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(CBS News) Sappy The same security camera that captured a man stealing a family's Christmas presents also captures him returning them two days later with an apology note. Unclear if you can see his heart grow three sizes   (cbsnews.com) divider line 13
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USAF06
2012-01-06 11:56:24 AM
Alsoo grammar.
 
PsyLord
2012-01-06 11:57:10 AM
Still a criminal...
 
cbackous [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 11:58:33 AM
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy is a very serious matter. He should get that looked at.
 
MouserMusing
2012-01-06 12:29:37 PM
Valloney, who is a retired NYPD detective, brought the video to his neighborhood police precinct.

Valloney reportedly said that not only has he forgiven the thief, he'd like to meet him.

Don't do it man. The cops always pull "the state owes you back taxes" please come to this address to collect your check around the holidays.

Easy way to round up stupid criminals with warrants.

Atone by getting your ass a job.
 
AFKobel
2012-01-06 12:41:23 PM
FTFA: "Valloney reportedly said that not only has he forgiven the thief, he'd like to meet him."

Uh....

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powhound
2012-01-06 12:43:20 PM
I steal stuff all the time and then return it. Mostly tissues from other people's desks.
 
sitesmithscott
2012-01-06 12:45:34 PM
Sounds like his wife/gf found out and got on his case about it.
 
Kurmudgeon
2012-01-06 12:47:04 PM
PsyLord: Still a criminal...

Maybe, but good on him, True repentance is rare.
Hope he sticks with it.
 
klaybc
2012-01-06 12:50:24 PM
Just zoom in. And enhance.
 
DVDave
2012-01-06 01:06:40 PM
He must have caught the Growing Pains marathon and had a change of heart.
 
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion
2012-01-06 02:13:57 PM
Kurmudgeon: PsyLord: Still a criminal...

Maybe, but good on him, True repentance is rare.
Hope he sticks with it.

Maybe I'll go steal a car and then return it so that people will heap accolades on me, too.
 
PsyLord
2012-01-06 02:27:49 PM
Kurmudgeon: PsyLord: Still a criminal...

Maybe, but good on him, True repentance is rare.
Hope he sticks with it.

More likely that he realized that he was caught on tape and thought that by returning the items, hey, no foul, amirite?
 
VictorOfBorge
2012-01-06 02:35:44 PM
At least now they can touch him with a thirty-nine and a half foot pole.
 
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