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		Just so we're clear, Jeremy Renner was not involved in a Thai bar brawl (starpulse.com)		33
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AdolfOliverPanties

2012-01-06 12:24:00 PM

Renner needs to be careful when trolling Thailand for his ladyboys.

That dude's gayer than Freddie Mercury.

mitchcumstein1

2012-01-06 12:28:01 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Renner needs to be careful when trolling Thailand for his ladyboys.

That dude's gayer than Freddie Mercury.

I will say, he's pretty hardcore in the Town.

I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people.

...Whose car are we gonna' take?

Goddamnit, that movie is good.

MagSeven

2012-01-06 12:33:52 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Renner needs to be careful when trolling Thailand for his ladyboys.

That dude's gayer than Freddie Mercury.

Google "spock not bad gif" NSFW 1st result.

His reaction is priceless.

PhotoCindy

2012-01-06 12:37:09 PM

This is how I know that Jeremy Renner is now famous. That, and he's in the new Mission: Inconceivable! movie.

madcan34

2012-01-06 12:37:37 PM

Not even a scratch!? Well Phuket then!

violentsalvation

2012-01-06 12:42:20 PM

Phuket

acronym

2012-01-06 12:46:23 PM

neither was my high school math teacher, Mr Pagani.

SnakeMan

2012-01-06 12:52:46 PM

madcan34: Not even a scratch!? Well Phuket then!

Hmmm, nice try, but the name is pronounced "POO ket" (or "poo KET", I don't know which syllable is emphasized).

Freakin Rican

2012-01-06 12:54:28 PM

SnakeMan: madcan34: Not even a scratch!? Well Phuket then!

Hmmm, nice try, but the name is pronounced "POO ket" (or "poo KET", I don't know which syllable is emphasized).

thx killjoy

mitchcumstein1

2012-01-06 12:57:10 PM

SnakeMan: madcan34: Not even a scratch!? Well Phuket then!

Hmmm, nice try, but the name is pronounced "POO ket" (or "poo KET", I don't know which syllable is emphasized).

i386.photobucket.com

lisarenee3505

2012-01-06 01:14:45 PM

WTF was he doing there in the first place? I'm sorry but there are only two reasons why men go to Thailand, either to bang little boys or ladyboys.

Crewmannumber6

2012-01-06 01:17:17 PM

Whew! That's a relief. Now, one more thing, who the fark is Jeremy Renner, and why the fark do I care?

AdolfOliverPanties

2012-01-06 01:18:14 PM

What about getting some Thai'd Stick? You know, that weed that's tied to a stick?

AdolfOliverPanties

2012-01-06 01:20:17 PM

Crewmannumber6: Whew! That's a relief. Now, one more thing, who the fark is Jeremy Renner, and why the fark do I care?

He is in the latest Mission Impossible movie and will be playing Hawkeye in the upcoming Avengers movie. Was also the star of Hurt Locker.

madcan34

2012-01-06 01:21:38 PM

SnakeMan: madcan34: Not even a scratch!? Well Phuket then!

Hmmm, nice try, but the name is pronounced "POO ket" (or "poo KET", I don't know which syllable is emphasized).

Don't you oppress me!

AdolfOliverPanties

2012-01-06 01:23:13 PM

Hmmm...maybe he isn't gay. He is supposedly dating Janet Montgomery (was in Human Target.)

img.perezhilton.com

Then again, this pic is from Perez Hilton, who probably wouldn't out a fellow gay guy.

BalugaJoe

2012-01-06 01:25:54 PM

Dunno who he is.

Braindeath

2012-01-06 01:42:51 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Then again, this pic is from Perez Hilton, who probably wouldn't out a fellow gay guy.

He totally would.

nomorelurking

2012-01-06 01:43:24 PM

Was this guys brother the guy that was on Celeb Rehab after he told that tale about being abducted in a car and forced to do drugs and what not? What was his first name?

AdolfOliverPanties

2012-01-06 01:51:14 PM

nomorelurking: Was this guys brother the guy that was on Celeb Rehab after he told that tale about being abducted in a car and forced to do drugs and what not? What was his first name?

Jeremy London is who you are thinking of. Has a twin brother named Jason.

bigmattress

2012-01-06 01:52:07 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Renner needs to be careful when trolling Thailand for his ladyboys.

That dude's gayer than Freddie Mercury.

Who gives a rip? The man can act, and that's all that I ask of actors.

Fano

2012-01-06 01:53:12 PM

They came at him from behind

SlothB77

2012-01-06 01:58:44 PM

I get a gay vibe from Renner, despite how much of a badass he is in The Town and The Hurt Locker. If he is gay, he is one hell of an actor. He was really f*cking badass in Hurt Locker.

SlothB77

2012-01-06 01:59:34 PM

Bangkok has him now.

caddisfly

2012-01-06 02:10:38 PM

I fly to Thailand in five days so I'm getting a kick . . . .

/no, not for the ladyboys
/nor lady ladies for that matter

/well, maybe the lady ladies

nomorelurking

2012-01-06 02:23:41 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: nomorelurking: Was this guys brother the guy that was on Celeb Rehab after he told that tale about being abducted in a car and forced to do drugs and what not? What was his first name?

Jeremy London is who you are thinking of. Has a twin brother named Jason.

Yep! Thanks. Well, that guy is a loser. Jeremy Renner is awesome.

Scyllz

2012-01-06 02:53:44 PM

Crewmannumber6: Whew! That's a relief. Now, one more thing, who the fark is Jeremy Renner, and why the fark do I care?

He played Dags on National Lampoon's Senior Trip.

AdolfOliverPanties

2012-01-06 03:01:55 PM

Scyllz: Crewmannumber6: Whew! That's a relief. Now, one more thing, who the fark is Jeremy Renner, and why the fark do I care?

He played Dags on National Lampoon's Senior Trip.

He played a puritan turned into a vampire on an episode of Angel.

Uncle Pooky

2012-01-06 03:02:36 PM

Crewmannumber6: Whew! That's a relief. Now, one more thing, who the fark is Jeremy Renner, and why the fark do I care?

BalugaJoe: Dunno who he is.

nomorelurking: Was this guys brother the guy that was on Celeb Rehab after he told that tale about being abducted in a car and forced to do drugs and what not? What was his first name?

AdolfOliverPanties: will be playing Hawkeye in the upcoming Avengers movie

I refuse to believe there's a Farker who didn't know this.

rynthetyn

2012-01-06 04:10:18 PM

Jeremy Renner did work as a Lancome makeup counter person at some point during his starving artist days, and well, I've never met a straight makeup sales guy. Who knows, maybe he's the exception that proves the rule.

In any case, he's a great actor, that's all that really matters.

PhotoCindy

2012-01-06 04:30:14 PM

He played a great Dahmer.

AaronSynn

2012-01-06 05:49:24 PM

Does he remind anyone else of Jason Bateman?

Apos

2012-01-06 05:52:46 PM

AaronSynn: Does he remind anyone else of Jason Bateman?

Thought the same thing.

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