Yup,...but damn they could play...

'For a good time, call IIX VI VII V III oh IX'

/Stupid Roman numeral system ruining a perfectly good joke!

VIII-VI-VII V-III-O-IX

Yup, not much has changed.
\On FARK.

It's all about timing. The volcano hit the day before trash day.
Two days later and we would be marveling at their tidiness.

slobby

slovenly


just saying

King Something: VIII-VI-VII V-III-O-IX

I knew something looked off in mine.

I seem to recall reading this story IN THE EIGHTIES!

SBinRR: It's all about timing. The volcano hit the day before trash day.
Two days later and we would be marveling at their tidiness.

lol

So they are saying that the people of Pompeii were just like modern Italians?

I worked in a bookshop in the nineties that sold a book that had all the graffiti found in Pompeii.

Rustico: Foreground My Ass: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]

Yup,...but damn they could play...

Careful with that axe, Eugene.

You hear a dog wailing and echos?

/must be me.

Given how much of Western European civilization is derived from the Romans, how is this a surprise?

Don't apply current societal standards against standards from centuries ago.

/one man's trash is another man's treasure

That is nuts ... N ... V ... T .... S ..... Nuts!

I thought I saw a worse one a Terry Jones special once about a piece of graffiti proclaiming how some woman gave great a beej for half a sesterce.

/Nice on the Pink Floyd reference too.

redundantman: That is nuts ... N ... V ... T .... S ..... Nuts!

Are you trying to bullshiat this week?......

Did you try last week?

Wow guess I should clean up my place then. And make damn sure my roomate gets her stank undies and bras from all over. They are even in the couch cushions. I think she owes me a new couch.

Jersey Shore, 79 C.E. Parumper bonus vicis , dico Drusilla.

DIDN'T THEY HAVE PLACES JUST FOR BARFING, SO YOU COULD GO BACK TO THE PARTY AND GORGE YOURSELF MORE?

neversubmit: (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Wow...Thanks for that!
My fav:
III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don't perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

In reading the graffiti from this site (new window), it seems Pompeii had a problem with people dropping deuces right outside other people's doors.

Foreground My Ass: Rustico: Foreground My Ass: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]

Yup,...but damn they could play...

Careful with that axe, Eugene.

You hear a dog wailing and echos?

/must be me.

I've got a bike. You can ride it, if you like.

Something really stinks, were they using the trash like we might use air fresheners?

/This may be mob related.

Here's a poem from Catullus, often called the greatest poet in the Golden Age of Latin poetry. Humans have been vulgar and fun all throughout history, even the boring parts you slept through in school.

I will sodomize you and skull-f*&^k you,
C*&ksucker Aurelius and bottom-man Furius,
You who think that I'm a pussy
Because of my delicate verses.
It's right for the devoted poet
To be chaste himself, but it's not
Necessary for his verses to be so.
Verses which then have taste and charm,
If they are delicate and sexy,
And when they can incite an itch,
And I don't mean for boys, but in
Those hairy old men who can't get their d$#ks up.
You, because you have read of my thousand kisses,
You think I'm a pussy?
I will sodomize you and skull-f$#k you.

FLMountainMan: I worked in a bookshop in the nineties that sold a book that had all the graffiti found in Pompeii.

Our replies, are you getting a kick out of them?

If Roman civilization predates Michelangelo then whose soul who have controlled their hand each and every time they touched a spray paint can?

Jean Genetic: Here's a poem from Catullus, often called the greatest poet in the Golden Age of Latin poetry. Humans have been vulgar and fun all throughout history, even the boring parts you slept through in school.

Fantastic.

Martial:

Lesbia swears she's never been farked for free.
True. When she wants to be farked, she has to pay.

Vesuvius blows

I just a documentary on Pompeii. It might have been one of the Sex in the Ancient World series. One of the main thrusts (Hee!) was that Pompeii wasn't as sex crazed as we thought. Sure, there were brothels everywhere, but that was common for back then. They were also starting to return to the old Roman morals.

They showed the wall of gym/bathhouse where patrons would store their clothing in little cubicles. Above the cubicles were numbers, but then they discovered that the numbers were painted over sexual pictures. Each cubicle was a different sex position, and the guy narrating the show didn't know if it meant that prostitution also happened at the baths, or if it was just a clever way to get the customers to remember where their clothes were.

"Drusus, where did I put my toga?"
"Cato, you blind ass, it's under the picture with the girl on top!"

Pharoah gobbles donkey goobers.

Jean Genetic: Here's a poem from Catullus, often called the greatest poet in the Golden Age of Latin poetry. Humans have been vulgar and fun all throughout history, even the boring parts you slept through in school.

I have been trying to remember this from college for ages! I remember the professor pointing out how clever it was, because Catullus berates his critics for confusing the poem's speaker with the poet, while simultaneously threatening them as the speaker.

Also, skullf*ck!

LadyMech: I just a documentary on Pompeii...

Did you accidentally the whole documentary?

VI.16.15 (atrium of the House of Pinarius); 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend

oh good god, I think I knew that guy in high school.