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(Gothamist) Scary Rodents of Unusual Size, I don't they exis...AHHHHHHH   (gothamist.com) divider line 63
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2012-01-06 01:59:12 PM
Forced perspective is perspecting
 
2012-01-06 02:28:35 PM
rocinante721: Forced perspective is perspecting

ecx.images-amazon.com

This blade is 7" wide (according to the Amazon specs).

If that scraper in the photo is the same size, the rat is still fairly big. But not possum-sized.
 
2012-01-06 02:42:41 PM
Looks more like a mangy squirrel to me.
 
2012-01-06 03:16:50 PM
>I don't they exist
 
2012-01-06 03:17:18 PM
When's the rat running for mayor?
 
2012-01-06 03:18:35 PM
Is the rat not afraid of what white people can do to him? Sorry... not DC.
 
2012-01-06 03:18:40 PM
>I dont they exist.

Subby just had a mental stutter due to the rats size is all.
 
2012-01-06 03:18:44 PM
Two minutes for leaving a dead rat behind.
 
2012-01-06 03:18:58 PM
Vantango84: >I don't they exist

subby accidentally the whole thing
 
2012-01-06 03:20:52 PM
illiteracy, how does it work?
 
2012-01-06 03:22:27 PM
Looks like a possum to me. They're in my backyard (and trashcans) all the time.
 
2012-01-06 03:24:46 PM
Looks like a Nutria. They are highly adaptable.
 
2012-01-06 03:24:54 PM
But the rat never wwebsite as on the internet.
 
2012-01-06 03:25:52 PM
inconceivable?
 
2012-01-06 03:26:14 PM
i.imgur.com

Zesty.
 
2012-01-06 03:27:23 PM
Vantango84: >I don't they exist

It's code. You have to re-arrange the words.

they I exist don't
 
2012-01-06 03:28:43 PM
That'll feed a village.
 
2012-01-06 03:30:57 PM
twfeline: Vantango84: >I don't they exist

It's code. You have to re-arrange the words.

they I exist don't


Idiot Tenth Sexy
 
2012-01-06 03:31:06 PM
img714.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-06 03:31:48 PM
Hi, Y'all!

www.fwnp.com
 
2012-01-06 03:33:15 PM
Up here on the mountian we use them to keep the feral cats in check.
 
2012-01-06 03:35:53 PM
If you stab a Gambian pouched rat, you're an asshole. (pops)
 
2012-01-06 03:36:16 PM
Jimmy Hoffa?
 
2012-01-06 03:40:44 PM
i5.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-06 03:40:57 PM
I don't subby included all the words in his headline.

/yeah, I know it's been pointed out already
 
2012-01-06 03:41:51 PM
Land-mine detecting rats? Awesome.
 
2012-01-06 03:43:19 PM
Are you sure that's not a Kardashian after a rough night clubbing in the Big Apple?
 
2012-01-06 03:46:49 PM
Kalashinator: "If you stab a Gambian pouched rat, you're an asshole. (pops)"

While that's pretty cool and all, I'm pretty sure that the ones running wild in the Bronx aren't bomb-sniffers and those areas with mine problems suffer no shortage of such animals.
 
2012-01-06 03:51:39 PM
blog.rifftrax.com

No, THIS is a rodent of unusual size.

/well, it's more a giant guinea pig, but point stands
 
2012-01-06 03:51:54 PM
BITE ME SUBBY!
 
2012-01-06 03:53:14 PM
Master Splinter?
 
2012-01-06 04:01:42 PM
Ringshadow: [blog.rifftrax.com image 450x299]

No, THIS is a rodent of unusual size.

/well, it's more a giant guinea pig, but point stands


Giant guinea pigs are rodents.
 
2012-01-06 04:07:35 PM
Could we all please pause for a moment of silence......................
 
2012-01-06 04:09:08 PM
I subby forgot the think word
 
2012-01-06 04:11:42 PM
Let us look back to an ancient time when rodents were as tall as the entire NBA starting lineup

newsimg.bbc.co.uk

Let us be thankful.
 
2012-01-06 04:12:11 PM
R.O.U.S.es

/Feeling old seeing how many seemingly missed the reference
 
2012-01-06 04:12:42 PM
Farkosaurus Rex: Giant guinea pigs are rodents.

Cavies fit into the Rodent family about as well as Cheetahs fit into the Feline family, in that they do fit, just not spectacularly well.
 
2012-01-06 04:15:41 PM
BassTurd: R.O.U.S.es

/Feeling old seeing how many seemingly missed the reference


I don't think you need to feel old, but... as you wish.
 
2012-01-06 04:19:21 PM
encrypted-tbn1.google.com
 
2012-01-06 04:19:41 PM
I've seen some about that size around here. Honestly, they don't seem to survive very well. Probably because of their size and competition for food.

Also, despite what the articles claims, I have seen more than a few killed by regular old cats. I had a little female cat that was a supreme hunter (she was like a little ball of pure muscle) and she left several eviscerated specimens on the driveway. They were at least as big as she was.
 
2012-01-06 04:24:45 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
 
2012-01-06 04:25:46 PM
www.bloodygoodhorror.com


/can't believe I'm the first one with this...
 
2012-01-06 04:30:13 PM
www.bluesbrotherscentral.com

You better _____ () about what you're trying to write, subby
Yeah, ______ (,), before you prove your illiteracy

Let's go back, let's go back, let's go way on back when
I didn't even know you, you came to me and too much you wouldn't take
I ain't no psychiatrist, I ain't no doctor with degree
It don't take too much high IQ's to see that this shouldn't have gone green

You better ______( ) _____ about what you're trying to do to me
Yeah, ____ (, ) let your mind go, maybe try proofreading
 
2012-01-06 04:30:32 PM
bump: [www.bloodygoodhorror.com image 640x951]

/can't believe I'm the first one with this...


I love that movie. It's on Netflix now.

/Daughter always had pet rats. Way better pets than hamsters.
 
2012-01-06 04:41:31 PM
Pricipal caught sayof ...
 
2012-01-06 04:46:55 PM
Poor ratty, an ex pet that some irresponsible person "released into the wild"
 
2012-01-06 04:57:15 PM
Pfft. Seen bigger.

Ride the subways in NYC and you will, too.
 
2012-01-06 05:05:37 PM
WarszawaScream: Pfft. Seen bigger.

Ride the subways in NYC and you will, too.

So true
Never saw a larger rat than taking the F to Borough Park.
 
2012-01-06 05:20:40 PM
MrSid: WarszawaScream: Pfft. Seen bigger.

Ride the subways in NYC and you will, too.
So true
Never saw a larger rat than taking the F to Borough Park.


I bugged out one night thinking someone's dog had wandered onto the tracks (J line at the Bowery station I think). Then I got closer and realized that holy fark, that ain't no dachshund - BIG, big mother hubbard of a rat. Makes me miss living in the city.
 
2012-01-06 05:55:25 PM
I don't the headline.
/That all
 
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