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(WTSP) Amusing Fark-ready headline: "Grandmother set up by pot-pedaling smurf"   (wtsp.com) divider line 17
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gopher321 [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 12:55:03 PM
Don't bogart that smurf, Smurf.
 
omtc
2012-01-06 02:05:59 PM
So they ride around on potcycles down in Tampa now, do they?
 
ZMugg
2012-01-06 02:06:13 PM
"...pot-pedaling Smurf..."

pedaling : present participle of ped·al (Verb)
Verb:

1. Move by working the pedals of a bicycle.
2. Move (a bicycle) by working its pedals.

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I should be in the kitchen
2012-01-06 02:06:47 PM
How exactly does one pedal a pot?
 
ZMugg
2012-01-06 02:07:24 PM
omtc: So they ride around on potcycles down in Tampa now, do they?

DOH!
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 02:11:24 PM
I should be in the kitchen: How exactly does one pedal a pot?

Come on, let's get our best photoshoppers on this!
 
RandomTux
2012-01-06 02:17:55 PM
ZMugg: "...pot-pedaling Smurf..."

pedaling : present participle of ped·al (Verb)
Verb:

1. Move by working the pedals of a bicycle.
2. Move (a bicycle) by working its pedals.

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And using "setup" as a verb, instead of "set up". And capitalizing "Pot". Who the hell writes this? I'm not even going to talk about gratuitous use of "grandmother" to refer to a woman of advanced age (see "Local mom wins lottery" etc)
 
Shaggy0717
2012-01-06 02:20:55 PM
FTA: Kelley could not be found for comment.

she was behind the courthouse....smoking
 
Salmon
2012-01-06 02:26:34 PM
friends with the DMT gnomes
 
no icon tact
2012-01-06 02:28:43 PM
Thanks granny for covering for me, awesome story about the pretty flowers and smurf hat!

I'll have your medication tomorrow. What? No, I don't have the $ for the lawyer, just give me a few weeks.
 
treesloth
2012-01-06 02:38:12 PM
omtc: So they ride around on potcycles down in Tampa now, do they?

Ah, good. I thought I was the only concerned about the headline. Now, had the Smurf been selling from a bike, it would be a case of peddling while pedaling. Alas, he was not.

This site is smurftastic. (pops!)
 
JustFarkingGreat
2012-01-06 02:43:08 PM
Has anyone mentioned that the article used the incorrect spelling for "peddling?"
 
tarheel07
2012-01-06 02:44:19 PM
urbanvelo.org
 
Hoopy Frood
2012-01-06 02:56:22 PM
Tokey Smurf?
 
Psychopusher
2012-01-06 02:59:02 PM
If she's seeing smurfs, that wasn't pot.
 
Smeggy Smurf
2012-01-06 02:59:31 PM
gopher321: Don't bogart that smurf, Smurf.

That smurfing smurf smurfed my smurfing weed. SMURF! I'm gonna smurf him up. Gonna cut his smurf off
 
urbangirl
2012-01-06 03:11:43 PM
it's peddling. what a maroon.
 
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