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I_Am_Weasel
2012-01-06 01:17:08 PM
Butts is with the Placentia Police Department.
Now they're just making stuff up.
trappedspirit
2012-01-06 03:46:39 PM
He was holding what appeared to be a handgun, and when a deputy ordered him to put it down, her refused, authorities said.
Her did, did her?
gregscott
2012-01-06 03:48:27 PM
A. If you pretend to have a gun, somebody might believe your threats, and you might be able to rob somebody.
B. If you pretend to have a gun, somebody might believe your threats, and you might end up dead.
Both apply.
vudukungfu
2012-01-06 03:48:30 PM
hurrr
Jument
2012-01-06 03:55:15 PM
I don't get the MSFT reference.
Giltric
2012-01-06 03:56:25 PM
The cops should have recognized the gun was fake and then fired a warning shot or maybe fired a warning shot to see if the suspect would shoot back proving the suspect had intent to use violence against the officer in case he was holding a real gun.
Then if proved to be a real handgun another officer should have gotten a matress to put behind the suspect in case the other officer knocked him to the ground using a fist, taser, jedi mind trick or a 185 grain lead projectile....aiming to wound of course
EdNortonsTwin
2012-01-06 04:01:34 PM
The wounded suspect was taken to a hospital, where he was in stable condition with non-life-threatening injuries, Butts said.
That's one of them million dollar wounds, aint it?
EdVenture
2012-01-06 04:05:32 PM
Giltric
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The cops should have recognized the gun was fake and then fired a warning shot or maybe fired a warning shot to see if the suspect would shoot back proving the suspect had intent to use violence against the officer in case he was holding a real gun.
Then if proved to be a real handgun another officer should have gotten a matress to put behind the suspect in case the other officer knocked him to the ground using a fist, taser, jedi mind trick or a 185 grain lead projectile....aiming to wound of course
Also..
Approach, and repeat ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice. Add the words, "or else".
offacue
2012-01-06 04:08:58 PM
EdVenture
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Giltric: The cops should have recognized the gun was fake and then fired a warning shot or maybe fired a warning shot to see if the suspect would shoot back proving the suspect had intent to use violence against the officer in case he was holding a real gun.
Then if proved to be a real handgun another officer should have gotten a matress to put behind the suspect in case the other officer knocked him to the ground using a fist, taser, jedi mind trick or a 185 grain lead projectile....aiming to wound of course
Also..
Approach, and repeat ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice. Add the words, "or else".
Then drag your foot across the ground drawing an imaginary line. Say "I dare you to step across that line."
Hack Patooey
2012-01-06 04:09:47 PM
He was holding what appeared to be a handgun, and when a deputy ordered him to put it down, her refused, authorities said. Instead, he pointed the firearm at the deputy, who shot him, they said.
I pictured this:
here to help
2012-01-06 04:10:20 PM
Sgt. Brad Butts of the Placentia Police Department.
Hahaha!
You can't make this sh*t up, folks.
also... eeeewwwwww....
Hebjamn
2012-01-06 04:13:02 PM
Am I the only one who can't figure why bank guards don't tell people to take their hats off when they walk through the door?
fatkidinabeenie
2012-01-06 04:13:11 PM
EdVenture
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Giltric: The cops should have recognized the gun was fake and then fired a warning shot or maybe fired a warning shot to see if the suspect would shoot back proving the suspect had intent to use violence against the officer in case he was holding a real gun.
Then if proved to be a real handgun another officer should have gotten a matress to put behind the suspect in case the other officer knocked him to the ground using a fist, taser, jedi mind trick or a 185 grain lead projectile....aiming to wound of course
Also..
Approach, and repeat ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice. Add the words, "or else".
+1 for Demolition Man reference
here to help
2012-01-06 04:13:11 PM
Oh man... and that was a correction.
[For the record, 9:42 a.m. Jan. 6: A previous version of this post incorrectly stated that Sgt. Brad Butts was with the L.A. County Sheriff's Department. Butts is with the Placentia Police Department.]
Awesome.
here to help
2012-01-06 04:14:40 PM
Hebjamn
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Am I the only one who can't figure why bank guards don't tell people to take their hats off when they walk through the door?
Because they'd be getting told to f*ck off every five minutes.
vexle
2012-01-06 04:14:41 PM
Giltric
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The cops should have recognized the gun was fake and then fired a warning shot or maybe fired a warning shot to see if the suspect would shoot back proving the suspect had intent to use violence against the officer in case he was holding a real gun.
Then if proved to be a real handgun another officer should have gotten a matress to put behind the suspect in case the other officer knocked him to the ground using a fist, taser, jedi mind trick or a 185 grain lead projectile....aiming to wound of course
*golf clap*
feuerwehrmann
2012-01-06 04:22:04 PM
The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
Written down the side of mine
junya82
2012-01-06 04:22:08 PM
"Authorities said bank surveillance video may not be helpful because the men were wearing baseball caps and shirts buttoned up to their necks. They also kept their heads tilted down to hide their faces."
That's good to know.
drjekel_mrhyde
2012-01-06 04:22:31 PM
Giltric
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The cops should have recognized the gun was fake and then fired a warning shot or maybe fired a warning shot to see if the suspect would shoot back proving the suspect had intent to use violence against the officer in case he was holding a real gun.
Then if proved to be a real handgun another officer should have gotten a matress to put behind the suspect in case the other officer knocked him to the ground using a fist, taser, jedi mind trick or a 185 grain lead projectile....aiming to wound of course
Heh heh
Hebjamn
2012-01-06 04:24:32 PM
here to help
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Hebjamn: Am I the only one who can't figure why bank guards don't tell people to take their hats off when they walk through the door?
Because they'd be getting told to f*ck off every five minutes.
Then those people get an armed guard escort while they're in the bank.
trappedspirit
2012-01-06 04:34:07 PM
Giltric
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The cops should have recognized the gun was fake and then fired a warning shot or maybe fired a warning shot to see if the suspect would shoot back proving the suspect had intent to use violence against the officer in case he was holding a real gun.
Wrong. Only if the suspect shot AND the bullet trajectory was proven to be heading for a vital area of an officer could the police assume that the suspect had intent to use violence. This is to eliminate the unfortunate incidents of the alleged criminal firing a warning shot for the police and it being misconstrued as an attack by some gung-ho commandos.
Bob_Sled
2012-01-06 04:39:33 PM
"shirts buttoned up to their necks."
WTF?
superfudge73
2012-01-06 04:51:16 PM
Giltric
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The cops should have recognized the gun was fake and then fired a warning shot or maybe fired a warning shot to see if the suspect would shoot back
WTF? Why would you want to make someone shoot at you? If your holding something, and you don't put it down, you get shot. Why is that so difficult for people to understand?
SonOfSpam
2012-01-06 04:54:21 PM
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tarheel07
2012-01-06 04:56:58 PM
Bob_Sled
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"shirts buttoned up to their necks."
WTF?
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-06 05:00:35 PM
This is it, we need strict gun in a bag control laws, now.
Fairlane500
2012-01-06 05:02:18 PM
File photo of Detective Butts:
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-06 05:03:15 PM
Hebjamn
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Am I the only one who can't figure why bank guards don't tell people to take their hats off when they walk through the door?
Why yes, yes you ate.
here to help
2012-01-06 05:18:15 PM
Hebjamn
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here to help: Hebjamn: Am I the only one who can't figure why bank guards don't tell people to take their hats off when they walk through the door?
Because they'd be getting told to f*ck off every five minutes.
Then those people get an armed guard escort while they're in the bank.
Not until I close my account they won't. The solution to crime isn't treating everybody like they are criminals.
Now piss off with your authoritarianism you scared little man.
OneGungHoSOB
2012-01-06 05:19:47 PM
Hebjamn
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here to help: Hebjamn: Am I the only one who can't figure why bank guards don't tell people to take their hats off when they walk through the door?
Because they'd be getting told to f*ck off every five minutes.
Then those people get an armed guard escort while they're in the bank.
farkin renta cop can pretend to be my entourage... like i give a shiat. If I dont want to take off my hat blow me.
here to help
2012-01-06 05:25:43 PM
OneGungHoSOB
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farkin renta cop can pretend to be my entourage... like i give a shiat. If I dont want to take off my hat blow me.
If I'm in line at the bank I'm usually fiddling with cards, bills, cheques, cash, etc so I don't hold up the line when I get to the counter like a douche. I ain't juggling my hat as well.
Besides, bank robberies are really rare and people getting hurt during them is almost unheard of these days. If they really want a pic of my face they can set up a friggen camera at face level at the front door.
MycroftHolmes
2012-01-06 05:46:56 PM
Giltric
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The cops should have recognized the gun was fake and then fired a warning shot or maybe fired a warning shot to see if the suspect would shoot back proving the suspect had intent to use violence against the officer in case he was holding a real gun.
Then if proved to be a real handgun another officer should have gotten a matress to put behind the suspect in case the other officer knocked him to the ground using a fist, taser, jedi mind trick or a 185 grain lead projectile....aiming to wound of course
They should have shot the fake gun out of his hand.
TemporarySanity
2012-01-06 06:36:54 PM
What kind of brain trust
refuses
when ordered to put down a fake gun? Does he think he can will it into having a firing pin and a chambered round?
Mock26
2012-01-06 06:52:07 PM
It warms my heart every time I read a story like this.
Marine1
2012-01-06 08:01:07 PM
Speaking of Microsoft simulators, any one else excited about Microsoft Flight coming out? Free download being used to demonstrate new tech... Getting back to the series' roots.
Giltric
2012-01-06 08:13:34 PM
Marine1
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Speaking of Microsoft simulators, any one else excited about Microsoft Flight coming out? Free download being used to demonstrate new tech... Getting back to the series' roots.
I prefer intimidating sims that sit on my hard drive for 6 months untouched...like DCS A-10
PunGent
2012-01-07 09:20:29 AM
superfudge73
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Giltric: The cops should have recognized the gun was fake and then fired a warning shot or maybe fired a warning shot to see if the suspect would shoot back
WTF? Why would you want to make someone shoot at you? If your holding something, and you don't put it down, you get shot. Why is that so difficult for people to understand?
Pretty sure that was sarcasm.
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