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farkingismybusiness
2012-01-06 01:50:21 PM
Well ya seeEEeeEeee.
 
dletter [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 01:51:56 PM
I heard he tried to get someone to pay for bail, but, he ain't got no boooooooooooooody. Nobody.
 
farkingismybusiness
2012-01-06 01:56:09 PM
Better get THE BELT.
 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 02:05:43 PM
This is why we can't have a Moderately Silly Party in this country.
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 02:12:35 PM
www.librarising.com

"Its a perfectly fine name."
 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 02:17:08 PM
So many angles you can take with this one. David Lee Roth. Bill Cosby. That annoying ass Scatman song.
 
Di Atribe [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 02:32:21 PM
DjangoStonereaver: [www.librarising.com image 207x250]

"Its a perfectly fine name."

i.imgur.com

Agrees
 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 02:32:56 PM
His brother, Oo, ee, oo ah ah ting tang wala wala bing bang unavailable for comment.
 
nrdgrl [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 02:54:56 PM
Spotted fleeing the scene along with a few mice and some birds.

cdn.buzznet.com
 
WhyteRaven74
2012-01-06 03:16:30 PM
He's just this guy you know?
 
leftteffticle [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 03:22:12 PM
ooooh how did i know exactly where this was from before even looking at TFA....
 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 03:33:34 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance: His brother, Oo, ee, oo ah ah ting tang wala wala bing bang unavailable for comment.

However, his cousin A Whomp Ba Ba Lu La, Ba Whomp Bam Boom took time away from her Tutti Frutti yogurt to support him, saying "Hi de hi de hi de ho, hi de hi de hi de ho, poor Minn, poor Minn, poor Minn". Minn is her nickname for Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.
 
scottyvr6
2012-01-06 04:48:03 PM
Tooty frooty all rooty
 
mr_fulano
2012-01-06 04:48:16 PM
He's on facebook. I assume you all know how to find him there.
 
DaddyRat
2012-01-06 04:48:40 PM
991.com

Blown away...
 
Grapple [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 04:49:30 PM
Is this one of Frank Zappa's kids?
 
Farkosaurus Rex
2012-01-06 04:51:36 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

Father of the arrested available for comment.
 
weasil
2012-01-06 04:51:44 PM
The guy's "real" name is only off by two letters from someone I actually knew. If I wasn't pretty sure the other guy was dead, I wouldn't be surprised that they were one and the same.

/Jeff Wiershke was an arse.
 
your average maint. man
2012-01-06 04:54:18 PM
it would be better if there was an "R" in front of each word instead...
 
Jingo Ate Your Baby
2012-01-06 04:55:49 PM
Adjective Bird Whiskey: So many angles you can take with this one. David Lee Roth. Bill Cosby. That annoying ass Scatman song.

I thought it would be David Lee Roth or Bill Cosby, too. Unfortunately, Just a Gigolo beat pudding pops on what stupid thought will be on repeat in my head for the next two hours.
 
ThisKidsAlright
2012-01-06 04:57:11 PM
Adjective Bird Whiskey: So many angles you can take with this one. David Lee Roth. Bill Cosby. That annoying ass Scatman song.

Or any song by the Chili Peppers
 
wippit
2012-01-06 04:58:14 PM
At least it wasn't that Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo guy,..
 
CrispFlows [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 04:59:24 PM
Huh - That beats Ivanishvili Sakharchuk as the most absurd name I've read so far.
 
Brew78
2012-01-06 05:00:22 PM
Dop Dweeeeeeeeeee, Dop Dop Dop Dweeeedow!
 
MrSid
2012-01-06 05:01:14 PM
Approves.
 
Scurvy Dog
2012-01-06 05:01:56 PM
Adjective Bird Whiskey: So many angles you can take with this one. David Lee Roth. Bill Cosby. That annoying ass Scatman song.

Or George F. Babbitt.
 
offmymeds
2012-01-06 05:02:21 PM
A-Wop-bop-a-loo-lop a-lop-bam-boo being sought for questioning.
 
DeadGeek
2012-01-06 05:08:28 PM
Was he named after the Papadalupapadipu Plant?
 
OneGungHoSOB
2012-01-06 05:11:50 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
Approves.

/hot
 
darthorlok
2012-01-06 05:12:10 PM
Ba weep gra na weep ninny bong...
 
DrippinBalls [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 05:13:23 PM
TittyPop!

/or divadip
 
fat_free
2012-01-06 05:13:53 PM
Hey Baby Bop, won't you boppity-bop? Because we like it so much when you boppity-bop... with your feet! (Ta-tap-tap-tap, ta-tap-tap-tap ....)
 
neuroflare
2012-01-06 05:18:35 PM
Di Atribe: DjangoStonereaver: [www.librarising.com image 207x250]

"Its a perfectly fine name."

[i.imgur.com image 338x425]

Agrees

My work here is already done.

/Actually it's more like the new coke, it'll be around forever heh heh heh
 
ArcadianRefugee
2012-01-06 05:24:57 PM
Your middle name is "Doo-doo".
 
wippit
2012-01-06 05:30:15 PM
Brew78: Dop Dweeeeeeeeeee, Dop Dop Dop Dweeeedow!

And so he says to me, you want to be a bad guy? And I say Yeah Baby! I want to be bad! I says Churchill space ponies I'm making gravy without the lumps! Ah ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!!!!
 
Pizilla
2012-01-06 05:31:45 PM
SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK. SHUBBAWUBBADUBBA HE IN MY FAY FIY!!

wrestleheat.com
 
Leeds
2012-01-06 05:32:06 PM
Did he have a vial of beet-pollen perfume on him?

// No one will get that
 
Hector Remarkable
2012-01-06 05:38:08 PM
They were originally from the Zopittybob-bop-bop-bops, but they dropped a bop when they came to America.
 
Kopycat
2012-01-06 05:39:35 PM
FTFA: "Court records show his previous name to be Jeffrey Drew Wilschke. He legally changed it to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop in October".

So somebody with legal authority actually approved this shiat?
 
TemporarySanity
2012-01-06 05:40:55 PM
This mahna mahna is a real ding-a-ding-dang my dang-a-long ling-long.
 
macross87
2012-01-06 05:44:16 PM
Beep boop boop beep. Bobo beep. Beep boop beep


/in SpongeBob fashion
 
Mayhem of the Black Underclass
2012-01-06 05:47:36 PM
Cosby Bebop (new window)

In case you don't get the Cosby reference above.
 
caramba421
2012-01-06 05:59:03 PM
Sadatay, my damey.
 
Devolving_Spud
2012-01-06 06:02:36 PM
This just in: Police have arrested the wrong man. Apparently they were after Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Jr.
 
Ihaveanevilparrot
2012-01-06 06:02:59 PM
WTF? When did Johnny Depp change his name to this?
 
offacue
2012-01-06 06:03:30 PM
Does his girlfriend tell him eep opp ork ah ah?
 
mbillips
2012-01-06 06:13:17 PM
What, no love for this guy?

24.media.tumblr.com
 
airsupport
2012-01-06 06:13:47 PM
Are they of the North Hampton Zopittybop Bop Bops or the eastern Connecticut Zopittybop Bop Bops?
 
airsupport
2012-01-06 06:15:06 PM
His name is Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, but he goes by his nickname: Paul Jonathan McKowski
 
moresugar
2012-01-06 06:17:13 PM
Kopycat: FTFA: "Court records show his previous name to be Jeffrey Drew Wilschke. He legally changed it to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop in October".

So somebody with legal authority actually approved this shiat?

This isn't Sweden. As long as a person isn't seeking a name change to avoid paying debts or otherwise escape the clutches of the law, a judge doesn't have much authority to deny a name change.
 
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