"Honey, you've GOTTA do something about this."

I want to challenge my own anxiety about nudity. But can I really handle downward dog without any clothes on?

White people problems.

Video games and pizza delivery would be my life.

slut

These people will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Oh hell. She left for 3 days a couple of months ago, and I drank so much and watched so much porn I couldn't see straight. Two months, and I'd be dead.

I'd have to buy a dog and a lot of peanut butter.

Aarontology: Video games and pizza delivery would be my life.

Don't forget masturbation.

I might even do laundry.

He's going to be gone for five days this month and I'm already mentally preparing myself. I'm totally gonna spaz out.

kwame: Oh hell. She left for 3 days a couple of months ago, and I drank so much and watched so much porn I couldn't see straight. Two months, and I'd be dead.

Dude. Say she goes out of town March 1st.

Mass Effect 3 with no interruptions.

Starve.

Aarontology: kwame: Oh hell. She left for 3 days a couple of months ago, and I drank so much and watched so much porn I couldn't see straight. Two months, and I'd be dead.

Dude. Say she goes out of town March 1st.

Mass Effect 3 with no interruptions.

Mother of god...

Lane83: Don't forget masturbation.

Ohhh yeah.

mcsiegs: single entendre: I'd have to buy a dog and a lot of peanut butter.

haha

//oh wait....GROSS

...SE is entirely too wholesome for anything like that.

SHE'S STILL A VIRGIN RIGHT???

Lane83: Mother of god...

Right? Tell me you wouldn't have a pot of coffee going at all times to avoid sleep.

Aarontology: Mass Effect 3 with no interruptions.

...omg

I think I'm going to bribe her best friend to invite her out.

Lane83: Hey honey, I signed you up got the Sapphic Seven Seas two month cruise.

Mrs83: oh really?

L: yes, you leave in March. They say to pack flannel and boots or a skimpy bikini and lipstick. Your choice. Your meal plans (ahem) seem preplanned.

M: but what about you?

L: apparently no men allowed, but I got you a great rate. Don't worry, Mass Effect 3 just got here. Toodles!

AtticusFinchEsq: "Honey, you've GOTTA do something about this."

HAHAHAHA!! That's not funny, Atty...that's my weekend.

Aarontology: Lane83: Mother of god...

Right? Tell me you wouldn't have a pot of coffee going at all times to avoid sleep.

I'd steal coke and speed from the evidence locker.

Dynascape: mcsiegs: single entendre: I'd have to buy a dog and a lot of peanut butter.

haha

//oh wait....GROSS

...SE is entirely too wholesome for anything like that.

SHE'S STILL A VIRGIN RIGHT???

That is correct.

mcsiegs: So, if she wouldn't have gone, that yoga class would have been 8 naked dudes? GAY

That sounds like a party.

I like that she was able to be honest about why she wasn't comfortable with it. I can't remember any time in my life when admitting you're "too Puritan" about something didn't make you gloriously uncool and stodgy.

As a military spouse, Hubby being gone, for up to a year at a time, is normal. I don't do anything crazy. Stay up late, reading, maybe. Not cook dinner every night.That's about it.

Earpj: As a military spouse, Hubby being gone, for up to a year at a time, is normal. I don't do anything crazy. Stay up late, reading, maybe. Not cook dinner every night.That's about it.

As a former military husband, I'm pleased to hear you're doing so well. I'm certain your husband appreciates it.

/Saw way too much misbehaving on my remote tours and TDYs by military spouses of both genders.

After seeing only the right knee in the picture, I am going to venture that is not her.

The people who get naked in public are never the ones you want to see naked.

Does this look infected to you guys?

/It's like a hippo yawning with a mouthful of cottage cheese

He works on the other side of the country and is regularly gone for up to six weeks at a time, and doesn't come home for more than a week, usually.

So, pretty much the same thing I do every day.