That's right, Rick... Because the GOP has done so much for the unemployed since taking over the House.

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That's it.

I'm running for President. Sure, I'm legally not allowed to take office in 2012 and I'm a socialist with no political experience, but I'd be a much, much better choice than any of these "front runners".

So vote what_now 2012.

What's the worst that can happen?

And the economy tanked in 2008 because of the fear of the negro becoming president.

And the subsequent bounce was the "Bush Recovery."

/delusion is a heckuva drug

Wow. If this idiot isn't nominated for Republican Turd Polisher of the Year, it'll be a crime.

I thought it was because people were getting discouraged and not looking anymore.

/I think they are saving this nugget for after they lose.

Who here believes the unemployment rate is really 8.5%?

/would like to sell you some waterfront property in NM if you think it is.

EnviroDude: Who here believes the unemployment rate is really 8.5%?

/would like to sell you some waterfront property in NM if you think it is.

You do realize that there is actually waterfront property in NM?

Mitch McConnell killed bin Laden.

And of course not a single media entity points out how farking retarded this is.

It's gonna be a fun year in the media - if one plans to be drunk/stoned/retarded/etc.

EvilEgg: EnviroDude: Who here believes the unemployment rate is really 8.5%?

/would like to sell you some waterfront property in NM if you think it is.

You do realize that there is actually waterfront property in NM?

I lol'd.

FTFM: Update: TPM's Benjy Sarlin, who was at the event, notes that Santorum appeared to be half-joking.

Do none of you guys see this as relevant?

what_now: That's it.

I'm running for President. Sure, I'm legally not allowed to take office in 2012 and I'm a socialist with no political experience, but I'd be a much, much better choice than any of these "front runners".

So vote what_now 2012.

What's the worst that can happen?

You have your lady times and blow up Spain.

I really thought I was going to miss Herman Cain. It's nice to see that the other candidates are doing their part to fulfill the Republican lulz quota.

Vodka Zombie: Wow. If this idiot isn't nominated for Republican Turd Polisher of the Year, it'll be a crime.

Well, these holy rollers are usually secret turd pushers......

James!: what_now: That's it.

I'm running for President. Sure, I'm legally not allowed to take office in 2012 and I'm a socialist with no political experience, but I'd be a much, much better choice than any of these "front runners".

So vote what_now 2012.

What's the worst that can happen?

You have your lady times and blow up Spain.


You end up banging Putin, because damn he's macho. And in the throes of passion you say "yeah, missiles in Cuba doesn't seem so bad."

Blues_X: James!: what_now: That's it.

I'm running for President. Sure, I'm legally not allowed to take office in 2012 and I'm a socialist with no political experience, but I'd be a much, much better choice than any of these "front runners".

So vote what_now 2012.

What's the worst that can happen?

You have your lady times and blow up Spain.


You end up banging Putin, because damn he's macho. And in the throes of passion you say "yeah, missiles in Cuba doesn't seem so bad."

Women presidents say they want a sensitive leader, but at the end of the day they go home with that douche walking around with his shirt off.

what_now: That's it.

I'm running for President. Sure, I'm legally not allowed to take office in 2012 and I'm a socialist with no political experience, but I'd be a much, much better choice than any of these "front runners".

So vote what_now 2012.

What's the worst that can happen?

KAREN 2012!

/campaign manager

Goddammit. I will pay some GOOD money for the drugs that the frothy one is taking.

Seriously, to say that in front of people with a straight face? Guy's got to be on something.

James!: You have your lady times and blow up Spain.

GODDAMN RIGHT!!!

what_now: James!: You have your lady times and blow up Spain.

GODDAMN RIGHT!!!

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Women be holding grudges.

Blues_X: You end up banging Putin, because damn he's macho. And in the throes of passion you say "yeah, missiles in Cuba doesn't seem so bad."

If I was gonna get it on w/ a world leader it wouldn't be Putin. Sarcozy, maybe. Because look at him, look at his wife. That dude can clearly lick his own eyebrows.

James!: what_now: James!: You have your lady times and blow up Spain.

GODDAMN RIGHT!!!

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Women be holding grudges.

Biatches like grudges.

what_now: If I was gonna get it on w/ a world leader it wouldn't be Putin.



"So, I have a chance?"

Why are you supporting her? WHY?

Don't you realize this means a pogrom against me and my fellow Nutmeggers?

let me put it this way.

Gays are to Santorum what Nutmeggers are to what_now.

EvilEgg: EnviroDude: Who here believes the unemployment rate is really 8.5%?

/would like to sell you some waterfront property in NM if you think it is.

You do realize that there is actually waterfront property in NM?

You want some? I have plenty of it to sell.

Aarontology: Why are you supporting her? WHY?

Don't you realize this means a pogrom against me and my fellow Nutmeggers?

let me put it this way.

Gays are to Santorum what Nutmeggers are to what_now.

No body gives a shiat about you nutmeggers. I don't even understand why you're allowed to marry regular people.

EnviroDude: EvilEgg: EnviroDude: Who here believes the unemployment rate is really 8.5%?

/would like to sell you some waterfront property in NM if you think it is.

You do realize that there is actually waterfront property in NM?

You want some? I have plenty of it to sell. [photos2.fotosearch.com image 170x170]

It's okay that you meant to say oceanfront and failed miserably. Digging the hole deeper isn't the solution.

Aarontology: Don't you realize this means a pogrom against me and my fellow Nutmeggers?

I *DATED* a nutmegger, I tried, I really did. At the end of the day, you're just not like the rest of us, and need to be segregated.

For your own good.

I think I need to take this opportunity to throw my hat in the ring.

For too long, we've heard false promises, false threats, and false implications of cock sucking. No more. You need more, I need more goddammit, and America needs more. Together, we can move together to improve this country, to return to our rightful place in the world, but not if we listen to these false prophets. Join me, and our journey will be complete!

Or at least vote for me. Whatever, but I'll blow you farkers up if you don't vote for me.

James!: No body gives a shiat about you nutmeggers. I don't even understand why you're allowed to marry regular people.

I don't understand why you're allowed to marry US!

what_now: For your own good.

i will fight you in Hartford. I will fight you in New Haven. I will fight up and down the Housatonic.

THIS IS REVOLUTION!

GAT_00: I think I need to take this opportunity to throw my hat in the ring.

For too long, we've heard false promises, false threats, and false implications of cock sucking. No more. You need more, I need more goddammit, and America needs more. Together, we can move together to improve this country, to return to our rightful place in the world, but not if we listen to these false prophets. Join me, and our journey will be complete!

Or at least vote for me. Whatever, but I'll blow you farkers up if you don't vote for me.

Tell us more about your cocksucking platform...

EnviroDude: EvilEgg: EnviroDude: Who here believes the unemployment rate is really 8.5%?

/would like to sell you some waterfront property in NM if you think it is.

You do realize that there is actually waterfront property in NM?

You want some? I have plenty of it to sell. [photos2.fotosearch.com image 170x170]


I'd rather buy here if you don't mind.

BritneysSpeculum: I'd rather buy here if you don't mind.

The boobs inside the pink leopard print bikini are fake.

Sorry.

I know why the caged nutmegger sings.

James!: Tell us more about your cocksucking platform...


It sounds promising, but I don't think I could get behind it like Santorums policies.

James!: Tell us more about your cocksucking platform...

I promise a right to blowjobs for everyone! However, I cannot make any promises to who gives one to you, but I will guarantee your right to receive one.

what_now: BritneysSpeculum: I'd rather buy here if you don't mind.

The boobs inside the pink leopard print bikini are fake.

Sorry.

Who cares? I want to know more about what's in the white bikini to her right.

what_now: Blues_X: You end up banging Putin, because damn he's macho. And in the throes of passion you say "yeah, missiles in Cuba doesn't seem so bad."

If I was gonna get it on w/ a world leader it wouldn't be Putin. Sarcozy, maybe. Because look at him, look at his wife. That dude can clearly lick his own eyebrows.

It might be particularly untimely to admit this, but Bashar al-Assad is rather handsome as far as world leaders go.