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Dead for Tax Reasons

2012-01-06 01:47:05 PM

Das boooooooooot

Benjimin_Dover

2012-01-06 01:52:11 PM

I'll tell 'er wut she can do. Pick up 'er uterus. Oh!

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MessinAr

2012-01-06 01:52:48 PM

They must not know the punishment for their transgressions...

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stirfrybry

2012-01-06 01:52:57 PM

scottydoesntknow

2012-01-06 01:53:23 PM

Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense.

Keigh

2012-01-06 01:53:41 PM

which joke to make?

oh, both i suppose.

How big was the vehicle they took it from?

And also

three foot boot? that's not a giant boot.

4.bp.blogspot.com

That's a giant boot!

BurnShrike

2012-01-06 01:54:45 PM

Wow, my local paper made it to Fark. I'm a bit surprised. They don't report anything of any value anymore.

And now back to our regularly scheduled jokes:

Two young males and one female were seen running

I'd like to see the booty on her.

Keigh

2012-01-06 01:55:42 PM

my indecision cost me! damn you, stirfrybry

ultraholland

2012-01-06 01:55:46 PM

Julieahni

2012-01-06 01:56:50 PM

What's this all aboot?

chixdiggit

2012-01-06 01:56:56 PM

Bootylicious!

tarheel07

2012-01-06 01:57:43 PM

/it was I

groppet

2012-01-06 01:57:44 PM

Ok simpsons, Pickers and Beerfest all covered. We are done here people.

titus_1133

2012-01-06 01:59:08 PM

Why not put out an APB for Octomom?
(All Points Bootin')

dstanley

2012-01-06 02:01:06 PM

*That's* a farkin' boot.

JackieRabbit

2012-01-06 02:06:24 PM

The cops are looking for Nadya Suleman?

IXI Jim IXI

2012-01-06 02:08:47 PM

In related news, Michelle Duggar plans on releasing a new line of tampons...

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Chevello

2012-01-06 02:15:45 PM

IXI Jim IXI: In related news, Michelle Duggar plans on releasing a new line of tampons...

I am SO not doing a GIS for "tampon in a boot" from work

Pruritic Perineum

2012-01-06 02:19:49 PM

DNRTFA, however, the way I learned it was...

There was an old lady
Who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children,
She could stretch her c*nt over a barrel.

badplaid

2012-01-06 02:20:56 PM

came for Seattle's Hat 'n'Boots...leaving disappointed.

Mawson of the Antarctic

2012-01-06 02:23:24 PM

Was there a giant snake it?

Snakeophelia

2012-01-06 02:24:02 PM

Police on the lookout for an old lady who has so many kids she doesn't know what to do

Start looking in Wal-Marts, would be my suggestion.

foxfirex

2012-01-06 02:29:56 PM

Amateurs.