FARK.com: (6863388) Psychic spider-monkey will predict the winner of the New Hampshire primary. It's more scientific than a caucus, at least

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Hobodeluxe

2012-01-06 11:42:36 AM

Romney ,landslide. book it done.

jeffspec

2012-01-06 11:56:59 AM

What about an octopus?

Cagey B

2012-01-06 02:03:48 PM

jeffspec: What about an octopus?

Paul the Octopus is dead, so they will need to hold a seance. In other news, be sure to tune in to SyFy Network for "Zomboctopus" on Saturday.

yanoosh

2012-01-06 02:04:16 PM

Monkey's got my vote

Hershey Highway Patrol

2012-01-06 02:05:43 PM

I just figured that they'd put a photo of each candidate up and see which one he flings his sh*t at. But that may give Santorum an unfair advantage.

skinink

2012-01-06 02:05:52 PM

I have a Newt that's been screaming the winner's name since the end of Iowa's cockases: "Romney Romney Romney!!"

unicron702

2012-01-06 02:06:58 PM

Plus they give great reach-arounds.

sprawl15

2012-01-06 02:07:03 PM

Be sure to save some Fermium from the MedSci chemical storage to research its brain later.

discgolfguru

2012-01-06 02:17:31 PM

I liked one of the comments from that article:

If Grandpa tries to insert the banana up his money ass, it would be a definite sign for Santorum.

crazydave023

2012-01-06 02:18:48 PM

This sounds eerily similar to the octopus that predicted the World Cup winner and then died a couple of months later.

LordJiro

2012-01-06 02:24:31 PM

crazydave023: This sounds eerily similar to the octopus that predicted the World Cup winner and then died a couple of months later.

Well here's another clue for you all,
The ~~walrus~~ octopus was Paul.

bobbette

2012-01-06 02:26:03 PM

More accurate than 9/10 of the CNN pundits. Or, you know, 41/45, since I think that's how many wayward pundits and talking heads they have milling around that bloody set.

Maud Dib

2012-01-06 02:29:44 PM

Looks like a curmudgeon to me.

Get off of my ~~lawn~~ tree!

Philip Francis Queeg

2012-01-06 02:32:22 PM

I don't buy this. A spider monkey's intellect simply isn't capable of approximating the Republican voter.

It's much too smart.

unicron702

2012-01-06 02:35:45 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: I don't buy this. A spider monkey's intellect simply isn't capable of approximating the Republican voter.

It's much too smart.

They fling shiat and make violent, unprovoked attacks, that's why they were chosen.

Salt Lick Steady

2012-01-06 02:37:30 PM

From the caption of the monkey pic: "Grandpa secretly wishes Mitch Daniels got into the race."

Well yeah, it'd be less work grooming.

Salt Lick Steady

2012-01-06 02:41:51 PM

The monkey will pick Santorum. In a zig zag of irony, the Santorum banana will fit perfectly in the monkey's hand.

tedthebellhopp

2012-01-06 02:49:34 PM

NH Trifecta!

Gordon Bennett

2012-01-06 03:01:49 PM

jeffspec: What about an octopus?

Paul the Psychic Octopus died. (new window)

jeffspec

2012-01-06 03:05:59 PM

Gordon Bennett, Cagey B

Yes yes I know he died. But he was a wizard at lucky predictions. Thought it may run in the genetic code or something.

sniderman

2012-01-06 03:22:54 PM

/Ben 10 seen warming up

Vigilante716

2012-01-06 03:24:26 PM

Sonic F*ckin' Death Monkey?

Kevin72

2012-01-06 03:35:36 PM

Approves

www.1art1.de

Kevin72

2012-01-06 03:37:25 PM

sniderman: [images.wikia.com image 293x462]

/Ben 10 seen warming up

Somewhat of a simulpost, because I spent 15 minutes or so trying to go from Google search image to usable URL.

Wingnutwillie

2012-01-06 04:30:00 PM

Hacker_X

2012-01-06 05:33:42 PM

sprawl15: Be sure to save some Fermium from the MedSci chemical storage to research its brain later.

What moron ever thought it was a good idea to wire those things up with psi amps? I swear that game made everybody who played it afraid of and hateful towards monkeys.

Indubitably

2012-01-06 09:12:47 PM

I predict everything.

Indubitably

2012-01-06 09:13:44 PM

Indubitably: I predict everything.

I am a monkey too.

Fear monkey.

;)

TheMysticS

2012-01-07 06:08:43 AM

He's eating up peanuts at the rate of naught

vengethis

2012-01-09 11:25:31 AM

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