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Pop quiz hotshot, your star WR has violated his probation for DUI; do you keep them on the team? Well, what is your answer Brady Hoke?
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veedeevadeevoodee
2012-01-06 11:14:27 AM
Well, what is your answer Brady Hoke?
Eddie Adams from Torrance
2012-01-06 11:32:07 AM
Meh.. It's just a harmless little probation violation.
It's not like he farked a whole bunch of 10 year old boys in the ass.
Speaker2Animals
2012-01-06 11:55:22 AM
Um, "star WR" and "them?" Sounds like
subby
is in the same classes as the rest of the dumb FB players -- but it sucks to be stupid and not be able to do the 40 in 4.3
Cucumber_Breath
2012-01-06 12:48:08 PM
He has to suspend him at this point, or a lot of Michigan fans will have egg all over their faces from the Chris L. Rucker meltdown. If not though, I still expect those hypocrites to spin it as if it is not the same.
/4 in a row
//Paul Bunyan pays property taxes in East Lansing
mikaloyd
2012-01-06 01:05:13 PM
He was a key player on the team that finally beat Ohio State?
There are many things that can be overlooked.
PoochUMD
2012-01-06 01:05:44 PM
Their season is over and any disciplinary action won't take place until August. What's the harm in waiting until all the info comes out?
Cucumber_Breath
2012-01-06 01:20:24 PM
PoochUMD
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Their season is over and any disciplinary action won't take place until August. What's the harm in waiting until all the info comes out?
All of the info is already out. He lied to his probation officers face about how he got to the court, was pulled over and charged with driving on a suspended licences, and was sentenced to 10 days in jail today because of it. This is after he already had two dui's, multiple other probation violations and failure to attend his AA meetings. He was "suspended" (read, redshirted, able to practice & travel with the team) all of last year because of these previous problems with the law and on the thinnest of ice. He obviously hasn't learned his lesson, so fattso needs to drop the hammer on him.
legion_of_doo
2012-01-06 01:34:15 PM
mikaloyd
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He was a key player on the team that finally beat Ohio State?
There are many things that can be overlooked.
He was suspended from the team for the entire season. Maybe he was a good cheerleader, but he didn't do much in the game against the team from ohio this past season because he was/is still suspended.
Le Bomb Suprize
2012-01-06 01:35:58 PM
Is he a good player?
Can a technical case be made to allow him to play without too much backlash?
Is he a really good player?
The answer to those three questions will determine whether he plays. If the answer to #3 is yes than the answer to #2 is irrelevant.
greenbowlpacker
2012-01-06 01:57:08 PM
KiwDaWabbit
2012-01-06 02:02:28 PM
Is he a cute Nebraska volleyball player?
velvet_fog
2012-01-06 02:13:18 PM
KiwDaWabbit
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Is he a cute Nebraska volleyball player?
Looks like a new contender enters the race for the Big Ten's inaugural Lawrence Phillips-Maurice Clarett Award for Off-field Excellence. The nominees:
- Joe Paterno
- NU volleyball player Lauren Cook
- Michigan standout Darryl Stonum
Am I missing anyone?
you have pee hands
2012-01-06 02:17:51 PM
KiwDaWabbit
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Is he a cute Nebraska volleyball player?
Why don't you post some of them and open it up to the voting public?
Jamdug!
2012-01-06 03:01:45 PM
Shoot the hostage.
zippolight2002
2012-01-06 03:03:36 PM
legion_of_doo
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mikaloyd: He was a key player on the team that finally beat Ohio State?
There are many things that can be overlooked.
He was suspended from the team for the entire season. Maybe he was a good cheerleader, but he didn't do much in the game against the team from ohio this past season because he was/is still suspended.
People should probably read the entire article. He was suspended when he was first arrested for the DUI....
zippolight2002
2012-01-06 03:07:57 PM
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legion_of_doo: mikaloyd: He was a key player on the team that finally beat Ohio State?
There are many things that can be overlooked.
He was suspended from the team for the entire season. Maybe he was a good cheerleader, but he didn't do much in the game against the team from ohio this past season because he was/is still suspended.
People should probably read the entire article. He was suspended when he was first arrested for the DUI....
Oh, I see this article doesn't mention that. One second....
From a more competent (yet still pretty shiatty) sports news sourse:
"The Stafford, Texas, native was suspended indefinitely in May 2011 by Michigan coach Brady Hoke after being arrested for driving while visibly impaired. Stonum was sentenced to two years' probation in June, and redshirted this season."
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labbal
2012-01-06 03:23:37 PM
I really hope Brady Hoke drops the bannination hammer on this guy, and then gets him some AA help.
/I also wish President Gora and Tom Collins would DIAF for letting him get away those many years ago
//not Jason Whitlock
///still unhappy though
jmr61
2012-01-07 01:13:23 PM
Another hypocrite leading young men in major college football.
Shocking.
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