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(Starpulse)   Just so we're clear, Jeremy Renner was *not* involved in a Thai bar brawl   (starpulse.com) divider line 33
    More: Followup, Jeremy Renner, Thai, Phuket  
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2012-01-06 12:24:00 PM  
Renner needs to be careful when trolling Thailand for his ladyboys.

That dude's gayer than Freddie Mercury.
 
2012-01-06 12:28:01 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Renner needs to be careful when trolling Thailand for his ladyboys.

That dude's gayer than Freddie Mercury.


I will say, he's pretty hardcore in the Town.

I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people.

...Whose car are we gonna' take?


Goddamnit, that movie is good.
 
2012-01-06 12:33:52 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Renner needs to be careful when trolling Thailand for his ladyboys.

That dude's gayer than Freddie Mercury.


Google "spock not bad gif" NSFW 1st result.

His reaction is priceless.
 
2012-01-06 12:37:09 PM  
This is how I know that Jeremy Renner is now famous. That, and he's in the new Mission: Inconceivable! movie.
 
2012-01-06 12:37:37 PM  
Not even a scratch!? Well Phuket then!
 
2012-01-06 12:42:20 PM  
Phuket
 
2012-01-06 12:46:23 PM  
neither was my high school math teacher, Mr Pagani.
 
2012-01-06 12:52:46 PM  

madcan34: Not even a scratch!? Well Phuket then!


Hmmm, nice try, but the name is pronounced "POO ket" (or "poo KET", I don't know which syllable is emphasized).
 
2012-01-06 12:54:28 PM  

SnakeMan: madcan34: Not even a scratch!? Well Phuket then!

Hmmm, nice try, but the name is pronounced "POO ket" (or "poo KET", I don't know which syllable is emphasized).


thx killjoy
 
2012-01-06 12:57:10 PM  

SnakeMan: madcan34: Not even a scratch!? Well Phuket then!

Hmmm, nice try, but the name is pronounced "POO ket" (or "poo KET", I don't know which syllable is emphasized).


i386.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-06 01:14:45 PM  
WTF was he doing there in the first place? I'm sorry but there are only two reasons why men go to Thailand, either to bang little boys or ladyboys.
 
2012-01-06 01:17:17 PM  
Whew! That's a relief. Now, one more thing, who the fark is Jeremy Renner, and why the fark do I care?
 
2012-01-06 01:18:14 PM  
What about getting some Thai'd Stick? You know, that weed that's tied to a stick?
 
2012-01-06 01:20:17 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Whew! That's a relief. Now, one more thing, who the fark is Jeremy Renner, and why the fark do I care?


He is in the latest Mission Impossible movie and will be playing Hawkeye in the upcoming Avengers movie. Was also the star of Hurt Locker.
 
2012-01-06 01:21:38 PM  

SnakeMan: madcan34: Not even a scratch!? Well Phuket then!

Hmmm, nice try, but the name is pronounced "POO ket" (or "poo KET", I don't know which syllable is emphasized).


Don't you oppress me!
 
2012-01-06 01:23:13 PM  
Hmmm...maybe he isn't gay. He is supposedly dating Janet Montgomery (was in Human Target.)

img.perezhilton.com

Then again, this pic is from Perez Hilton, who probably wouldn't out a fellow gay guy.
 
2012-01-06 01:25:54 PM  
Dunno who he is.
 
2012-01-06 01:42:51 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Then again, this pic is from Perez Hilton, who probably wouldn't out a fellow gay guy.


He totally would.
 
2012-01-06 01:43:24 PM  
Was this guys brother the guy that was on Celeb Rehab after he told that tale about being abducted in a car and forced to do drugs and what not? What was his first name?
 
2012-01-06 01:51:14 PM  

nomorelurking: Was this guys brother the guy that was on Celeb Rehab after he told that tale about being abducted in a car and forced to do drugs and what not? What was his first name?


Jeremy London is who you are thinking of. Has a twin brother named Jason.
 
2012-01-06 01:52:07 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Renner needs to be careful when trolling Thailand for his ladyboys.

That dude's gayer than Freddie Mercury.


Who gives a rip? The man can act, and that's all that I ask of actors.
 
2012-01-06 01:53:12 PM  
They came at him from behind
 
2012-01-06 01:58:44 PM  
I get a gay vibe from Renner, despite how much of a badass he is in The Town and The Hurt Locker. If he is gay, he is one hell of an actor. He was really f*cking badass in Hurt Locker.
 
2012-01-06 01:59:34 PM  
Bangkok has him now.
 
2012-01-06 02:10:38 PM  
I fly to Thailand in five days so I'm getting a kick . . . .

/no, not for the ladyboys
/nor lady ladies for that matter


/well, maybe the lady ladies
 
2012-01-06 02:23:41 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: nomorelurking: Was this guys brother the guy that was on Celeb Rehab after he told that tale about being abducted in a car and forced to do drugs and what not? What was his first name?

Jeremy London is who you are thinking of. Has a twin brother named Jason.


Yep! Thanks. Well, that guy is a loser. Jeremy Renner is awesome.
 
2012-01-06 02:53:44 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Whew! That's a relief. Now, one more thing, who the fark is Jeremy Renner, and why the fark do I care?


He played Dags on National Lampoon's Senior Trip.
 
2012-01-06 03:01:55 PM  

Scyllz: Crewmannumber6: Whew! That's a relief. Now, one more thing, who the fark is Jeremy Renner, and why the fark do I care?

He played Dags on National Lampoon's Senior Trip.


He played a puritan turned into a vampire on an episode of Angel.
 
2012-01-06 03:02:36 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Whew! That's a relief. Now, one more thing, who the fark is Jeremy Renner, and why the fark do I care?


BalugaJoe: Dunno who he is.


nomorelurking: Was this guys brother the guy that was on Celeb Rehab after he told that tale about being abducted in a car and forced to do drugs and what not? What was his first name?


AdolfOliverPanties: will be playing Hawkeye in the upcoming Avengers movie


I refuse to believe there's a Farker who didn't know this.
 
2012-01-06 04:10:18 PM  
Jeremy Renner did work as a Lancome makeup counter person at some point during his starving artist days, and well, I've never met a straight makeup sales guy. Who knows, maybe he's the exception that proves the rule.

In any case, he's a great actor, that's all that really matters.
 
2012-01-06 04:30:14 PM  
He played a great Dahmer.
 
2012-01-06 05:49:24 PM  
Does he remind anyone else of Jason Bateman?
 
2012-01-06 05:52:46 PM  

AaronSynn: Does he remind anyone else of Jason Bateman?



Thought the same thing.
 
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