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God may not decide football games, but God seems to be doing everything he can to help out the Broncos
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SmackLT
2012-01-06 11:17:30 AM
Holy crap, hope okay. Get better, Kirby
walkerhound
2012-01-06 11:22:19 AM
GAT_00
2012-01-06 11:25:34 AM
God's more than a little of an asshole if it thinks setting someone on fire is cool.
veedeevadeevoodee
2012-01-06 11:29:17 AM
kronicfeld
2012-01-06 11:46:24 AM
GAT_00
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God's more than a little of an asshole if it thinks setting someone on fire is cool.
Dude loves killing babies, so a fire to him is practically nothing.
gameshowhost
2012-01-06 11:56:29 AM
Kirby? Kirby!??
Uakronkid
2012-01-06 12:43:45 PM
GAT_00
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God's more than a little of an asshole if it thinks setting someone on fire is cool.
Have you read the Bible? God's kind of a dick.
I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey
2012-01-06 01:16:36 PM
GAT_00
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God's more than a little of an asshole if it thinks setting someone on fire is cool.
The Sodomites and Gomorrahites would be inclined to agree with you.
SlothB77
2012-01-06 01:17:47 PM
GAT_00
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God's more than a little of an asshole if it thinks setting someone on fire is cool.
i don't think he is doing it because it is 'cool'. Usually he does bad things to teach lessons.
FriarReb98
2012-01-06 01:32:47 PM
SlothB77
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GAT_00: God's more than a little of an asshole if it thinks setting someone on fire is cool.
i don't think he is doing it because it is 'cool'. Usually he does bad things to teach lessons.
What lesson is that, that you're ognna have to kill off the Steelers offense en masse for the Broncos to have any chance against a defense that's got three weeks of game tape to figure out how to deal with the Miracle Boy?
sariq
2012-01-06 01:39:13 PM
He lived. Does that mean god is imperfect, or he's helping the Steelers?
Cagey B
2012-01-06 02:05:57 PM
SlothB77
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i don't think he is doing it because it is 'cool'. Usually he does bad things to teach lessons.
One time God sent a one-armed former employee after me to teach me not to teach my kids lessons.
Mr Guy
2012-01-06 02:38:27 PM
FriarReb98
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SlothB77: GAT_00: God's more than a little of an asshole if it thinks setting someone on fire is cool.
i don't think he is doing it because it is 'cool'. Usually he does bad things to teach lessons.
What lesson is that, that you're ognna have to kill off the Steelers offense en masse for the Broncos to have any chance against a defense that's got three weeks of game tape to figure out how to deal with the Miracle Boy?
Everyone so quick to blame God clearly don't read old stories. Isn't the usual set up, Evil man does something evil, evil man makes deal with devil to escape punishment, everything seems to be going well for evil man, Devil sets up a battle of good versus evil, everyone bets on evil, the Devil lets good win to screw everyone over?
If Tebow covers the spread, I'd say it's because the Devil hates Steeler fans just as much as everyone else does.
IanMoone
2012-01-06 02:51:30 PM
FriarReb98
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What lesson is that, that you're ognna have to kill off the Steelers offense en masse for the Broncos to have any chance against a defense that's got three weeks of game tape to figure out how to deal with the Miracle Boy?
But the LORD did speakth such: On My Day, when those who form glistening metal doth take the battefield high up in the mountains against my chosen, my chosen shall take to the air as never seen before, and those who are naughty in my sight shall be snuffed out from the air.
El Brujo
2012-01-06 02:56:30 PM
I'm taking the Broncos this weekend. Betting that PIT won't cover the +9 spread.
Agree?
greenbowlpacker
2012-01-06 03:05:41 PM
roc6783
2012-01-06 03:12:45 PM
Why post a pic of that inferior QB, when you could post one of the greatest QB to ever start in the NFL?
//The 'stache doesn't need God to smite the other team, he's got it covered.
greenbowlpacker
2012-01-06 03:16:29 PM
roc6783
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Why post a pic of that inferior QB, when you could post one of the greatest QB to ever start in the NFL?
[www.midwestsportsfans.com image 630x750]
//The 'stache doesn't need God to smite the other team, he's got it covered.
He is going to lose the super bowl to this guy:
Lee's_Austin
2012-01-06 03:26:24 PM
GimpyNip
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If there is a god why would he schedule my neice's Christening at 4PM EST on Sunday? Riddle me that.
So, Old Testament God is a smiting dick, but New Testament God schedules Christenings? Who knew.
Krymson Tyde
2012-01-06 03:28:36 PM
Dinobot
2012-01-06 03:35:35 PM
roc6783
2012-01-06 03:37:13 PM
greenbowlpacker
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roc6783: Why post a pic of that inferior QB, when you could post one of the greatest QB to ever start in the NFL?
[www.midwestsportsfans.com image 630x750]
//The 'stache doesn't need God to smite the other team, he's got it covered.
He is going to lose the super bowl to this guy:
[www.brownsgab.com image 323x400]
Ok, I laughed. But that was barrel-bottom scraping gutter humor right there. Also, the only thing that could shake me from my mild depression if the Packers do not win the Super Bowl, would be the Saints losing to Jake. Extra bonus frosting would be if Breesus commited a full Jake, and Original Recipe Jake threw 4+ touchdowns with no turnovers.
///I do not bear robsul82 any illwill, but the froth created by his creative juices would be EPIC. Again, I do believe the Packers will win and this unlikely scenario will never come to fruition.
greenbowlpacker
2012-01-06 03:48:58 PM
roc6783
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greenbowlpacker: roc6783: Why post a pic of that inferior QB, when you could post one of the greatest QB to ever start in the NFL?
[www.midwestsportsfans.com image 630x750]
//The 'stache doesn't need God to smite the other team, he's got it covered.
He is going to lose the super bowl to this guy:
[www.brownsgab.com image 323x400]
Ok, I laughed. But that was barrel-bottom scraping gutter humor right there. Also, the only thing that could shake me from my mild depression if the Packers do not win the Super Bowl, would be the Saints losing to Jake. Extra bonus frosting would be if Breesus commited a full Jake, and Original Recipe Jake threw 4+ touchdowns with no turnovers.
///I do not bear robsul82 any illwill, but the froth created by his creative juices would be EPIC. Again, I do believe the Packers will win and this unlikely scenario will never come to fruition.
Yeah, they are on their way. The Giants-Packers shootout is going to be awesome next weekend. Poor Jake will be forever remembered for crumbling to the Cardinals, on his birthday. Come on though, who wouldnt want to see Jake come running out during the Bengals game this weekend?
Captain Steroid
2012-01-06 03:53:57 PM
Tebow's God IS a Vengeful God. O_O
bradleycsimpson
2012-01-06 04:04:19 PM
devilskware
2012-01-06 04:08:14 PM
How do you die or get burned up in a house fire? There are windows and doors everywhere.
roc6783
2012-01-06 04:12:30 PM
devilskware
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How do you die or get burned up in a house fire? There are windows and doors everywhere.
If you have 2 legs and are flammable, you are never blocking a fire exit.
//RIP
degenerate-afro
2012-01-06 04:12:52 PM
devilskware
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How do you die or get burned up in a house fire? There are windows and doors everywhere.
It depends on where you are when the fire starts, if the fire is blocking the exist, and how high up/large your windows are.
/had an uncle die in a house fire.
OtherLittleGuy
2012-01-06 04:13:38 PM
Um, if the Broncos beat the Steelers, who do they face?
God is helping the
other
Golden Boy.
Lee's_Austin
2012-01-06 04:14:16 PM
devilskware
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How do you die or get burned up in a house fire? There are windows and doors everywhere.
If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
Lee's_Austin
2012-01-06 04:14:57 PM
roc6783
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devilskware: How do you die or get burned up in a house fire? There are windows and doors everywhere.
If you have 2 legs and are flammable, you are never blocking a fire exit.
//RIP
Shakes tiny fist.
roc6783
2012-01-06 04:18:49 PM
Lee's_Austin
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roc6783: devilskware: How do you die or get burned up in a house fire? There are windows and doors everywhere.
If you have 2 legs and are flammable, you are never blocking a fire exit.
//RIP
Shakes tiny fist.
Great minds and all that...
robsul82
2012-01-06 04:18:59 PM
greenbowlpacker
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Come on though, who wouldnt want to see Jake come running out during the Bengals game this weekend?
You don't want to hope anyone gets hurt, but Goddamn it, the kindling of hope that caught fire in this Farker's heart when Delhomme finished Week 17 is one to which I do not want to let go. lol
Captain Steroid
2012-01-06 05:09:58 PM
OtherLittleGuy
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Um, if the Broncos beat the Steelers, who do they face?
God is helping the other Golden Boy.
Flacco?
mjoven1975
2012-01-06 07:03:39 PM
Captain Steroid
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OtherLittleGuy: Um, if the Broncos beat the Steelers, who do they face?
God is helping the other Golden Boy.
Flacco?
If Denver wins, they would face the Ravens if Cincinnati beats Houston. If Houston beats Cincinnati, Denver would face the Patriots.
InferiousX
2012-01-06 11:25:32 PM
roc6783
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Why post a pic of that inferior QB, when you could post one of the greatest QB to ever start in the NFL?
[www.midwestsportsfans.com image 630x750]
//The 'stache doesn't need God to smite the other team, he's got it covered.
Your packers cock garbbling posts are leaning more and more towards me hoping that they are one and done.
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