I didn't even know they had been together. Wow, that guy has done well for himself.

Alex was screaming at the night sky while he was bonking Torrie Wilson subs. They had sex outdoors somewhere.

/got nuthin'

Torrie Wilson is not a bad consolation prize.

A-Rod is a-rodding Torrie Wilson. He has nothing to scream about.

Lots of people apparently not in on the "A-Rod secretly has a man-crush on Jeter" running joke.

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Minka Kelly, certified dimepiece.

Jeter, Clooney, DiCaprio, these men are to be admired and respected.

Timberlake too, until he actually ties the knot.

Well, that's why you have to really like the guys that did the smart thing, and not tie the knot. Tiger Woods was dumb enough to marry one of these dimepieces, and it cost him half his fortune and a lot of respect from his peers. If you want to poon around, then simple don't get married. When you're young and rich, you can enjoy it all, and when you are dumb enough to want to settle down, then do it when you're older.

"But kids family, the experience is so great...blah blah blah" then you sacrifice the fun. Seriously.

I hope she can get back with her acting coach too.

It's good to be rich and famous when you are an average looking dude.

Ya know, in order to truly judge between Minka Kelly and Torrie Wilson, I believe I shall require a hands on visual inspection. And, just so the results aren't skewed too much, they should both be inspected at the same time. And, well, fair's fair, let them both inspect each other while I'm at it.

crab66: It's good to be rich and famous when you are an average looking dude.

Beauty is perception.

Nothing changes perception more than money and fame.

GeeksAreMyPeeps: Maybe she was running short on gift baskets

He is about to retire pretty soon...she's probably going to scramble on his collectables while the gettin is good.

She was annoying on FNL, but dernit if she's not easy on the eyes.

My wife graduated with her. Would you like to see her yearbook photos?

Also, she was a total whore.

I'd slap my own mother for a taste of that, and Mom would understand.

whconner4: My wife graduated with her. Would you like to see her yearbook photos?

Also, she was a total whore.

Go on......

whconner4: My wife graduated with her. Would you like to see her yearbook photos?

Uh, YEAH?

mitchcumstein1: FinFangFark: Well, that's why you have to really like the guys that did the smart thing, and not tie the knot.

Exactly.


bonus FNL love.

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And as hot as she is, she's still the 3rd cutest in that picture.

serial arseonist: whconner4: My wife graduated with her. Would you like to see her yearbook photos?

Also, she was a total whore.

Go on......

Intriguing... can you imagine being one of the guys that banged her in HS? It's like that Jonah Hill character said in Superbad... it's tough when you peaked so early.

BigMevy: And as hot as she is, she's still the 3rd cutest in that picture.

If she is the slut on the left then I would half to agree. She is a 10. Those other two are 11s.

As you wish, Farkers. Please hold for results as wife must snap pic of yearbook.

Whore stories and quotes to be provided for you researchers too.

Will be a picture. As bonus, my wife will be holding said yearbook for realness. She has red hair. That should count for something in this day and age.

whconner4: Will be a picture. As bonus, my wife will be holding said yearbook for realness. She has red hair. That should count for something in this day and age.

This is not, what you call it? A bookmark?

"She was a white trash, wanna-be cholla with a serious unibrow and
mustache that had to beg all of us in her senior class to vote her
"best personality" for the yearbook. It was sad." -- my wife and her classmate.

Also "She was a whore. Bad."

Enjoy.

Now to find somebody that has a pic of her beaver.

She had a pet beaver. That is what I meant. Sorry.

whconner4: Now to find somebody that has a pic of her beaver.

Here ya go:

That's not him. He had shorter hair.

Then again, she was only 13 last time my wife saw it.

I am talking about her beaver, of course.

She was called, La Maloliente for some damn reason.

whconner4: Also, she was a total whore.

By that you mean she farked who she wanted to? So?

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"She was a white trash, wanna-be cholla with a serious unibrow and
mustache that had to beg all of us in her senior class to vote her
"best personality" for the yearbook. It was sad." -- my wife and her classmate.

Also "She was a whore. Bad."

Enjoy.

Wife sounds like a jealous hater.