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rocinante721
2012-01-06 01:59:12 PM
Forced perspective is perspecting
Blues_X
2012-01-06 02:28:35 PM
rocinante721
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Forced perspective is perspecting
This blade is 7" wide (according to the Amazon specs).
If that scraper in the photo is the same size, the rat is still fairly big. But not possum-sized.
Marcus Aurelius
2012-01-06 02:42:41 PM
Looks more like a mangy squirrel to me.
Vantango84
2012-01-06 03:16:50 PM
>I don't they exist
Jake Havechek
2012-01-06 03:17:18 PM
When's the rat running for mayor?
CasperImproved
2012-01-06 03:18:35 PM
Is the rat not afraid of what white people can do to him? Sorry... not DC.
Wrathborne
2012-01-06 03:18:40 PM
>I dont they exist.
Subby just had a mental stutter due to the rats size is all.
lunchinlewis
2012-01-06 03:18:44 PM
Two minutes for leaving a dead rat behind.
reillan
2012-01-06 03:18:58 PM
Vantango84
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>I don't they exist
subby
accidentally the whole thing
beerfrog3
2012-01-06 03:20:52 PM
illiteracy, how does it work?
ReverendJasen
2012-01-06 03:22:27 PM
Looks like a possum to me. They're in my backyard (and trashcans) all the time.
Cup_O_Jo
2012-01-06 03:24:46 PM
Looks like a Nutria. They are highly adaptable.
Burke Turkey
2012-01-06 03:24:54 PM
But the rat never wwebsite as on the internet.
Sofa King Smart
2012-01-06 03:25:52 PM
inconceivable?
wambu
2012-01-06 03:26:14 PM
Zesty.
twfeline
2012-01-06 03:27:23 PM
Vantango84
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>I don't they exist
It's code. You have to re-arrange the words.
they I exist don't
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-06 03:28:43 PM
That'll feed a village.
Vantango84
2012-01-06 03:30:57 PM
twfeline
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Vantango84: >I don't they exist
It's code. You have to re-arrange the words.
they I exist don't
Idiot Tenth Sexy
MaliFinn
2012-01-06 03:31:06 PM
Guuberre
2012-01-06 03:31:48 PM
Hi, Y'all!
elkhunter
2012-01-06 03:33:15 PM
Up here on the mountian we use them to keep the feral cats in check.
Kalashinator
2012-01-06 03:35:53 PM
If you stab a
Gambian pouched rat
, you're an asshole. (pops)
im_naked_right_now
2012-01-06 03:36:16 PM
Jimmy Hoffa?
FROGSTOMPER
2012-01-06 03:40:44 PM
Feigned Ignorance
2012-01-06 03:40:57 PM
I don't subby included all the words in his headline.
/yeah, I know it's been pointed out already
goddamndroogs!
2012-01-06 03:41:51 PM
Land-mine detecting rats? Awesome.
JohnCarter
2012-01-06 03:43:19 PM
Are you sure that's not a Kardashian after a rough night clubbing in the Big Apple?
ringersol
2012-01-06 03:46:49 PM
Kalashinator: "If you stab a Gambian pouched rat, you're an asshole. (pops)"
While that's pretty cool and all, I'm pretty sure that the ones running wild in the Bronx aren't bomb-sniffers and those areas with mine problems suffer no shortage of such animals.
Ringshadow
2012-01-06 03:51:39 PM
No, THIS is a rodent of unusual size.
/well, it's more a giant guinea pig, but point stands
Rodent of unusual size
2012-01-06 03:51:54 PM
BITE ME SUBBY!
Strxtrsprt11
2012-01-06 03:53:14 PM
Master Splinter?
Farkosaurus Rex
2012-01-06 04:01:42 PM
Ringshadow
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[blog.rifftrax.com image 450x299]
No, THIS is a rodent of unusual size.
/well, it's more a giant guinea pig, but point stands
Giant guinea pigs are rodents.
Rodent of unusual size
2012-01-06 04:07:35 PM
Could we all please pause for a moment of silence......................
StevieKo
2012-01-06 04:09:08 PM
I subby forgot the think word
Farkosaurus Rex
2012-01-06 04:11:42 PM
Let us look back to an ancient time when rodents were as tall as the entire NBA starting lineup
Let us be thankful.
BassTurd
2012-01-06 04:12:11 PM
R.O.U.S.es
/Feeling old seeing how many seemingly missed the reference
Ringshadow
2012-01-06 04:12:42 PM
Farkosaurus Rex
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Giant guinea pigs are rodents.
Cavies fit into the Rodent family about as well as Cheetahs fit into the Feline family, in that they do fit, just not spectacularly well.
dancindan84
2012-01-06 04:15:41 PM
BassTurd
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R.O.U.S.es
/Feeling old seeing how many seemingly missed the reference
I don't think you need to feel old, but... as you wish.
lwpengy
2012-01-06 04:19:21 PM
vodka
2012-01-06 04:19:41 PM
I've seen some about that size around here. Honestly, they don't seem to survive very well. Probably because of their size and competition for food.
Also, despite what the articles claims, I have seen more than a few killed by regular old cats. I had a little female cat that was a supreme hunter (she was like a little ball of pure muscle) and she left several eviscerated specimens on the driveway. They were at least as big as she was.
elliemooneyham
2012-01-06 04:24:45 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
bump
2012-01-06 04:25:46 PM
/can't believe I'm the first one with this...
bukketmaster
2012-01-06 04:30:13 PM
You better _____ () about what you're trying to write,
subby
Yeah, ______ (,), before you prove your illiteracy
Let's go back, let's go back, let's go way on back when
I didn't even know you, you came to me and too much you wouldn't take
I ain't no psychiatrist, I ain't no doctor with degree
It don't take too much high IQ's to see that this shouldn't have gone green
You better ______( ) _____ about what you're trying to do to me
Yeah, ____ (, ) let your mind go, maybe try proofreading
Earpj
2012-01-06 04:30:32 PM
bump
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[www.bloodygoodhorror.com image 640x951]
/can't believe I'm the first one with this...
I love that movie. It's on Netflix now.
/Daughter always had pet rats. Way better pets than hamsters.
Smelly Pirate Hooker
2012-01-06 04:41:31 PM
Pricipal caught sayof ...
flyinghouse99
2012-01-06 04:46:55 PM
Poor ratty, an ex pet that some irresponsible person "released into the wild"
WarszawaScream
2012-01-06 04:57:15 PM
Pfft. Seen bigger.
Ride the subways in NYC and you will, too.
MrSid
2012-01-06 05:05:37 PM
WarszawaScream
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Pfft. Seen bigger.
Ride the subways in NYC and you will, too.
So true
Never saw a larger rat than taking the F to Borough Park.
WarszawaScream
2012-01-06 05:20:40 PM
MrSid
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WarszawaScream: Pfft. Seen bigger.
Ride the subways in NYC and you will, too.
So true
Never saw a larger rat than taking the F to Borough Park.
I bugged out one night thinking someone's dog had wandered onto the tracks (J line at the Bowery station I think). Then I got closer and realized that holy fark, that ain't no dachshund - BIG, big mother hubbard of a rat. Makes me miss living in the city.
Mayhem of the Black Underclass
2012-01-06 05:55:25 PM
I don't the headline.
/That all
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