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My justice system is full of eels
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simplicimus
2012-01-06 01:38:15 PM
Will this affect my lawsuit about the parrot?
I_Am_Weasel
2012-01-06 01:45:24 PM
Appropriate headline. The defence does seem a little eel conceived.
Wellon Dowd
2012-01-06 03:52:47 PM
If you are going to come to this country and terrorize our citizens as the head of a criminal syndicate, please have the decency to learn our language.
lakrfool
2012-01-06 03:53:04 PM
I will not read his record, it is scratched.
Thats No Moose
2012-01-06 03:55:17 PM
But do its nipples explode with delight?
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2012-01-06 03:58:16 PM
Remove your panties Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime.
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-06 04:00:26 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel
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Remove your panties Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime.
Smoked eel?
Hollie Maea
2012-01-06 04:03:09 PM
The Hungarian that they speak in that skit isn't actually Hungarian. Most likely because even the shortest words are damn near impossible to pronounce. The Hungarian in The Usual Suspects is real, though.
/Married to a Hungarian.
perilsensitive
2012-01-06 04:09:16 PM
Tinton
2012-01-06 04:11:47 PM
Eels, you say?
/boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus, eels!
macross87
2012-01-06 04:18:21 PM
Bouncy bouncy!!
GypsyJoker
2012-01-06 04:22:11 PM
Call Alexander Yahlt....
capt.hollister
2012-01-06 04:22:12 PM
Thats No Moose
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But do its nipples explode with delight?
Yes, after he fondled his buttocks
Pants full of macaroni!!
2012-01-06 04:27:57 PM
Wettner
2012-01-06 04:35:04 PM
My eels are full of justice!
chaddsfarkprefect
2012-01-06 04:45:15 PM
One would think with a name like
Young Seattle Boyz
their leader would be less 44 year old-y.
Jclark666
2012-01-06 06:23:19 PM
How's your father's skin-diving suit?
/curse you Google for not making this in the least bit obscure
euchaotic
2012-01-06 06:24:45 PM
Tinton
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Eels, you say?
/boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus, eels!
Came here for this, leaving satisfied.
/eels
//squire
DarkSoulNoHope
2012-01-06 06:35:02 PM
I heard the justice system is no longer infected.
Huggermugger
2012-01-06 07:54:12 PM
/old-school judicial translating
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