blogs.telegraph.co.uk)		40
		More: Unlikely, Bashar al-Assad, Reese's Pieces

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DavidVincent		2012-01-06 03:45:06 PM

Try: Klatu Verada Nicto

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2012-01-06 03:45:42 PM

it was wearing black clothes and had a red spot on its chest and a helmet on its head. There was a bulge on its chest and back which suggested the presence of a device to help it fly.

www.internationalhero.co.uk

Sly Stallone has landed in Syria?????

DriftingJesus		2012-01-06 03:46:44 PM

COBRA

vodka		2012-01-06 03:46:45 PM

I think I saw this movie, it had a nice looking Jennifer Connelly in it.

Arkanaut		2012-01-06 03:49:45 PM

120cm tall wearing black clothes and a helmet

A DARK helmet, perhaps?

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2012-01-06 03:51:35 PM

DavidVincent: Try: ~~Klatu Verada Nicto~~Klaatu Barada Nikto ftfy

Hassan Ben Sobr		2012-01-06 03:53:15 PM

Not sure if sirius.

DavidVincent		2012-01-06 03:54:26 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: DavidVincent: Try: Klatu Verada NictoKlaatu Barada Nikto ftfy

Anyone ever tell you, you spell like an earthman?

twfeline		2012-01-06 03:55:21 PM

OtherLittleGuy		2012-01-06 03:57:21 PM

"I was there at the dawn of the third age of mankind. It began in the Earth year
2257 with the founding of the last of the Babylon stations, located deep in neutral space..."

imontheinternet		2012-01-06 03:59:38 PM

They better steer clear of Iran. No anal probes happen in Iran. Ever.

Hassan Ben Sobr		2012-01-06 04:01:13 PM

I'm not saying it's Alawites

But it's Alawites.

MrGMan		2012-01-06 04:03:09 PM

Hehehe...

From TFA, "In other news, Bashar al-Assad is now luring Salafist-Jihadists with trails of Reese's Pieces out of Syrian flower sheds."

MrSid		2012-01-06 04:14:30 PM

I'm not saying it was a wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man
29.media.tumblr.com

But it was a wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man.

badhatharry		2012-01-06 04:15:04 PM

Swamp gas or maybe a weather balloon.

samiam4200		2012-01-06 04:21:16 PM

Was it screaming Cobraaaaaa!?

Spoon over Marin		2012-01-06 04:21:56 PM

I think we all know what it was.

gbv23		2012-01-06 04:22:39 PM

I'd like to hear the follow-up on this story.

Wulfhardt		2012-01-06 04:23:49 PM

Aliens!

PsiChi		2012-01-06 04:25:00 PM

Arkanaut: 120cm tall wearing black clothes and a helmet

A DARK helmet, perhaps?

media.comicvine.com

Kopycat		2012-01-06 04:25:22 PM

Weather balloon.

Kibbler		2012-01-06 04:25:51 PM

It's all easily explainable until they point out that there is no torpedo sound.

Kopycat		2012-01-06 04:28:14 PM

/ishot

Ecobuckeye		2012-01-06 04:35:19 PM

Kibbler: It's all easily explainable until they point out that there is no torpedo sound.

*ping*

cousndick		2012-01-06 04:40:14 PM

/hot like a melted brain

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2012-01-06 04:47:54 PM

Ecobuckeye: Kibbler: It's all easily explainable until they point out that there is no torpedo sound.

*ping*

www.wearysloth.com

You arrogant ass, you've killed us.

calbert		2012-01-06 04:59:16 PM

/time to kick it

Gabrielmot		2012-01-06 05:03:12 PM

all right.. fun is over... which one of you took my Iron Man suit out for a test drive?

/Don't make me sick the Hulk on you, Bruce Banner is starting to get pretty angry about the whole thing.

gunther_bumpass		2012-01-06 05:54:28 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: DavidVincent: Try: ~~Klatu Verada Nicto~~ Klaatu Barada ~~Nikto~~

Necktie.

ftfY

Kumana Wanalaia		2012-01-06 05:58:32 PM

120cm tall wearing black clothes and a helmet

A space object, that resembles a human, has entered the atmosphere of the Deir Simbel village, located about 35 kilometres from Idlib and halfway between Jericho and Ma'arrat Naman, where it was flying at a speed approximately 40 kmph.

It's just the great Gazoo, dum dums. He's wearing black because he wants to be stealthy while he assassinates al Assad.

Spoon over Marin		2012-01-06 06:03:28 PM

Are they serian?
(got nuthin.)

Indubitably		2012-01-06 06:52:07 PM

AND?

gbv23		2012-01-06 08:30:27 PM

syria, tunisia, qatar---who the hell gives a rat's ass?

leevis		2012-01-06 08:47:07 PM

Five minutes after landing some nutbag of a cleric declared a fatwa against aliens and somebody killed it in a sucicide bombing.

mahoot		2012-01-06 11:21:30 PM

Syriaously ?!!!

TenuredPirate		2012-01-06 11:24:06 PM

...pretty sure it was iron man.

antonitoporter		2012-01-06 11:28:35 PM

mahoot: Syriaously ?!!!

Heeeheeeeeee

Indubitably		2012-01-07 01:28:22 AM

I suspect orcas.

fjnorton		2012-01-07 02:09:11 AM

Obviously my invisiblity cloak failed. Good new is there are going to be boobies will at next months Fark party and I copped a feel and Weaver95 was arrested for it.